Breakthrough as Oxford scientists say they've achieved teleportation - Upgoat

Breakthrough as Oxford scientists say they've achieved teleportation
submitted by paul_neri to technology 2 monthsFeb 12, 2025 16:23:42 ago (+18/-3) (www.dailymail.co.uk)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-14386391/Breakthrough-Oxford-scientists-say-theyve-achieved-teleportation.html?ito=push-notification&ci=KmBnejh9Mm&cri=eEOizXFiPR&si=5hNSZSGzVeDi&xi=645b610c-8ab6-41bd-8ebd-299848d719a1&ai=14386391

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 6 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2025 16:27:21 ago (+6/-0)

Can we teleport all niggers and jews to the Sun yet ?

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 5 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2025 16:48:48 ago (+5/-0)

I've built a time machine that works.
The only reason I won't test it is because it will alter reality as we know it and just before I use it, for some unknown reason, a somewhat older version of myself will materialize behind me and garrote me dead. Fuck that shit.

[ + ] oyveyo

[ - ] oyveyo 3 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2025 21:41:10 ago (+3/-0)

But if an older version of yourself kills you, there will be no older version of yourself to come back to kill you.

[ + ] Puller_of_Noses

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 4 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2025 22:45:56 ago (+4/-0)

Tell that fucker that.

[ + ] oyveyo

[ - ] oyveyo 4 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2025 23:05:17 ago (+4/-0)

I just did.

[ + ] Puller_of_Noses

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 2 points 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 02:47:23 ago (+2/-0)

Touché.

[ + ] Sleazy

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 2 monthsFeb 12, 2025 19:41:37 ago (+1/-0)

coward

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2025 21:18:38 ago (+3/-0)

oh goddamn...
QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT AND FUCKING TELEPORTING MATTER ARE TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT MUTHAFUKIN THINGS YOU FUCKIN HEAR ME, BOY? You ppl are gonna give me a gotdamn stroke. I hate humans

[ - ] namefagsrgay 3 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2025 21:10:24 ago (+3/-0)

There was a time in my life that news like this would have excited me.

Now I understand that a world with jews and technology like this will likely be a net negative to everyone except the kikes.

[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 2 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2025 16:52:40 ago (+3/-1)

We went to the moon as well. /s

[ - ] oyveyo 2 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2025 16:43:15 ago (+2/-0)

archive https://archive.is/UDFUY

tl,dr; "scientists" figured out how to use opto-isolators. (hint: that's been a thing for decades)

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 12, 2025 16:47:27 ago (+1/-0)

"tl, dr". Hurtful, damn hurtful.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 1 point 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 04:39:05 ago (+1/-0)

If reproducibility wasn't so in the shitter I'd be more interested.
Lets see a few other motherfuckers duplicate the findings before we start to care.

[ - ] drhitler 1 point 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 03:03:55 ago (+1/-0)

its a computer copying a file to another, my downloads are now teleporting now!

[ + ] the_old_ones

[ - ] the_old_ones 0 points 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 05:31:40 ago (+0/-0)

its information that is teleporting to be precise, which opens up a lot of tech rabbit holes.

[ + ] SirNiggsalot

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 18:42:43 ago (+1/-0)

Isn't DNA just information

[ + ] the_old_ones

[ - ] the_old_ones 0 points 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 18:48:05 ago (+0/-0)

it is, but without deleting the original you're just creating a copy at the end

also you need a mechanism to take that DNA, turn it into information, send it, then convert that information back into DNA

easier to just delete the original and not even send it or record the information.

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