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Plot Twist: Epstein DID kill himself, because he knew no one would believe he did it.

submitted by noonefromnowhere to TellUpgoat 3.5 yearsDec 29, 2021 23:14:12 ago (+2/-2)     (TellUpgoat)

I could see him thinking "Fuck it, these assholes didn't keep me out of prison now I'm going to make it look like they murdered me."


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[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers 1 point 3.5 yearsJan 1, 2022 00:27:35 ago (+1/-0)

OOOOOR

Or he knew that we'd eventually know. And he left a dupilate body in his cell while he flew off to israel to live out his days. Do we know if he knows that we know now that he knew we'd know?

If so. No.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 30, 2021 00:43:40 ago (+1/-0)

The week before the power went out in that little area. Thats when Mossad picked him up and took him to israel where he fucks Palestinian babies to death every day.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 30, 2021 04:38:57 ago (+0/-0)

Israel doesn't have any need of epstein. He wouldn't have been able to get any more blackmail goods on anyone and there's no benefit to them in keeping him alive. They probably told him to kill himself for "the greater good of israel." They're a death cult afterall.

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 30, 2021 09:08:16 ago (+0/-0)

He knows where the tapes are located. He knows where the bodies are buried. He knows who to tell who'll do something about it. And above all,it only cost them a goyim body double and some bribes for the guards to get him out.

He was evaced.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 30, 2021 11:47:11 ago (+0/-0)

He was passing his info to israel. He wasn't self employed. They have it all and they probably have other blackmailers at work right now.

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 30, 2021 12:13:09 ago (+0/-0)

Ok,so let me get this straight. You think Epstein killed himself as a petty revenge against Israel to make people think he was murdered. And that the many differences between Epstein and his "corpse",the camera black out,and the guards not getting fired/charged,is all one big "coincidence"?

Are you really that stupid?

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 30, 2021 14:28:32 ago (+0/-0)

Do you have cotton batting where a brain should be? He didn't want to rot in prison, and rot he would have.

AS for the differences they're as stupid as the ones that claim every teenage girl with long brown hair at a school shooting is the same teenager when they clearly are not.

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 30, 2021 17:12:14 ago (+0/-0)

That argument is so low effort,it can only be jewish in origin.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 31, 2021 08:37:20 ago (+0/-0)

That's pretty pathetic and weak of you. Scrawny.

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 31, 2021 10:52:22 ago (+0/-0)

And here comes the rest of the JIDF. Eat any Palestinian babies today,foreskin nibbler?