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i_scream_trucks
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What dickhead kicked the power plug out of the server?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to AskUpgoat 1 day ago

11 comments

What kind of street shitter built website is this?

Cmon maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
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Questions on VPNs and Google shite     (technology)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to technology 1 week ago

6 comments

Trying to find a way to fuck around specifically with Google Voice for a mini project ive got going.
Its blocked in Aus.

On VPN everything showing as secure/in the US etc etc.

I can generate working us mobile numbers for recieving confirmation texts and stuff.

But no matter what, cant seem to get around something, either geolocation or something like that.

Any ideas?
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Warning to Melbourne goats - Avoid the bowl.     (Australia)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to Australia 1 week ago

12 comments

If youre thinking of going to any kind of gig at the Sidney Myer.... Went there for the first time Friday night with a permanently wheelchair bound client. just fucking dont. Its an absolute shitshow.

Especially if its with anyone disabled that needs permanent supervision.
The 'on site first come first served' disabled bays are verboten for permit holders, and the 'alternative' is the 10 minute taxi bays around the back. The claim of disabled bays, is at this point in time, just plain a lie to comply with disability legislation.
Literally got bounced around 4 different queues and watched the group we were meant to be lined up with get sent through a different gate. Gate staff had no fucking clue what was going on at any point, until the organiser (not the venue staff) sent people out to throw weight around and ask where guests were.
Venue is now cash free. Bar staff cant figure out how to deal with someone attempting to buy two 5 dollar ponchos with a 10 dollar note. There is absolutely no indication anywhere, that the place does not accept cash for anything.
Dont fucking bother with merch upsales... think my dude paid like $160 and got a fucking coles shopping bag with a 5 dollar fishing hat some stickers and a poster that was completely soaked through and destroyed before the sound check had finished.
The whole 'no bottles, no umbrellas, no backpacks' thing? yeah ignore it. We complied and regretted it the moment we walked in there and saw a sea of umbrellas backpacks and bottles.

Fuck that place. I mean honestly the only real reason any locals know about the place is Carols by Candelight on TV.... and literally every suburb in the city has their own, so why fucking bother at all?

Fucken.... heads would have already rolled if i was still in the same work i used to be... thered already be service contracts up for grabs on linkedin.
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Ey @system     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to AskUpgoat 1 week ago

1 comments

What the fuck is the sub to do site request type stuff... seems to be difficult to do some kind of contextual search -
so request would be can 'sub' be added to the search thing alongside 'thread' and 'comment'

thought that led to the search in the first place -
can we get pop out links working in comments somehow please? its kind of nice being able to directly comment with an expandable thumbnail and not leave the page so its in the middle of a comment, rather than going to the image page and breaking it.

similar to how you can expand pics/gifs/vids from the right sites without leaving /all
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2nd attempt - yada yada doxxing shitpostlitterbox pool party     (pomf2.lain.la)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to ShitpostLitterBox 1 week ago

1 comments

fuckin catbox ruining my moment...
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'Leaked' vid from the official 2023 ShitPostLitterBox summer break pool party     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to ShitpostLitterBox 1 week ago

1 comments

because fuck you thats why

edit - no, fuck me apparently.. 404ed? MUHFREEZEPEACHE!

[Please enjoy some light entertainment as we correct the issue...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvqAvL37zjQ)
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Aussie fake goyslop company goes under. Supply of fake 'meat' is 'under threat' (oh nooooooooooooooo....)     (archive.is)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to news 2 weeks ago

0 comments

lol bottomtext
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See if you can guess which goats icloud i just hacked.     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to whatever 2 weeks ago

11 comments

lol bottom text
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Dr Miracle. Still better than a diversity hire.     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to whatever 2 weeks ago

2 comments

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How i feel about 'Coof justice'     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to whatever 3 weeks ago

0 comments

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Have to rant. Have to do it. PSA for australian sedan buyers     (cars)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to cars 3 weeks ago

5 comments

For the love of god. Why. Why are Ford Falcons a thing. By all means, test drive them. But make sure you jump into the corresponding years Commodore. You wont buy the Ford. I literally dont know why they became a thing. Its a fucking beige cardigan coloured barge with apparently just as much power as a commonwhore.... but it sure as shit aint anywhere useful (maybe should made it somewhere low down... counteract the fffffffffffffffucking air con)
Im revising my old opinion of the things whining a bit but then still speeding up. You have to thrash the fucker to get any speed out of it, and then it doesnt want to do anything but stay on that speed, doesnt want to go faster or slow down. And this motherfucker is ultra low ks and almost everything in it replaced, not even a tick from the fanbelt.

