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The fuck happened to Kanye, anyway?

submitted by EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE to AskUpgoat 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 09:50:36 ago (+17/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

He ded?


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[ - ] FreeinTX 10 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 10:11:45 ago (+10/-0)

He got remarried and is probably enjoying a honeymoon phase of his new marriage.

[ - ] Aze 5 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 11:08:29 ago (+6/-1)

Is that what they are calling dead in a ditch, ruled a suicide now?

[ - ] Centaurus 9 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 11:28:21 ago (+9/-0)

Suicide by bride.

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 14:16:14 ago (+3/-0)

Bro, missed opportunity there...suibride.

[ - ] oldblo 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 19:24:13 ago (+3/-0)

It may well be.
-Say you will never be silenced and only death will stop you.
-Promptly vanish.
-A big global scale fuss over finding him is made but then all the slander and talk of trying to arrest him or bankrupt him with endless new lawsuits abruptly and collectively stops without explanation.
-No one says anything until yet another financial attacker complains about not being able to sue him.
-Everyone suspects jews killed him and say so.
-Now there are only two ways this can go if the man is indeed dead.
1) Prove everyone right about jews in a historical way.
2) Sweep it under the rug and later find a reason for him to never be seen again.
-Suddenly the man who couldnt be found ANYWHERE turned up with a semi plausible reason for vanishing.
-Dating a new woman in public during the most stressful and paparazzi infested time of his life.
"He is fine every goy now lets never speak of this again. His funeral is a few years from now. It was a tragic death by easily falsifiable reasons unrelated to jews."

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 10:06:11 ago (+0/-0)

Is that what the official story from the jew media is saying?

Criticize jews and they'll take all your money and leave you dead in a ditch? Is that the lesson they want us to learn?

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 17:12:12 ago (+1/-0)

To a guy?

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 10:01:56 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 10:43:58 ago (+0/-0)

Aah, a tranny

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 11:01:56 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 15:25:05 ago (+0/-0)

The tucking game is strong with this one.
As a rule, anyone with this much surgery is a tranny. Blow doll tits and prolapse lips are a giveaway

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 17:47:57 ago (+0/-0)

Are you one of those "drew Barrymore was a tranny" people?

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 17:55:25 ago (+0/-0)

No! I don’t think she had any disgusting surgeries. Anyone who gets these types of surgery is a tranny.

[ - ] deleted 9 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 09:54:18 ago (+9/-0)

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[ - ] BoomerChristCuckFinalForm 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 10:24:43 ago (+4/-3)*

I think you are onto something with that. The Balenciaga which means Baal is king...is still a huge part of his illuminati life. He was recently spotted shopping there with his new Aryan looking illuminati wife.

The mask makes body doubles very easy...

[ - ] Spaceman84 4 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 14:56:32 ago (+4/-0)

Since when do turkroaches look Aryan?

[ - ] BoomerChristCuckFinalForm 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 15:01:22 ago (+3/-1)*

That's why the modifier is attached to the noun.

This is the only pic I had seen of the bitch

https://www.tmz.com/photos/image_jpg_20230126_6d0659f5e0074331b82cb54eafa8bb9a/

Welcome to introduction to English. I'm your teacher, Mr. Gofuckyourself.

Aryan looking

Means looks like not is.

Aryan

Means Aryan.

Now imagine if she was Scythian Carpathian Iranian...where would your god be then?
https://en.24smi.org/cdn-cgi/mirage/294e8c2196d63d5fa65e56a1a7739968f1baf2430b820d8ab8f711d03cc851ea/1280/https://en.24smi.org/public/media/2023/1/17/bianca-censori-as-seen-in-a-selfie-that-was-taken-in-january-2023.jpg


Her old look

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11658423/Kanye-Wests-new-wife-Bianca-Censori-seen-scantily-clad-unearthed-photos-marriage.html

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 19:17:25 ago (+2/-1)

Jews are turks. You just called a turk an Aryan. Good job outing yourself kike

[ - ] BoomerChristCuckFinalForm 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 19:34:34 ago (+3/-1)

Niggers are illiterate. Good job at outing yourself..as an illiterate nigger. Fucking submoron fetal alcohol syndrome blue baby mutt.

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 07:10:42 ago (+1/-0)

How's the weather in tel-aviv rabbai? They need to train you little cock suckers better. They're not doing a good job.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 9, 2023 03:19:37 ago (+0/-0)

Woah he’s aged

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 17:32:00 ago (+1/-0)

Aryan looking wife?!
I heard she was a clone of kin kardashon who is very brown looking

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 9, 2023 03:17:29 ago (+0/-0)

Probably, but it was also made by that pedo clothing company Balenciaga, that he just got dropped by.

[ - ] deleted 5 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 10:26:43 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] Centaurus 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 11:32:12 ago (+3/-0)

She looks just like Kim Kardashian.

https://files.catbox.moe/r9fjbj.jpg

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 7 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 11:38:18 ago (+7/-0)

They all do now. I wouldn't look twice at that woman especially in NYC.

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 12:18:20 ago (+1/-0)

I was working with a couple interior designers a few weeks ago that both obviously spent a lot of money to look exactly like that.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 13:23:29 ago (+1/-0)

If you look at her a third time, you catch VD!

