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We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.

I just got a call from the Moon's South Pole branch of my bank asking for my account details!

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.

How did she tell them apart?

She just called them by thier last names!

Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal!

He says to the bartender "Hey, if I show you something amazing can I drink for free?" The bartender agrees, and the man proceeds to pull out a tiny, one foot tall man with a miniature piano, places him on the bar, and he begins playing. "Wow! Okay your drinks are on the house, but where did you get him from?" says the bartender. "Oh there's a genie just in the alley behind here, granting a free wish to anyone." replies the man.

The bartender quickly rushes out to the alley, and sure enough there's a genie who asks what he would like. "I wish I had a million bucks!" All of a sudden thousands of books begin to appear, flooding the alley, causing the bartender to rush back into the bar for cover. He screams to the man "Jiminey Christmas, I wished for a million bucks and he's given me a million books instead, must be a bit deaf that genie." The man laughs "Well of course he is, you didn't think I wished for a 12 inch pianist did you??"

I guess now I'm supposed say something like:
"Jamal, could you paint that wall for me?"

The barman says: 'What can I get you three fine black gentlemen?'

Non-buy-dairy!

I asked "On the inside or outside?"
So he walks out the front door, comes back in and says "both".

Moments like this has me wondering if Im saving too much for college.

One frog said, “I don’t know about you, but I think this is great!”

The other frog said, “Well, you know the old saying: Time’s fun when you’re having flies.”

I paid her money and she said, "I will do anything that your wife won't."

"Awesome! Can you just sit down and be quiet for an hour then?"

it will be misspelled and have no punctuation!