Little Girl Dreams Of One Day Being Fat And Ugly Enough To Be Target Model - Upgoat

Little Girl Dreams Of One Day Being Fat And Ugly Enough To Be Target Model
submitted by Clubberlang to funny 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 19:46:14 ago (+24/-0) (babylonbee.com)
https://babylonbee.com/news/little-girl-dreams-of-one-day-being-ugly-enough-to-be-target-model/

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 1 point 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 19:51:09 ago (+1/-0)

Just 4 years in (((college))) is all it takes.

[ - ] Clubberlang [op] 0 points 2 monthsMar 4, 2024 20:48:24 ago (+0/-0)

Why stop at the freshman 15? When you could achieve the senior 500?

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 23:01:31 ago (+0/-0)

Sorry, she's too human (white)

[ - ] fnbs 0 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 20:28:33 ago (+0/-0)

What does her mom look like?... could be an easy deciding factor

[ - ] Clubberlang [op] 0 points 2 monthsMar 4, 2024 20:46:47 ago (+0/-0)

My pops taught me that game.

If you want to know what your girlfriends going to look like when she gets old look at her mom.

Good advice.