Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

In a surprising turn of events, a rare $100 star note was discovered inside an [b]old briefcase[/b] during a routine estate cleanout in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
[b]The briefcase, untouched for decades[/b], contained the note in pristine condition, capturing the immediate attention of currency collectors and enthusiasts.... The discovered note is a Series [b]2017A[/b] $100 star note...

Old breifcase UNTOUCHED for decades contains a 2017 bill.

This article is proof someone travelled back in time decades.

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oyveyo 3 points 1 month ago

Tweak your retraction setting a wee bit or turn down your head temp.

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oyveyo 0 points 1 month ago

"...Cape Circumcision..." >.>

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oyveyo 1 point 1 month ago

OWEEEEEEEEEEEN BENJAMIIIIIIIIIIN IIIISSSS AAAALLLLL IIIII THINNNNNNKKKK AAABBBOOOOUUUUTTTTT

POST POST POST POST

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oyveyo 1 point 1 month ago

NOBODY
>GIVES
A
>FUCK
ABOUT
>OWEN
FUCKING
>BENJAMIN
SO
>STOP
OBSSESSING
>AND
STOP
>SPAMMING

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oyveyo 0 points 1 month ago

Step 1: get pictures of someone's face

Step 2: feed pictures into computer

Step 3: 3d-print a rubber mask

Step 4: ???

Step 5: profit

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oyveyo 11 points 1 month ago*

...when the sun is directly shining...on a cloudless day... for about 6 hours

Each of those strips is 30x4 panels, so 120 panels x $100 is $12000 per strip JUST for the panels. Let's guess $20 per panel for structural members and you add $2,400. Now you're up to $14,400 per strip just for the hardware. Let's guess $2000 per strip for installation. Up to $16,400 per strip. We're going to ignore shipping costs.

$16,400 per strip, and i can see about 100 strips in the center row. $1.6M per row. There's about 10 rows visible so that's $11.6M.

Now, each panel probably puts out 100 watts. That's 12kw per strip and 1.2MW per row, for a grand total of 12MW of power. At $0.10 per kwh, the system can earn $1200 an hour. To cover the expense of the initial installation would require 9660 hours of operation at full capacity. It would take 4.4 years (6 hours of usable sunlight per day) to pay for this farm IF the sky was cloudless every day.

After it's paid for, you could make about $2M a year in profit. If the sun shined every single day. And you didn't have maintenence or employee costs.

In reality, half of the days are cloudy, so make it 8.8 years to pay for this shit, you'll get $1M a year income after that if you're lucky. Now it's been 10 years and panels will certainly start failing and you'll have to pay someone to maintain the facility and replace damaged panels. You might make $500K a year now. After about 15 years, "fade" becomes a problem because panels lose efficiency with age. You would be lucky to break even at this point. 20 years from now it's a giant liability and you're in debt.

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oyveyo 1 point 1 month ago

>Why anon to discuss butter? Is it too close to home?
Butter is serious business.

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oyveyo 1 point 1 month ago

Why are people constantly linking to this demon on upgoat?

Why the obsession?

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oyveyo 0 points 1 month ago

Why is the grass sending out warnings? Is the other grass going to take up arms? Circle the wagons? Run away?

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oyveyo 1 point 1 month ago

Translation: "NPCs, go out and buy pork right now."