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ghostofvoatspast
Member for: 3.8 years

scp: 354 (+1062/-708)
ccp: 89 (+333/-244)
votes given: 14 (+12/-2)
score: 443





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I got an air fryer     (CookingWithGoats)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to CookingWithGoats 3.4 years ago

22 comments

Aka convection oven. It works great, I bought a nice one for $230. It has a paddle that slowly sirs the food while cooking to insure even cooking. I can take the paddle out for certain foods. I like it because it is more compact than a typical air fryer. It also only has one button (on). No fancy LCD with useless different temps tire options. Just like cooking in oil you only need one temperature. I like simplicity. I'm not sure what to cook in it. I just made nuggets and they were good. I guess it has two buttons, I forgot it has a timer on it. It also has a window so I can see the food and determine when it is done. I took the paddle off for my nuggets because I rest it can knock off the breading. I eat a lot of tater tots so this device will be useful. Final push.....one more..... Flush.
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Towards the end of my time....     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.4 years ago

3 comments

Entrance standards lowered and they started putting 4 inexperienced guys on a team with only 2 experienced team members. One of my former teammates was out on patrol on one such team. He told one of the new guys to pass word that he was leaving the perimeter. You need to be able to count on your teammates 100% and unfortunately word did not get around to everyone. My former teammate was shot in the legs a dozen times while returning. He lost both of his legs as a consequence. This happened after I was no longer in the unit. Luckily my time was just coming to an end when these changes were being made. This is just one of many such stories that happened after I left.
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Lets talk about the apporation of traditional American antoclonolism.      (TellUpgoat)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.4 years ago

1 comments

I find that the family is my favorite part of the benefits of my life when I'm out there and I'm stuck drinking this pumpkin spice.
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I am probably the most dangerous person you have ever spoken with.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.4 years ago

13 comments

I'm not a stateside hitman for a Mexican cartel and I wouldn't tell you if I was.

Push....


Plop....

Flush...
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Dog dog dog dog dog dog dog     (music)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to music 3.4 years ago

4 comments

Dog dog dog dog dog
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An old red pearl rigtimer once told me;     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.4 years ago

4 comments

If you let life wash your feet they will always stink.

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Here I sit all broken hearted....     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.4 years ago

4 comments

Tried to look at my leg hair but only basketball
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........ She came to me in a dream and said..     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.4 years ago

6 comments

You must make you're anus heinous...

You must make you're anus heinous...
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I enjoy Singing the old MacDonald song to my dog......     (music)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to music 3.4 years ago

6 comments

The way I do it is every word in the song is dog.
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Shanty danty lin fanty     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.4 years ago

3 comments

Ruugle aloetop pranter fanter .

Window.
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I have Covid     (AskGoats)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to AskGoats 3.4 years ago

16 comments

I would describe the way I feel as . . . fucking great. Had a great workout this morning and not even a hint of feeling sick. I literally feel great today, strong. Had a dental thing scheduled and hit positive for Covid. I'm not surprised I feel great, I'm healthy and fit. This is my Covid story, please pray for me. Am I going to die???
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The beauty of discomfort     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.4 years ago

4 comments

I'm so cold

I'm drenched

Its way too fucking hot

I'm really miserable right now

Experiencing these discomforts is a gift

We need these contrasts in life

Without bad we would not have the same appreciation for good

I wear shorts in the winter

I make myself uncomfortable on purpose

I do this

Because

When I come back in my home

Into the heat

I appreciate it all that much more

It helps me keep that perspective

Discomfort is a beautiful took which should be used

Push

Flush
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Lets write a rap song together. Write a verse to start out where the last comment left off.     (AskGoats)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to AskGoats 3.4 years ago

9 comments

I bust caps like I wuz on the set of Rust
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I used to work with a guy who would also say "I'd like to eat her out dirty".     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.4 years ago

6 comments

Funny guy, wouldn't be surprised if he were on here. He was a bit of a clown but I always liked him.

Push.
.
.
Push.
. push..

Flush.
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I'm double-un-den today.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.4 years ago

7 comments

Which means wearing the same underwear I wore yesterday.
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Brazilian wide mouthed tigers are the deadliest big cat breed on the planet.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.4 years ago

2 comments

The weight up to 700lbs and can carry 500lbs of meat off the ground in their mouths. They can run up to 80mph for short distances and maintain a run of 60mph for sustained duration. Their black coat makes them almost invisible at night when they hunt. They have the unusable habit of sleeping high up in trees even though they have no predators in there environment.In the 1800s they were exported to America mainland for fighting and would be used to fight against bears and gorillas along with elephants. They became nearly extinct by the 1990s however their populations are starting to recover thanks to help from Tiger Talk and other non profits rescue programs. There are now approximately over 700 in the wild and 22 in captivity. They are actively breed and one day will no longer be on the potential extinction list. Tiger Talk is a great organization if you want to donate some money somewhere that it will actually help.
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How did I end up on Reddit??????     (www.voat.xyz)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to AskUpgoat 3.4 years ago

1 comments

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Sactiluar annoquation is something no one ever seems to talk about but it is also responsible for the destruction of this country.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.4 years ago

4 comments

If you are not even going to explain why you're trying to make the ones you want accular towards societal rigors please look in the mirror.

Trans, genders, noclairs, Republicans, democrats and everyone else. Lets be honest and admitwe have ALL radifaded ourselves to the point of not caring.
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This is a song i sing to myself sometimes.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.4 years ago

3 comments

It is meant to be sung very fast, more like fast talking rather than singing. Now you are ready:

Nigga nigga what nigga huh nigga who

Nigga nigga what nigga huh nigga jew

*repat as desired.*
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A wing flaps     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.4 years ago

4 comments

A breeze is felt

A leaf falls

A rabbit is startled

A dog chases

A car must swerve

A tree is hit

A man dies

A child is never born

A family name dies



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Would you like more stories about my strength?     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.4 years ago

6 comments

Push.

Flush.

Tea time.
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What would you write on the screen if you had it in your car?     (AskGoats)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to AskGoats 3.4 years ago

4 comments

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Do you want to touch my body?     (AskGoats)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to AskGoats 3.4 years ago

9 comments

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I want to give you an idea of my massive strength.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.4 years ago

42 comments

I have a old 60" plasma TV that weighs 90lbs. To install it on its stand I have to pick it up to shoulder height. It is 60" screen so my arms are fully extended like wings to grip the sides. Then I have to lean forward and set it on the stand which is 2.5 feet forward of where I can stand. I have to extend my upper body forward while keeping my stance back because the base is in my way. So imagine holding 90lbs at shoulder height with arms fully extended and holding it 2 or 3 feet in front of you. I am a god. You will respect my physical dominance. You will address my by the correct pronoun. My pronoun is zee.
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I am sitting on the toilet     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.4 years ago

5 comments

Then I'm going to shower

I think I will wear my new pants

I will clean my microwave today

I just got done lifting weights

I need to get paper towels and milk today. Maybe coffee as well.

I just pushed.

Twice.

I will do laundry later.

All youtubers do is bitch about stuff.

I want to put it up by the ceiling but it will look bad.

What do you call the land down under your nose? Nostrallia (I made that up this morning).

Push.

My phone is way too big. I should have looked at it before I bought it.

I have a bro shaver back shaved

I sold something yesterday.

I'm not Mexican.

Push.

Flush.

Bye.