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i_scream_trucks
Member for: 4.3 years

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This is why you stay away from Victoria Bitter.

Bell ends.


/v/videos viewpost?postid=683c8549148cd

Tell you what the ink in those expwrimental ball point pens lasts a long time...

Im yet to see a number that looks like a tattoo.

Come to think of it.... why waste the ink tattooing things youre 'going to kill'inside the place youre going to 'kill' them?

Marking something with a label implies long term storage/management, not walking them from a train to a selection to a gas chamber.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=683cd86c7b1c2

Heres me thinking it was just meth


/v/owned viewpost?postid=683b36697b5d9

WROOOOOOOONG

'ta' you/yours. 'Ca/cela' this/it.

Niq TA mere "fuck your mother"

Niq CA mere "fucker of mothers/motherfucker"

Amd theyve been words in french since niggers were still slaves.

I was living there when you were swimming around in ya mums ballsack.


/v/HDLunited viewpost?postid=6837cd7da8dba

TIMMY! STOP TRYING TO FUCK YOUR COUSIN AND PUT THE NASCAR RACE ON


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6839486d0f2f5

All of ukraine is territory gifted to them by russian tsara kyievan rus was where russia started.


/v/Ukraine viewpost?postid=6839c114dd5e9

"Just do swedish things"

What, like... be white?


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6839e5d07e4c8

You have no fucking clue what you just said. "Level refers to a horizontal line"

Horizontal means parallel to a plane of reference, in this case, the ground. Which curves.


/v/Memes viewpost?postid=683a154eef545

Yeah sorry we dont have any work for homos and pagans.


/v/Israel viewpost?postid=683a1e8f7ef7e

Thats what happens when you take miles of cock


/v/news viewpost?postid=683a37e07b3ff

Nah but a friend of a friend of mine converted his car to water power and drove to the antarctic ice wall.


/v/dogs viewpost?postid=6839d51f613bb

It
Has
A
Battery.

Perpetual motion is nothing but a sci fi trope.

Reality doesnt allow it.


/v/dogs viewpost?postid=6839d51f613bb

Its battery powered.

"But how do ypu charge the battery?"

How do you charge the batteries in an old watch? You dont. You replace them. Not all batteries are rechargeable.


/v/dogs viewpost?postid=6839d51f613bb

It has a battery and a bunch of sensors in it. Ball goes through a hall sensor a couple of magnets fire on and off in sequence and accellerate the metal ball enough to hit the scoop.

Put a glass marble in it and kick yourself in the ass.


/v/dogs viewpost?postid=6839d51f613bb

Put "water powered cars are 100% and the inventor was totally killed to keep it quiet" is absolutely legit. Right?


/v/dogs viewpost?postid=6839d51f613bb

"Immediate success"

They didnt pay off war reparations until the late 90s bro.


/v/Jews viewpost?postid=68397097d141c

Next up is all the different ways you can eat a hot dog if you can control ypur gag reflex


/v/ShitpostLitterBox viewpost?postid=68399ef25a630

Something to do with blow jobs i believe.


/v/humor viewpost?postid=68399d064e929