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Burn, baby burn.

If dragons aren't real, then what the fuck inspired the numb nuts that named the dragonfly?

Checkmate mother fuckers.

Any of you magnificent bastards like to enjoy a cigar once in a while? My grandfather use to smoke Dutch masters and I would smoke one with him when I was done cleaning his house every week. Seems like I enjoy them more now, not dutch masters obviously, just the act of smoking a cigar and taking an hour to just sit and think. It's pretty awesome.

Upon entering I immediately found a $20 bill someone left in the ATM. Gonna be a good day, bros. Lift a glass for my wagie ass.

I pulled this out of the dumpster behind work the other day. I work next door to a moving company, and I get some good shit out of there from time to time. Any of y'all know how to restore something like this? If not I'll just scrap it, but I at least want to try before I send it to the furnace.

Got two clean pussies, a few scratches, and the house smells good. Feels like old times.

Took this yesterday while hiking.

I had a confrontation with a customer at work the other day. Long story short, he wanted to be rude and I was hoping a mother fucker would. No consequences on my end, he's not allowed back.

Acquaintance that I've helped through a divorce contacted me recently. He's been ghosting me since, but now he's getting married again, so he wants to be chummy again. Fuck that. I don't need part time friends.

I'm pretty sick of people's shit right now, I don't know if I need to settle down or if people are just fucked up. I tend to match intensity, so I think the world's gone crazy and I'm just having to navigate the bullshit.

I hate being angry. That shit takes a lot out of me. I had anger problems when I was younger, and I've worked hard to overcome that shit. I feel angry a lot lately. I channel it into music when I get home, but in the moment I'm ready to go to jail. What do you guys think? Just me, something in the air, or natural response to clown world.

Sorry lady, sometimes the jokes grow themselves

This is a sub for all things herpetology. Got pictures of lizards, snakes, turtles, tortoises, etc? You can post them here. Keep your salamanders somewhere else, we ain't about that life here. Reptiles only, faggots.