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Am I the only one who has the healing sparkler light in my head that I can send to heal whatever in my body ails me if and when that happens?

submitted by Sleazy to AskUpgoat 10 hoursJun 9, 2025 00:38:47 ago (+17/-1)     (AskUpgoat)

Talking to a sort of friend about they're illnesses and after hearing them complain for a while I asked them did they send the sparkler to it? and they were all like what the fuck. And I tried to describe it to them, you know, the little ball of light that has showers of sparks in it that lives inside your head that fixes everything, you just got to tell it what to fix, and it travels through your body and goes to what needs fixing and fixes it.

And they were all what the fuck are you talking about, thats not real, and all agitiated by my suggestion of them using it to help them.

I dont get it

Doesn't everybody have the magic spark that looks like a sparkler throwing sparks everywhere living inside them defending their health?

what the fuck?

Everybody has to have that, how else do you heal?


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[ - ] observation1 10 points 10 hoursJun 9, 2025 01:08:08 ago (+10/-0)

Since you asked, I have an internal furnace that I can light when its cold and dont need a jacket.

I also have a golden shield that extends in every direction to infinity laying waste to any evil.

Finally, I have magic gasoline that still starts mowers on the first pull after 10 years sitting around, and with no additives either.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 3 points 9 hoursJun 9, 2025 01:39:47 ago (+3/-0)

I really like the idea of the internal furnace

I need to incorporate that into my being.

I will let you know how it works in a year, thanks for the idea

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 7 hoursJun 9, 2025 03:41:24 ago (+0/-0)

Oh wow, I bet you have nigger glasses too, whenever you put them on all niggers vaporize into foul smelling clouds of shit particles.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 hoursJun 9, 2025 05:37:17 ago (+1/-1)

bull...shit!

[ - ] NeonGreen 4 points 4 hoursJun 9, 2025 06:53:36 ago (+4/-0)

At one point in my life I thought all people had ASMR. I would randomly feel euphoria over different human interactions. I had to be somewhere in my mid-twenties before I found out it was like just me and some weirdos online.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 3 hoursJun 9, 2025 07:31:18 ago (+1/-0)

All people don't have that, not ever?

[ - ] OftenWrong 0 points 28 minutesJun 9, 2025 10:45:44 ago (+0/-0)

they do but it isn't conscious. I don't get anything from music and have never been interested in it but started listening to classical to release certain protiens and hormones and activate certain circuits in the mind and it seems to have the effect that other people consciously enjoy

[ - ] NeverHappened 0 points 1 hourJun 9, 2025 09:46:50 ago (+0/-0)

Do you feel heat from video of fire/flames? I often feel it on my face and sometimes other parts of the body. I get the ASMR response really easily and am wondering if it's related.

[ - ] Theo 4 points 7 hoursJun 9, 2025 03:46:26 ago (+4/-0)

A scientist might call it the placebo effect. Does it work on animals?

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 3 hoursJun 9, 2025 07:35:40 ago (+1/-0)

I don't see any reason it would not work on animals or plants or any living creature

[ - ] prototype 0 points 57 minutesJun 9, 2025 10:16:06 ago (+0/-0)

A scientist might call it the placebo effect.

He's suggesting he has willful access to whatever part of his brain stem thats directing his immune system.
Placebo effect typically only works when the patient doesn't know what they are receiving is a placebo.

[ - ] qwop 3 points 5 hoursJun 9, 2025 05:46:50 ago (+3/-0)

Is this like the missing internal monologue. We're missing the healing sparkler.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 3 points 5 hoursJun 9, 2025 05:52:01 ago (+3/-0)

That's kind of what I been wondering

why do you fuckers go to the damned doctor all the time when the healing is inside of you already just waiting to be directed to the problems

[ - ] OftenWrong 0 points 26 minutesJun 9, 2025 10:46:57 ago (+0/-0)

try consciously inducing the "chill down yoru spine" tingles and directing it

[ - ] MaryXmas 3 points 6 hoursJun 9, 2025 05:13:25 ago (+3/-0)

I don't have a sparkler. However, I get spectral visits when people die. Sometimes they fly, sometimes they sit on the couch. Then 20 minutes later I get a call that my relative has died. Has happened several times now but only close family.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 hoursJun 9, 2025 05:41:47 ago (+0/-0)

Holy Shit!

