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Zyklonbeekeeper
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Nothing wrong with the crane/ship's gear, it was the rigging that failed below the hook....FYI, when load testing a crane, the weight of the test load is 125% of the rated capacity as stipulated in the load chart, the load chart has an established safety
factor, hydraulic cranes have a 15% factor and a conventional lattice crane is 25% so in essence the test program exceeds capacity only by about 10-15%...there was nothing wrong with the structural integrity of the crane, it was the lifting points that failed (as it appears here)...I'd like to have seen the rigging apparatus/design


/v/CraneCollapses viewpost?postid=684c6a2e06d83

I remember it well, we were analyzing this disaster, in short the head crane (boom head) was poorly under capacity with not enough boom...the heel crane (directly in front of the derrick) had the capacity but was not configured properly nor was the rigging of the load...there should have been no jib on the boom and a multi spreader system should have been used to support it's share of the load...this was poorly managed and planned...


/v/CraneCollapses viewpost?postid=684c701cc5f5c

"OUR ancestors built this wall"...and with a little help the kikes are mixed into the mortar.


/v/tellupgoat_based_edition viewpost?postid=684c72174c6a7

...you better ecsape now, and I'll have you know that I declined a spot on the Special Olympics shooting team


/v/HDLunited viewpost?postid=684b1f192e100

Only a retarded fuckhead would believe his notion that a fucking retard would post such a question when in fact it's a statement in the form of a question implying predicted shock...hey ugh, I'm not by any chance dealing with AI here am I?


/v/HDLunited viewpost?postid=684b1f192e100

She stated that there was no "penetration of anything due to her Kevlar tights"...is anus_expander on site by any chance?


/v/news viewpost?postid=684b0df2068ce

Iran made it very clear that they do not want war and they are willing to end it's nuclear weapons program...IF...Israel willingly gives up it's nuclear weapons and puts an end to future development and also that America doesn't alter the agreement ie dump a bunch of nuke armaments into Israel later on....so far Trump and Netynahoo haven't replied...so who "doesn't" want peace now?


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=684b105d8a7da

...and fucking losers follow this goof?...CLOWN WORLD FAGGOTRY, THE WEST IS DONE.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=684acd4828df6

Here's what happened to me two years ago. I bought a reno project near the 2nd dumpiest part of town, which I fucking regreted for the 6 months I owned the place....fucking shitskins, niggers, fentanyl and meth addicts, thievery every minute of the day, thieves off the reserve cut through a wall with a zip cut and cleaned out the house 200ft from me...fucking nervy punks walk right into a house like it's theirs and start looting while the wife hides in a closet and the father with the daughter hiding in her bedroom, and he's a big guy, FUCKING YELLOW GOOF, if there was any time into ballistic mode that was it, he doesn't have it...in those months I got into 3 scraps, at age 65 I have 3 street fights in 2 months defending my property and a few months previous in April I get a tall nigger pulling a knife and running straight at me and believe me, even though I severely beat the living shit out of them I was fucking beat up myself and sore, one scrap I was head to waist in blood but I think I broke the
nigger's neck as intended...BUT...the kicker was in the Autumn of that year when closing the deal on the house... the street is packed with human scum, your everyday Sodom and Gomorrah types and useless eaters, traffic is lined up because of the low life trash blocking traffic, going up to windows wanting change and if not they bust a mirror or rip a wiper....I'm pissed, THEN this fucking loser on a high-end mountain bike with the balloon tires pulls right in front of me and stands his bike up against my new F3504x4 trying to intimidate me...I have no more reason left in me, the die is cast and I'm out of the truck with a quarter mile of traffic behind, I throw the bike to the ground and go for the goof, he runs, I yell him a faggot goof and gutless fuck, I go back to the truck and the goof is coming back but stops short thinking he's going to hold me up by not retrieving his bike....I wasn't in the truck for 2 seconds and I went right over the bike and he had to dodge my 1ton Ford or eat the grill, which I protected by a "cow-catcher", and I didn't speed, I wanted to see if anyone was stupid enough to come after me, and I would have scrapped again...later the cops told me not to worry because the bike was probably stolen and they weren't interested in "wreckless
driving" charges...I know, it's a long one, but that's where 1st World society is today and there's no recovering from this that's going to be easy, what's coming is down right merciless, as it must be.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=684ac203d7431

Those fucking birds are nothing to fuck with, their beak is the prototype for the modern bolt cutter, had one on my shoulder in Jamaica, they were imported along with a few dozen peacock and peahens, I felt a pinch on my shoulder and then wild tugging and flapping, the fucking teradachtel had a hold of my shirt but that fucker was looking to dissect me but got the shirt instead and now he's trying to fly off with it and he wouldn't back off until the servant wacked it with a broom, and then the peacock fan their tails and start hissing, what a fucking moment that was...I was saved by a nigger "shebroom"...I still have the shirt, the holes left by that fucking bird where it grabbed the material look like they were scissored...but no doubt they make great pets.


/v/Australia viewpost?postid=684a8d4e386a1

Well fuck me that's a first...just so I can log it into the "Journal for the Humanities" what were the first words of the babies you met?...I've already got the entire mumbling lexicon deciphered...thanks to VOAT


/v/HDLunited viewpost?postid=684a0939c36cd

Why, when AI can do it for you, even with some embellishment for that "it's Whitey's fault" look of authenticity.


/v/TellUpgoat viewpost?postid=684a2493a1070

...you just had to throw that in there, didn't you?


/v/HDLunited viewpost?postid=684a0939c36cd

...I just can't give serious attention to anyone with visible tattoos, when I'm asked to rate a woman based upon a 10pnt system I automatically debit the count 6pnts just for tattoos, oh, and .5 points for smoking, 3 points for physical condition, .5 points for every time the word "like" is used, 3 points for "uptalk", 2points for excessive hair coloring and abnormal piercings...BUT...
they all start with a ranking of 10 with score deductions applied accordingly.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=684a076cb79db

In a battlefield scenario the last thing you want is regret, experts get it right the first time. Today "expert"
means fuck all.


/v/Universal viewpost?postid=684938bfb2a29

It's an old trick that began with pics and vids of the HOLODOMOR being used as hollowcost footage...and then there's the popular image of the "hollowcost reminder" where emaciated displaced people were standing outside the border fence of Bosnia and Herzegovina and Serbia, totally deceiving by the TIMES.
I don't believe fuck all anymore.


/v/fakenews viewpost?postid=68497d8a16722

Dial up on party-line, the modem was constantly mistaken for the fridge and G.W. Bush was telling Americans to "read my lips"


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6848f5fed23be

Exactly....peanut butter and banana is a perfect blend with protein powder....I'll even pack a bunch of blueberries into a protein mix...just a point of interest, back in my hockey days all we had was Ovaltein, an hr before lacing up I would mix 2 raw eggs, a banana and a heaping tblspn of honey into a measure of Ovaltein with warm water, everything went into the blender and I'd gulp it down...I did it religiously for about 10years, no matter how big of a dinner I had...other guys would cook up a steak but the only drawback to that is that cooked food before a game always leaves one to want excessive water during the game and water will slow down movement.
But protein is vital to strength.


/v/PimsGym viewpost?postid=6848e30c4a0f2

Awwwe...ain't that sweet, what a great "pear"


/v/Potato viewpost?postid=6848b8612d94a

Kanastan parliament is a joke in itself


/v/news viewpost?postid=6848c41fe1a71

Is that a yellow watermelon on her head?


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6848954bc32ee

...and what if, after a century of scorn, it was the lack of weed that limited potential and contributed immensely to the many psychological defects that so many are afflicted with today?


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=684824c24cb2d