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noonefromnowhere
Member for: 3.8 years

scp: 528 (+570/-42)
ccp: 1741 (+1890/-149)
votes given: 385 (+364/-21)
score: 2269





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Plot Twist: Epstein DID kill himself, because he knew no one would believe he did it.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to TellUpgoat 3.5 years ago

10 comments

I could see him thinking "Fuck it, these assholes didn't keep me out of prison now I'm going to make it look like they murdered me."
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Maxwell Guilty. Now the media can tell the goyim to forget the whole thing.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to TellUpgoat 3.5 years ago

4 comments

Justice was served for those poor, highly-paid hookers. Now we can just ignore how the whole thing was an israeli op to blackmail politicians and other high-level men.
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God Rest Ye Merry Niggerfaggots!     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to TellUpgoat 3.5 years ago

4 comments

Merry Christmas!
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Prostitues are now called "Human trafficking survivors"     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to TellUpgoat 3.6 years ago

8 comments

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In 1492 on the streets of old bengali, lived a young Italian boy selling hot tamales.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to TellUpgoat 3.6 years ago

0 comments

He said the world was round-o! He said it could be found-o! That hypothetical navigating son of a bitch Columbus!

The queen she gave him some sailing ships, they all were triple deckers! The queen she waved her handkerchief Columbus waved his pecker!

He said the world was round-o! He said it could be found-o! That hypothetical masturbating son of a bitch Columbus!
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Just a reminder, tomorrow remember to vote harrrderrr     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to TellUpgoat 3.6 years ago

3 comments

For those silly enough to vote.
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So does q still do drops?     (GreatAwakening)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to GreatAwakening 3.7 years ago

8 comments

It's been a while since I last heard about a q drop.
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I just realized why all those pseudoholistic scams work.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to TellUpgoat 3.7 years ago

7 comments

The women that pay for these bullshit treatments like using crystals to draw the negative ions out or some similar level of bullshit are paying for attention. The real benefit comes from the fit and charismatic holistic dude paying close attention to them for an hour or whatever. These people are really selling their attention, they're true attention whores.
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Arkhaven comics, a source for non-woke comics     (arkhaven.com)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to TellUpgoat 3.7 years ago

12 comments

Vox Day made a comic site. No woke comics and a few based ones. More importantly, the comics are actually entertaining.
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Antiracist Hitler     (goyimtv.tv)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to videos 3.7 years ago

3 comments

Diversity is good! Diversity is a strength! Diversity is what makes the Middle East so peaceful!
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Kars for Kids is really cars for yids. The organization only helps jewish kids.     (whatever)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to whatever 3.7 years ago

30 comments

I'm not linking the site but it says they only help jewish kids. Strange they don't mention it on their commercials.
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Since when did people start saying glowie instead of glownigger?     (whatever)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to whatever 3.7 years ago

4 comments

Glowie sounds like something a teenage girl pretending to be edgy would say. Glownigger is actually a funny word on it's own.
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Tesla has to pay $137 million over claims of racism.     (whatever)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to whatever 3.7 years ago

4 comments

Holy shit, even if they get it reduced on appeal it's still going to fuck with the company. Employees everywhere are going to be filing suits now.
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We should push for the right for "paper abortions" for men. Could make the slogan "My choice".     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to TellUpgoat 3.7 years ago

6 comments

These sluts can kill their kids with reckless abandon. I'd rather we do away with abortion entirely but another funny way would be to push for the right for men to abandon pregnant women. Have a commercial where a guy, tired at work says "We met at a bar, it was only one night. Six months later she calls me out of the blue and says she's pregnant. Three months later she makes me take a dna test and now I have to pay child support. I don't want to work overtime every week but what could I do? I had no choice." Then it has some voice over about the number of men paying child support for one night stands or whatever while it shows a series of stressed, exhausted men toiling away at work. Then it wraps up with men standing up and saying "where's my choice?" and then it shows the slogan "My choice" and a website with child support facts and etc...
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Running Faggot     (youtube.com)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to videos 3.7 years ago

1 comments

Running faggot running free