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 5 hoursJun 9, 2025 05:50:29 ago (+0/-0)

I been hoping to get a visit from my friend Verle, in my dreams or otherwise a haunting, but I have had none of either

i do have this to remember him by though lol

https://files.catbox.moe/4k6fm9.mp4

So does your premonition thing only happen just before they pass away?

I been lucky so far as to where I got to go say goodbye to those I love before they left

I hope you get to be so lucky

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 3 hoursJun 9, 2025 07:23:53 ago (+2/-0)

No, just after. They don't say anything, but I can always feel they are right there, just the same as Easter or Christmas. Just saying hi. No agenda, no animosity, just hanging out for a minute. I had a great aunt that was soaring around my backyard when I was getting the chicken eggs. She was real frail in her old age but was real happy wherever she was.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 3 hoursJun 9, 2025 07:32:06 ago (+1/-0)

That's kind of cool

[ - ] Prairie 3 points 7 hoursJun 9, 2025 03:39:04 ago (+3/-0)

Yes, mammals have body repair systems that are carried through the blood, just most people don't have a visualization of it.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 3 points 8 hoursJun 9, 2025 02:58:06 ago (+3/-0)

Some describe auras that way

[ - ] 2024SantaFe 3 points 10 hoursJun 9, 2025 01:05:28 ago (+3/-0)

Nah dude, that's only you.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 3 points 8 hoursJun 9, 2025 02:37:11 ago (+3/-0)

That makes me sad

[ - ] jfroybees 3 points 8 hoursJun 9, 2025 02:43:15 ago (+3/-0)

I have the "wouldn't it be weird if" gift.

[ - ] Reunto 2 points 3 hoursJun 9, 2025 07:15:42 ago (+2/-0)

The interesting part is that the placebo effect is a real phenomenon. You can make yourself better by visualizing yourself being better (to an extent).

The sparkler visualization could be a conceptual tool for activating this process.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 3 hoursJun 9, 2025 07:30:26 ago (+1/-0)

I agree, and if it works, why doubt it?

[ - ] madmax6 2 points 7 hoursJun 9, 2025 03:32:11 ago (+2/-0)

Sleazy, you should read these:
The Root of Chinese Qigong by Dr. Yang Jwing-Ming
Qigong, The Sectret of Youth by Dr. Yang Jwing-Ming
Opening The Energy Gates of Your Body by Bruce Frantzis
Ancient Teachings for Beginners by Douglas De Long

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 3 hoursJun 9, 2025 07:37:16 ago (+0/-0)

Thank you

I will check these out

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 8 hoursJun 9, 2025 02:17:51 ago (+4/-2)

v/schizophrenia

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 2 points 8 hoursJun 9, 2025 02:35:25 ago (+2/-0)

really?

is the sparkler in my head a mental illness?

it fixes everything I ask it to

I can even send it to fix other people if they ask me to

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 8 hoursJun 9, 2025 02:41:17 ago (+1/-0)

Can you send it through the internet?

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 3 hoursJun 9, 2025 07:34:53 ago (+1/-0)

I doubt it, I can send it anywhere I can imagine, the internet is not necessary for it to be sent to heal someone if they requested it.

[ - ] Freespeechplease 1 point 3 hoursJun 9, 2025 08:05:23 ago (+1/-0)

After binge drinking for 12 years and finally have quit, can you send it over here to check on my liver and help repair it if necessary , it's hasn't been tested yet since I quit, and they said it was still working a few years ago. Hoping to heal it as best as possible and run for president and save america with real common sense. Gonna need all the protection I can get.

[ - ] Spaceman84 -1 points 7 hoursJun 9, 2025 03:28:05 ago (+1/-2)

I’m not sure if profound mental retardation is considered an illness.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 2 points 3 hoursJun 9, 2025 07:33:34 ago (+2/-0)

I am not mentally ill. My IQ is 165 according to the test. How could I be mentally ill?

[ - ] albatrosv15 2 points 9 hoursJun 9, 2025 02:10:50 ago (+3/-1)

Power of suggestion is indeed a good tool.

[ - ] qwop 2 points 9 hoursJun 9, 2025 01:58:24 ago (+2/-0)

Can you send it to other people also? Try healing them too?

