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........ She came to me in a dream and said..

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellUpgoat 3.4 yearsJan 11, 2022 14:17:05 ago (+3/-7)     (TellUpgoat)

You must make you're anus heinous...

You must make you're anus heinous...


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[ - ] knije_tahou 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 13, 2022 10:29:06 ago (+0/-0)

*your

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 11, 2022 19:42:52 ago (+0/-0)

Uranus.

[ - ] localsal 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 11, 2022 15:20:18 ago (+0/-0)

Don't remember where I heard this, but it is an story told by a navy friend.

Ship is deployed, guy has an accident and punctures his ass somehow. Navy corpsman takes a look and needs to give it a few stitches.

Guy is laying on the table as the corpsman start to sew up the wound and cuts a fart.

Corpsman takes a step back and says "do that again and I'll sew up that hole too."

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 11, 2022 15:04:32 ago (+0/-0)

Make your stanky rot hole a NOT hole.

[ - ] con77 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 11, 2022 14:23:25 ago (+0/-0)

Im your huckleberry