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EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE
Member for: 2.9 years

scp: 657 (+721/-64)
ccp: 461 (+523/-62)
votes given: 12023 (+12022/-1)
score: 1118





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Thus is modern "art." These are the types of ads you get on Instafag today.     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE to whatever 3 weeks ago

9 comments

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ROSEANNE BARR IS BAAAAASSSSSEEEEEDDDDD!     (news.yahoo.com)

submitted by EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE to whatever 10 months ago

6 comments

“There's such a thing as the truth and facts, and we have to stick to it,” she said, to which host Theo Von replied: “It's scary.”

“And that is the truth,” Barr continued. “And nobody died in the Holocaust, either. That's the truth. It should happen. Six million Jews should die right now because they cause all the problems in the world. But it never happened.”
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Best band ever (poll for fun), you have to pick one band & only that band to listen to for the rest of your life. What band do you pick?     (whatever)

submitted by EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE to whatever 1 year ago

22 comments

Feggerts.
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We are going on a trip.     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE to funny 1 year ago

19 comments

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What the fuck is this horseshit?      (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE to AskUpgoat 1 year ago

20 comments

Why is this a thing, & how the fuck do I delete MY OWN photos without JEWGLE'S permission?
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Why are you gay?     (whatever)

submitted by EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE to whatever 1.2 years ago

14 comments

You are gay.

Discuss.
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Interesting.     (youtu.be)

submitted by EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE to whatever 1.3 years ago

1 comments

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I once watched a video...     (whatever)

submitted by EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE to whatever 1.3 years ago

3 comments

CollegeHumor, or Cracked, or one of those faggy channels...
Anyway, they had a good point about "hair parting.'

To summarize, if you pay attention in movies, shows, ads, etc. the protagonist parts his hair to the right. Any "bad guy" or weak sidekick, nerd, etc., Hair is parted to the left. Some shit about attraction, & it is apparently very useful.
Just wanted to bring this to attention to see if anyone else remembers that, since the video is long gone for some fucking reason. Or, if you've noticed it, or (completely unrelated) if you've ever noticed in which direction Adolf Hitler parted his hair.
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The fuck happened to Kanye, anyway?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE to AskUpgoat 1.3 years ago

52 comments

He ded?
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Be a Monke.     (youtu.be)

submitted by EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE to whatever 1.3 years ago

1 comments

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Kids'll love it.     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE to funny 1.4 years ago

36 comments

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☹️     (youtu.be)

submitted by EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE to whatever 1.4 years ago

2 comments

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Hahahahahaha     (www.msn.com)

submitted by EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE to whatever 1.4 years ago

4 comments

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Is this fucking real?     (youtu.be)

submitted by EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE to whatever 1.4 years ago

0 comments

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I've been telling my parents more often that I love them, & it feels really good.     (whatever)

submitted by EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE to whatever 1.4 years ago

16 comments

If you retards have the opportunity, do it. I don't give a fuck what kind of nonsense has happened before. Once they're gone, there's no coming back. For those of you who don't have that option... I am honestly, truly sorry. I cannot imagine what kind of pain you must feel not having them around.

If you have them, love them. I don't care what it takes.
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The good ol' days.     (youtu.be)

submitted by EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE to whatever 1.5 years ago

1 comments

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Interesting translation.     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE to whatever 1.5 years ago

3 comments

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Candy fucking corn sucks, get rid of this faggy shit.     (whatever)

submitted by EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE to whatever 1.6 years ago

10 comments

Asshole.
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Retardation.     (youtu.be)

submitted by EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE to whatever 1.6 years ago

1 comments

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The Cartman.     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE to whatever 1.7 years ago

37 comments

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Makes sense.     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE to whatever 1.7 years ago

4 comments

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Too much brake.     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE to whatever 1.7 years ago

15 comments

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🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE to whatever 1.7 years ago

9 comments

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Man what the fuck     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE to whatever 1.7 years ago

10 comments

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Blue did something bad earlier.     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE to whatever 1.7 years ago

5 comments