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In 1492 on the streets of old bengali, lived a young Italian boy selling hot tamales.

submitted by noonefromnowhere to TellUpgoat 2.5 yearsNov 7, 2021 08:08:01 ago (+1/-5)     (TellUpgoat)

He said the world was round-o! He said it could be found-o! That hypothetical navigating son of a bitch Columbus!

The queen she gave him some sailing ships, they all were triple deckers! The queen she waved her handkerchief Columbus waved his pecker!

He said the world was round-o! He said it could be found-o! That hypothetical masturbating son of a bitch Columbus!


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