I went with a prostitute for the first time in my life after thirty years of marriage... - Upgoat

I went with a prostitute for the first time in my life after thirty years of marriage...
submitted by Bonanza to Jokes 9 monthsAug 4, 2023 18:46:05 ago (+3/-0) (Jokes)

I paid her money and she said, "I will do anything that your wife won't."

"Awesome! Can you just sit down and be quiet for an hour then?"

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 2 points 9 monthsAug 4, 2023 19:15:03 ago (+2/-0)

Bet you had to kill that hoe to keep her quiet.

~ GBK

[ - ] Bonanza [op] 1 point 9 monthsAug 4, 2023 19:18:01 ago (+1/-0)

Had to pay her doubletime.