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GoatWarVet
Member for: 1.8 years

scp: 397 (+418/-21)
ccp: 892 (+935/-43)
votes given: 1806 (+1800/-6)
score: 1289





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As a kid I always wondered why the big fat purple thing was named Grimace. Now I know.


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=64c55b5786dfa

I was afraid he might have botched a suicide attempt and would return a paraplegic. Blowing blackpills at us incessantly through a straw until the end of time. I'm glad to hear he is doing well.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=64c598456f140

See that it doesn't else you will be remanded to @PostWallHelena for disciplinary action.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=64c598456f140

Bah, that sort of humility doesn't suit you.


/v/Fatherhood viewpost?postid=64c3023714187

I'm starring to think the rats have started using cloning technology after seeing this picture.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=64c5ba86d9489

While I applaud the commitment I am equally disappointed in the lack of discipline on your part. These things cannot be allowed to happen.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=64c598456f140

The lithium sounds like it's working at any rate.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=64c598456f140

I...I'm appalled! It only takes one chicken bone...one! And we'll be awash in simian. I just cant believe you would do such a thing so callously!


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=64c598456f140

For parking at an empty charging station? You seem upset about this for some reason.


/v/LifeProTips viewpost?postid=64c5928279f4e

Ha, pol tried raiding us that one time and nobody even realized it until after the fact. Everyone just wondered where all the based new users came from.


/v/ThatIsAll viewpost?postid=64c5b38752f0a

Curious. @JoeMcCarthy is this true? Did you let a nigger in?


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=64c598456f140

Some of those guys used to farm points for alt accounts via v/introductions that they'd then use to stir up shit. They got so much scp because they'd upvote literally anything they posted. I think there was certainly a malevolent element among the that just hid among the sarcastic/ironic shitposting. That element was aided by kevdude and his self-assigned v/protectvoat role. They would run off anyone who got too serious or had too big of a following. Stonetoss is the first example that springs to mind but there were others.


/v/ThatIsAll viewpost?postid=64c5b38752f0a

Can you post some examples of what you are referring to?


/v/ThatIsAll viewpost?postid=64c5b38752f0a

Oof. It's much worse than I thought. We'll be drowning in fucking chicken bones and hair weaves soon enough if we don't get to the bottom of this.

We should probably rig up a Job Fair sign streetside or something.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=64c598456f140

Nah. The way you used tacit in this instance is wrong. Tacit support would be more dissembling like, "ah, he's not so bad" as opposed to the overt "fuck you" that you used in the poll.

I enjoy banter so I just upgoat both sides usually.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=64c5a19b95292

I never participate in polls but I do find the banter amusing. You haven't seen anyone around here smacking their greasy lips have you? Some nigger left a chicken bone in the lobby.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=64c5a19b95292

Damn. Where do they plan on getting all that extra electricity from? Wind? Solar? Recycled cow farts?


/v/Australia viewpost?postid=64c3226aa1331

I definitely didn't smell it! If I had to guess it probably smells like menthol and grape soda, though. Maybe with an additional hint of cocoa butter.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=64c598456f140

@big_fat_dangus Was this you?


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=64c598456f140

Technically that last option should be stalwart supporter or something similar. Your fourth option has me thinking that he very well could be the bastard who left the chicken bone in the lobby. Thanks, I'm adding him to the list.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=64c5a19b95292