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So...I stepped on this in the Voat lobby on my way in

submitted by GoatWarVet to whatever 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 18:52:54 ago (+28/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/nror8z.JPG

This can only mean one thing. Now, what I want to know is: who the fuck did this?


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 13 points 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 19:01:38 ago (+13/-0)

Here be niggers

[ - ] GoatWarVet [op] 5 points 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 19:23:01 ago (+5/-0)

I'm afraid so. I do have one suspect so far and it is not at all who I would have expected.

Exhibit A: https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=64c595db7d441

@dulcima Did you do this?

[ - ] dulcima 5 points 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 21:21:38 ago (+5/-0)

Seeing as it cost $336, you bet I was finishing it off in the lobby.

[ - ] GoatWarVet [op] 5 points 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 21:38:26 ago (+5/-0)

I...I'm appalled! It only takes one chicken bone...one! And we'll be awash in simian. I just cant believe you would do such a thing so callously!

[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 23:48:47 ago (+3/-0)

Hey @paul_neri clean up after your faggot nigger husband you fucking degenerate.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 10 monthsJul 30, 2023 01:19:03 ago (+0/-0)

Sigh! Judy must you make me your bete noir; scapegoat; fall-guy or indeed patsy? I want your respect, goddamnit! I am an OG!

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 10 monthsJul 30, 2023 10:04:02 ago (+1/-0)

I respect the fact that you are up to date with your shots and that you decided not to reproduce, thus guaranteeing your stain on history to be short lived. So you have that going for you.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 10 monthsJul 30, 2023 10:43:55 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] I_am_baal 3 points 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 21:41:06 ago (+3/-0)*

One of my captive niggers got out earlier. I'm training them to infiltrate black supremacist groups so they can tell all the nigs about the jewish role in the slave trade. They're slow learners, but the goal is worth it. As a bonus, I've convinced them that jews have yeezies inside their heads, the jewier the jew, the more valuable the shoe. They think the Rothschilds have god-tier shoes in their noggins.

[ - ] GoatWarVet [op] 1 point 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 21:47:07 ago (+1/-0)

While I applaud the commitment I am equally disappointed in the lack of discipline on your part. These things cannot be allowed to happen.

[ - ] I_am_baal 1 point 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 22:04:11 ago (+1/-0)

Fair enough; I'll take measures to ensure that it won't happen again.

[ - ] GoatWarVet [op] 1 point 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 22:10:37 ago (+1/-0)

See that it doesn't else you will be remanded to @PostWallHelena for disciplinary action.

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 3 points 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 20:15:04 ago (+3/-0)

Who be him droppin dem chickumbone?

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 2 points 10 monthsJul 30, 2023 01:57:42 ago (+2/-0)

You should probably get tested for HIV, gross.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 21:36:44 ago (+2/-0)

We got a nigger in the voatpile!

[ - ] GoatWarVet [op] 1 point 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 21:39:27 ago (+1/-0)

Kek

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 21:18:11 ago (+2/-0)

I found this under Joe McKikey's chair. Explains who let them in.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/411rrazQpEL._AC_UF1000,1000_QL80_.jpg

[ - ] GoatWarVet [op] 1 point 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 21:25:04 ago (+1/-0)

Curious. @JoeMcCarthy is this true? Did you let a nigger in?

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 21:17:23 ago (+2/-0)

First sign of @diggernicks in months!

[ - ] GoatWarVet [op] 2 points 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 19:49:45 ago (+2/-0)

@big_fat_dangus Was this you?

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 19:47:05 ago (+2/-0)

he who smelt it dealt it

[ - ] GoatWarVet [op] 1 point 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 20:03:31 ago (+1/-0)

I definitely didn't smell it! If I had to guess it probably smells like menthol and grape soda, though. Maybe with an additional hint of cocoa butter.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 19:33:22 ago (+3/-1)

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[ - ] GoatWarVet [op] 3 points 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 19:41:17 ago (+3/-0)

Right. It starts with one discarded chicken bone and ends in the collapse of society. We must get to the bottom of this. Obvious suspects include @mikenigger @honkymcniggerspic or perhaps this is a sign that @diggernicks has been paroled.

[ - ] uvulectomy 3 points 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 20:42:10 ago (+3/-0)

We can only hope diggernicks was woodchippered.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 21:38:55 ago (+3/-0)

a sign that @diggernicks has been paroled.

I visited him on Friday, he still has a padded helmet and mouth guard on. He's not getting out soon.

[ - ] GoatWarVet [op] 1 point 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 21:44:18 ago (+1/-0)

The lithium sounds like it's working at any rate.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 21:46:22 ago (+2/-0)

There was.....less seething but the dead look in his one good eye remains.

[ - ] GoatWarVet [op] 1 point 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 22:13:43 ago (+1/-0)

I was afraid he might have botched a suicide attempt and would return a paraplegic. Blowing blackpills at us incessantly through a straw until the end of time. I'm glad to hear he is doing well.

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 10 monthsJul 30, 2023 03:24:07 ago (+1/-0)

bix nood mufugga

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 10 monthsJul 30, 2023 19:04:49 ago (+0/-0)

I lubs chiggums, mane

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 10 monthsJul 30, 2023 07:53:20 ago (+1/-0)

Sheeeeeeit.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 10 monthsJul 30, 2023 08:32:52 ago (+0/-0)

If this had been the only comment under this post and left alone it would have been the funniest thing ever.

[ - ] TomMacdonald 1 point 10 monthsJul 30, 2023 00:24:08 ago (+1/-0)

Looks like a shroom. Eat it

[ - ] deleted 1 point 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 22:58:40 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Scyber 1 point 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 22:41:53 ago (+1/-0)

Smacks lips
"AYO! where da watermelon & koolaid at!"
Continues to smack lips

[ - ] deleted 1 point 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 20:40:45 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] GoatWarVet [op] 2 points 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 20:55:30 ago (+2/-0)*

Oof. It's much worse than I thought. We'll be drowning in fucking chicken bones and hair weaves soon enough if we don't get to the bottom of this.

We should probably rig up a Job Fair sign streetside or something.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 21:09:13 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] GoatWarVet [op] 0 points 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 21:17:54 ago (+0/-0)

Haha, nice.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 10 monthsJul 30, 2023 08:48:19 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 10 monthsJul 29, 2023 22:40:08 ago (+0/-0)

BGFQ