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Portmanure
Member for: 1.7 years

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Paid off my home mortgage today, last checkbox for the American dream checked.     (America)

submitted by Portmanure to America 1.2 years ago

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No longer have to answer to the banker. Debt free!
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Just in case you need a last minute Valentine’s Day card.      (cdn.locals.com)

submitted by Portmanure to funny 1.3 years ago

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https://betterbachelor.locals.com/post/3526187/title
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The Deep States first choice for GOP Speaker of the House doesn’t have enough votes to be an ineffective leader.      (www.thegatewaypundit.com)

submitted by Portmanure to USPolitics 1.6 years ago

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It would be a nice change of pace to have an actual conservative Leader instead of a controlled opposition RINO for once.
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This one time at Tank camp…      (www.military-today.com)

submitted by Portmanure to whatever 1.7 years ago

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I had signed for and and checked out an M60A1 main battle tank. It had the M9 bulldozer blade attachment. I was was hauling ass across country because that’s what you do with tanks. When the dozer blade dropped. (It happens.) I slammed my face forward on the drivers hatch. I was wearing a helmet no flesh met steel. But I saw a shadow fly over. It was my buddy in the TC seat. Momentum is a bitch. He was okay. We were more careful after that.