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shhhhhhhhhhhh, you'll ruin it for everyone!


/v/owned viewpost?postid=6848a38425ef4

Just intricate paintings on the firmament, you dummies!


/v/technology viewpost?postid=6848436bca685

So yes, you are. Not that it wasn't obvious. Did they upgrade your robo voice yet, or do you still sound like [this guy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thE-2Sw9b5A)?


/v/LifeProTips viewpost?postid=68471fa9cac66

Are you this bitter because you're physically deformed?


/v/LifeProTips viewpost?postid=68471fa9cac66

Lol, *you* don't, because you're a midwit.


/v/LifeProTips viewpost?postid=68471fa9cac66

His wife is on record saying "he was no saint" or something to that effect. Hmmm, wonder what she was referring to...


/v/VIBE viewpost?postid=684750057fd66

Perfectly proving my point 👌🏻. Nice job, hag.


/v/LifeProTips viewpost?postid=68471fa9cac66

> Its like youve invented your own form of psycho-babble and you expect everyone to automatically accept it as correct.

This coming from you is the final boss of irony.


/v/LifeProTips viewpost?postid=68471fa9cac66

Jfc man. Have some restraint will ya?


/v/LifeProTips viewpost?postid=68471fa9cac66

WRONG! You forgot to say simon says.


/v/science viewpost?postid=68474f257a98d

Do machine elves play simon says?


/v/science viewpost?postid=68474f257a98d

I stick with the menno owned places and never have that problem. You should move out of niggerville.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6846d2850995b

Bullseye rash is deffo Lyme disease. Get that treated.


/v/AskUpgoat viewpost?postid=6846655784d56

If you still slog through the aisles with a grocery cart you're doing it WRONG, son! Curbside pickup will change your life. You do all the shopping online in the comfort of home, drive to the store and a wagie loads everything into your vehicle. EZPZ and there's no charge for it.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6846d2850995b

Gaydrag is tougher than that. If only by a little.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=68461e10c3e32

He literally flunked out of school in 7th grade.


/v/Wristwatches viewpost?postid=67ea342a2ac44

"I'm just like video game character!"

Beyond pathetic.


/v/technology viewpost?postid=68448faa47eda

It's coarse and it gets everywhere.


/v/StarWars viewpost?postid=684580f8a5dcb

The $20 had nothing to do with the paint, you FOOL! That was your cue to take your shirt off.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=68459db870df0