[ - ] Glowbright 4 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 11:38:02 ago (+5/-1)

Shortly after Kanye named the jew they sent him to zombie land for a month just like they threatened. They were teaching him a lesson and he learned it well. No amount of money or fame would protect him from them. They locked him in a dark hole and shot him full of drugs to show him that they could. He learned that money and fame do not equal power. They let him out under the promise that he would be good and behave; that he would pull back out of the lime light, stop making problems, and be a good Uncle Tom. The proof of this is that the Paparazzi disappeared. Who has the power to make every single Paparazzi fuck off? Only people who can make the entire media industry stop buying pics of a certain celebrity. The recent incident of him assaulting a woman filming him and grabbing her phone was all about him being afraid. That woman was an amateur who just pulled out her phone to record a celebrity. Kanye freaked out on her because he knew that his physical and mental freedom depends on him staying out of the media. Kanye's new 'wife' is his 24/7 handler.

[ - ] MrDarkWater 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 13:56:43 ago (+3/-1)

that's all horseshit

[ - ] 1point21jiggawatts 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 17:33:11 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 14:54:25 ago (+2/-0)

He's been living the 'nomadic' lifestyle for legal reasons. Can't get served papers for if you don't have a permanent residence.

[ - ] BoomerChristCuckFinalForm 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 19:33:03 ago (+0/-0)

Send a nigger in a mask out and see if he gets stopped.

The. Send three niggers in mask out and go out the back door and jump in the trunk of a waiting car. Wheeee..

[ - ] con77 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 10:37:11 ago (+2/-0)

Msm disappeared him

[ - ] BoomerChristCuckFinalForm 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 09:54:39 ago (+4/-2)

All the Nazis suddenly remembered he is a nigger so he went home and buttsexxed his jewluminati personal trainer fag. He is probably on drugs post gay coitus.

Last nigger sighting...

https://www.tmz.com/2023/01/27/kanye-west-battery-investigation-grab-toss-photographer-phone/

[ - ] MrDarkWater 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 13:55:44 ago (+1/-0)

He's been honeymooning while his political team has been working on policy daily.

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 11:35:32 ago (+1/-0)

He married a Kim Kardashian look-alike.

https://files.catbox.moe/po3zw6.jpg

[ - ] BoomerChristCuckFinalForm 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 12:33:23 ago (+1/-0)

Probably his new handler.

[ - ] Ozark 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 09:54:41 ago (+1/-0)

He a broke nigger

[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 10:10:36 ago (+2/-0)

Cause a $500-750 million net worth is practically empoverished.

[ - ] con77 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 10:36:45 ago (+2/-0)

Click spell check ✅ on your device

[ - ] Ozark 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 10:19:44 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] BoomerChristCuckFinalForm -1 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 10:23:54 ago (+0/-1)

When your bills are bigger than that...yes.

He still gets royalty checks and his image can be used by others for their profit as prostitution ala nick Fuentes and the other Greek faggot.

[ - ] FreeinTX 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 10:40:11 ago (+3/-0)

What bills? He's doing fine. Don't let a bunch of jew faggots, like the aforementioned "greek faggot" you mentioned, convince you otherwise.

[ - ] BoomerChristCuckFinalForm 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 10:50:48 ago (+1/-1)

You really work extra hard to be the dumbest fucking nigger on the internet don't you??

Here's your prize 🏆

https://search.brave.com/search?q=kanye+west+nears+bankruptcy&source=web

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 10:15:29 ago (+0/-0)

You'd have to be the dumbest fucking nigger on this site if you read a fucking headline by an obscure website, with no named person taking credit for the bullshit they wrote, and post it for no better reason than it confirms your fucking pathetic world view. Then, top that shit off with a suggestion that "bankruptcy" means broke. Ye has an estimated net worth of $500-$750 million. Bankruptcy, by definition, will lessen his debt load and is likely associated with the $2Billion net worth that he had before this ordeal. He is nowhere near broke and you can stop sucking jew dick at any time, ya dumb nigger fuck.

Did you happen to notice the 5th link or so down from your fag post link that Ye went from $53million in debt to over $500 million on 5 years ago? And, added $1.5 Billion to that net worth since then? His criticism of jews cost him lots of money, proving filthy jew fucks control lots of shit and will attempt to destroy you if you talk shit, but they can't even destroy a fuckin' nigger. Their power is an illusion. They are a cabal of filthy fucking parasitic vermin whose heads belong on pikes.

[ - ] MichelleObamasPenis 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 16:58:52 ago (+0/-0)

Note: Not one serious, real reply to the question. Just 100% bullshit "haww haww" slap-ma-knee!

So:

1. no one of the Voat intelligentsia know anything about what has happened

2. "haw haw" slap-ma-knee "haaaw haww".

[ - ] totes_magotes 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 14:03:32 ago (+0/-0)

The talking box stopped telling the NPC chips to make them mad.

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 13:37:56 ago (+1/-1)

His schtick got old and the world move on. Not novel anymore, not news.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 11:38:58 ago (+0/-0)

Cloned.

[ - ] dontbeaphaggot -1 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 13:28:14 ago (+0/-1)

They took him and then put Balaklava on some retard and sent him onstage with voice cloning to pretend it's Kanye chatting with that Jones retard, heaping accolades on Hitler.

The market maker parasites murdered Kanye

[ - ] MrDarkWater 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 13:57:24 ago (+0/-0)

lol, nah