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Then I'm going to shower

I think I will wear my new pants

I will clean my microwave today

I just got done lifting weights

I need to get paper towels and milk today. Maybe coffee as well.

I just pushed.

Twice.

I will do laundry later.

All youtubers do is bitch about stuff.

I want to put it up by the ceiling but it will look bad.

What do you call the land down under your nose? Nostrallia (I made that up this morning).

Push.

My phone is way too big. I should have looked at it before I bought it.

I have a bro shaver back shaved

I sold something yesterday.

I'm not Mexican.

Push.

Flush.

Bye.