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aren't those the same old people that defaced painting under the claim of global warming on orders from an oil baroness?


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67d2465fe972d

science actually agrees with this guy.

its been sort of known around that mt vesusias might fucking blow again

people still lived there again. dont ask me why.


/v/EarthquakesAndVolcanoes viewpost?postid=67b0637ea7e17

this is the most effort ive ever seen fat people put into removing themselves from the gene pool

and they're paying to do it.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67b026cbb1407

it is, but without deleting the original you're just creating a copy at the end

also you need a mechanism to take that DNA, turn it into information, send it, then convert that information back into DNA

easier to just delete the original and not even send it or record the information.


/v/technology viewpost?postid=67ad115e43f87

its information that is teleporting to be precise, which opens up a lot of tech rabbit holes.


/v/technology viewpost?postid=67ad115e43f87

alluminum in the brain.

to cure autism or at least help the brain heal, you remove the alluminum.

spices like cilantro do this wonderfully.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67acd9c7cd0c5

yes, but lots of things in elecronics explode without any help if you apply voltage wrong

capacitors for instance are a *whole barrel of electrical engineering fun*


/v/Ukraine viewpost?postid=67abdcc2f135b

i just wanna barge in there and steal his keyboard like a football

whose he gonna call for help?


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67abd0945e241

he's unemployed.

next question?


/v/funny viewpost?postid=67abd8fcaa8bf

>Hook that shit up to 5-12v and see what happens. Need to see it explode or it's fake and gay.

the pagers had specific firing protocols so just turning the thing on wont trigger it.

it literally gave a special message that said "ERROR" and needed the user to hit a button to set it in motion


/v/Ukraine viewpost?postid=67abdcc2f135b

i use AI as an editing and side planning tool but it literally cannot be trusted to write without human supervision


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67a83ef121425

theyre probably literally luring the target in to the bomb

not waiting for the user to come close would demand a device thats far more complicated and thus they cant shove as many explosives in there OR theres a lot of things that can go wrong, and if they survive, congrats that was your one bomb and now they know theres an assassination attempt out on them


/v/videos viewpost?postid=67a5f5a3494c9

this sort of gives us a warning about the mechanism used.

1. weird ringtone.
2. error with an arrow next to it.
3. the bomb goes off after a time delay when you hit the button.
4. we KNOW they hid the bomb in the batteries


/v/videos viewpost?postid=67a5f5a3494c9

"accept this money worth 8 months of your salary, accept you are fired, and get the fuck out"


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67a2c724b9169

im currently asking the AI to narrow down the shopping list. EKG muscle control is shockingly easy nowadays once you plug it into a raspberry pi and arduino


/v/technology viewpost?postid=67a2d94c56ca1

>I did lose my lower leg but they got the sepsis out of me.

how much of it was lost, and where.

fuck it, we're building you a robot leg.

edit: https://www.opensourceleg.org/build/getting-started


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67a2ac7590265

>I remember seeing some footage of Hitler's displeasure at seeing *Jesse Owens" winning the marathon.

and yet apparently he had the good graces to give him his olympic victory, when wheelchair president was apparently like "fuck that nigger"

we're getting off point, WHO HAS VIDEO OF HITLER WITH A FENT LEAN? DOES IT REALLY EXIST?


/v/TellUpgoat viewpost?postid=67a2d4ab54ab5

one of the recent protests recently did that against cameras with a whole crowd of people holding green laser pointers

literally have a crew of guys on "laser anything with a fucking camera" duty.


/v/Guns viewpost?postid=67a18f51d6545

then, you have the cilantro-tastes-like-soap gene

true story.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67a01cd6d0d16

lol i actually think its hilarious.

like you won, congrats, *now comes the part you're going to fucking hate.*


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=679fc909385fc

fun fact: if you think it tastes like soap, you have a special taste gene most of the population doesnt


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67a01cd6d0d16

they killed him over the "eyes wide shut" skit they did.

just like they killed avicii over his "lets kill pedophiles" music video.


/v/FunnyVideos viewpost?postid=67a01e5f6b8c8

specifically high aluminum in the brain is what they've found.

if you eat cilantro, the cooking spice, it literally slowly fixes the autism over time.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67a01cd6d0d16