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 8 hoursJun 9, 2025 02:36:29 ago (+1/-0)

Yes, I can

[ - ] TerryB 4 points 8 hoursJun 9, 2025 03:06:22 ago (+4/-0)

Heal my hemorrhoids right now please.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 5 hoursJun 9, 2025 05:40:22 ago (+1/-0)

Terry. In the short term stool softeners will help a lot but get lotsa fresh green beans (must be fibrous fresh) into your diet and help the hems the natural way.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 3 hoursJun 9, 2025 07:36:12 ago (+1/-0)

Viola!

Thanks Paul

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 hoursJun 9, 2025 05:38:16 ago (+0/-0)

dangus even?

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 5 hoursJun 9, 2025 05:53:10 ago (+1/-0)

yes, even the Kraken

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 1 hourJun 9, 2025 09:55:55 ago (+1/-0)

Chop off your dick and sparkle it better.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 1 hourJun 9, 2025 09:13:59 ago (+1/-0)

I've done things similar to that just without the sparkler thing. I have waded through poison ivy belly deep and pulled it up by the roots with my bare hands. I will get itchy for an hour or so then my body refuses the poison and it goes away. I've done other things like that, like getting the flu but my body refusing it from having any power over me so it only lasts for 3 to 4 hours.
It has always happened without me having to do or think anything. It just happens.
I am now trying to make it work by thinking about it. I have been doubting my ability to think and make it happen. I want to thank you for this post!! I now have your "sparkler" idea that just might be what I have been missing.
I spend as much time inawoods as I can. I've had thousands of tick bites over the years without ever having any problems. A few weeks ago I had this one little fucker that had latched on to my foot. I pulled it off, like thousands of times before, and forgot about it. It has developed this ugly red ring around it. I'm sure that it is trying to develop into Rocky Mountain Spotted Tic Fever. I will see if your "sparkle" imaging idea will help with making it go away. Thanks again.

[ - ] GetWoke 0 points 1 hourJun 9, 2025 10:12:40 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds like Lyme

Two weeks on antibiotics will knock it out

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 5 hoursJun 9, 2025 05:25:32 ago (+1/-0)

No. I don’t have that. That is really interesting, friend.

[ - ] prominent_proboscis 1 point 6 hoursJun 9, 2025 05:04:47 ago (+1/-0)

only supernatural things i got are an aura of intolerance and psychic connection with other whites when witnessing black foolishness

[ - ] TheYiddler 1 point 7 hoursJun 9, 2025 03:55:31 ago (+1/-0)

Yes. I think of it differently. But I can concentrate on an area and stimulate blood flow to help repair it. I also can control normally involuntary smooth muscle. A few times I slowed my heart down but I'm afraid to test that further.

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 6 hoursJun 9, 2025 05:10:52 ago (+2/-0)

You can slow your heart sown- no issue. People don't actually know they can do this but it is very common in meditation circles. It won't stop.

[ - ] NeverHappened 1 point 1 hourJun 9, 2025 09:51:43 ago (+1/-0)

A pulse ox is a cheap way to monitor biometric changes. Some people like visual feedback instead of just feeling the decreased heartrate.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 44 minutesJun 9, 2025 10:29:14 ago (+0/-0)

I have a heart rate monitor with an app. People use them for exercise monitoring.

[ - ] Cunty 1 point 9 hoursJun 9, 2025 02:11:24 ago (+1/-0)

Does it also talk to you and tell you to kill people and call you a little bitch?.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 8 hoursJun 9, 2025 02:36:07 ago (+1/-0)

no, it is my servant, it does not ask me for anything except direction

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 10 hoursJun 9, 2025 01:04:52 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 9 hoursJun 9, 2025 01:40:46 ago (+0/-0)

LoL

[ - ] OftenWrong 0 points 29 minutesJun 9, 2025 10:44:24 ago (+0/-0)

is that what that does. I have always felt that light and tingling and can send it to whatever part of my body and have "played" with it before but I have never tried it for pain or healing. I don't tell it to go I have to gather and send it sorta like how you can use your diaphram to increase pressure in the head. I have looked it up before and looked up on ai recently and can't find it. It feels like a tingling bundle like when you get a chill down your spine but manually. I am glad someone else finally has it. I have never tried it for pain or healing before and I used to get migraines ( vitamine B2 prevents them, I get it now with just milk as my multivitamine)

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 hoursJun 9, 2025 05:36:48 ago (+0/-0)

Um, for exactly how long have you had this thing in your head, Sir?

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 5 hoursJun 9, 2025 05:46:49 ago (+0/-0)

All my life

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 hoursJun 9, 2025 05:35:32 ago (+0/-0)

Yes I think so.