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[ - ] Trope 5 points 2 daysJun 9, 2025 17:16:25 ago (+5/-0)*

When I was like 8 years old, my parents gave me a few dollars to go to a gas station for some drinks. This was during the towns Independence Day Parade. We were all drenched in sweat and I remember handing the moist dollar bills to the cashier. We apologized for the sweaty money. Somehow that memory has never left me.

[ - ] xmasskull 4 points 2 daysJun 9, 2025 16:01:03 ago (+4/-0)

Fuckin' A! Now THAT is comedy!

Well done!

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 2 daysJun 9, 2025 21:42:21 ago (+1/-0)

I was hoping he'd take the ten out without the other guy seeing and crumple it so he wouldn't even know it's a ten until he uncrumpled it.

[ - ] NiggerPete 0 points 2 daysJun 9, 2025 22:24:00 ago (+0/-0)

What the hell! he should have thrown a dollar on the ground when the guy looked away

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2 daysJun 9, 2025 17:11:05 ago (+0/-0)

Brown people don't understand the concept of money.
To them, it's just something they need to get rid of as fast as possible.
Maybe they can trick the idiot at the gas station into trading some dumb crumpled up paper for a lighter, or a bag of Takis.