Owned this fucking thing for all of 2 hours and i already want to rip loose bits off it and throw them out the window. FORD CANT EVEN MAKE A USEABLE CUPHOLDER FFS of all things. Anyway, cant destroy it like a teen edgelord, or i cant trade it in for something a but more... mobile, in 6 months. All its done is put me right off looking at Explorers or FGX's

Just. Fucking. Why.

/rant
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TMW dinner delivers itself.      (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to AnimalsBeingBros 3 weeks ago

3 comments

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Vitamin SUPPLEMENTS are not REPLACEMENTS. Anything pharma owned vitamins does, can be done by eating right. Stop being a fatty first.     (whatever)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to whatever 3 weeks ago

23 comments

Theres faggotry afoot, someone keeps anon posting ads for vitamin websites because 'we need them'

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First food review for the sub - Food!     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to Epicurious 1 month ago

2 comments

Mmmmmm
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Wow. Cant believe the media are retarded enough to actually play the 'Taylor Swift will make america vote blue' meme joke card created by trolls 5 years ago     (archive.is)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to Newsofthestupid 1 month ago

3 comments

To shocked to 'lol bottomtext'
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Man fucch dat Nasturtium chunt. Mohammed! Habib! Take da wheel, u leh!     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to Christianity 2 months ago

0 comments

Lol aaah fuck this joke is unfunny.
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BREAKING NEWS - First footage of 'Friday Night Guitar Thread' leaks online! Exclusive to Upgoat.... because no one else cares!     (youtu.be)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to WTF 2 months ago

7 comments

LOL Bottomtext.

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F me. Niggers themselves have given the answer on how to deal with nigger land grabs. Why didnt we think of this before?     (archive.is)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to Newsofthestupid 2 months ago

5 comments

tl;dr - 'Unknown' aboriginal woman claiming to descend from a 'light skinned aboriginal woman' in the 1820s has just gone and fucked up a bunch of greedy niggers from profiting from a white business... by blocking development on a goldmine on 'their' (its not theirs but ill overlook it for the purpose of this post) land, because of 'sacred water rights, that absolutely wont and arent intended to affect the possibility of development of the mine'

Mining company pulled out immediately and wrote it off as a $195 million dollar loss.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ABORIGINALITY!

So the lesson to be learned is, every single time one of these pro nigger land grab deals goes through, just as theyre about to green light something that will make them lots of money (which is why they grabbed that specific piece of land, they aint snatching random patches in the desert) you let them get to the point that theyre going to break ground on something, then pretend to be another nigger and object and claim your ancestors are hurting over the development.
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Palindrome - Focus - Go learn this sucker on drums and have fun =D     (youtu.be)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to music 2 months ago

3 comments

LOL. Something missing.
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Fuck you MasterSupressionTechnique this shits stuck in my head now.     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to music 2 months ago

5 comments

Pretty much the only Floyd cover thats better than the already awesome original.

But it did take Brian May and Dave Grohl to do it.
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Soy filled vegan hosts 'GUISESRS!' live chat for the animals. Goes exactly as expected.     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to WTF 2 months ago

8 comments

Jump to about 38 minutes for epic triggering.
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Been invited to DJ at a Global Flat Earth Convention. Need a playlist. Wat do?     (FlattardClassroom)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to FlattardClassroom 2 months ago

15 comments

Dangus has the first answer -
Around the World - Daft Punk
1000 Miles - The Proclaimers
All Around the World - Oasis
Fly Me To The Moon - Frank Sinatra
In America - Neil Diamond
I Still Call Australia Home - Peter Allen
99 Luftballoons - Nena (there is no am horizont on a flat earth and balloons arent real nor can they float upwards. apparently. or something.)

PS - most of these suggestions are bloody awful. FAIL!
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How Flattards think international travel works     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to FlattardClassroom 2 months ago

1 comments

Note the walls restricting you from going north or south... international parctic treaty? guarded by the Konami Royal Navy?
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Every time a flat tard presses the 'Submit Post' button     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to FlattardClassroom 2 months ago

0 comments

Lol bottom text.
No thats a lie.
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Water BTFO by half truths, misinformation, appeal to authority, redefinition, renaming something safe to appear menacing and dangerous, and demanding money to save world from safe thing.     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to NewsoftheFucktards 2 months ago

2 comments

Got bored. Might do a 'Global Flat Earth Alliance' expose later. Any idiot can write something in a way where theyre knowingly lying but also telling the truth.