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We should push for the right for "paper abortions" for men. Could make the slogan "My choice".

submitted by noonefromnowhere to TellUpgoat 3.7 yearsOct 4, 2021 00:24:12 ago (+3/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

These sluts can kill their kids with reckless abandon. I'd rather we do away with abortion entirely but another funny way would be to push for the right for men to abandon pregnant women. Have a commercial where a guy, tired at work says "We met at a bar, it was only one night. Six months later she calls me out of the blue and says she's pregnant. Three months later she makes me take a dna test and now I have to pay child support. I don't want to work overtime every week but what could I do? I had no choice." Then it has some voice over about the number of men paying child support for one night stands or whatever while it shows a series of stressed, exhausted men toiling away at work. Then it wraps up with men standing up and saying "where's my choice?" and then it shows the slogan "My choice" and a website with child support facts and etc...


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[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.7 yearsOct 4, 2021 02:44:30 ago (+1/-0)

The dna test can prove it is not yours and you can still get stuck with permanent child support payments.

[ - ] noonefromnowhere [op] 1 point 3.7 yearsOct 4, 2021 07:31:02 ago (+1/-0)

Exactly, that's why men need a choice.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 3.7 yearsOct 4, 2021 08:18:00 ago (+1/-0)

Thats why they are forbidden in France and Germany. you know "to keep the peace inside the family intact"

But France has another nice law, if you are not married to her you can just nope out.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 4, 2021 08:16:41 ago (+0/-0)

Well now that men can get pregers too, just claim that you neve wanted the pregnancy and use your femminist right to financially abort.

[ - ] noonefromnowhere [op] 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 4, 2021 11:08:36 ago (+0/-0)

Modern problems require modern solutions!

[ - ] noonefromnowhere [op] 0 points 3.7 yearsOct 4, 2021 00:27:05 ago (+0/-0)

At some point in the commercial probably just before the end it would have a voiceover pushing for "reproductive equality" or some bullshit.