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A record of all the cool and crazy stuff Florida Man gets into.

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You make us proud, Florida Man…..      (www.theblaze.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 1.6 years ago (+13/-0)
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FLAryan Goes Out With a Bang     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by breh2 to FloridaMan 1.7 years ago (+23/-2)
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Joy Reid when she hears Ron Desantis say "you loot, we shoot'"     (FloridaMan)
submitted by con77 to FloridaMan 1.7 years ago (+7/-0)
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"DASS RAYSIS! HE CAINT RUN FO PREZDENT!"
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con77 when hes told hes in an evacuation zone     (twitter.com)
submitted by con77 to FloridaMan 1.7 years ago (+2/-0)
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https://twitter.com/i/status/1696872744355234170

too much work to move all these guns
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Florida man trolling CNN weatherfaggot after Idalia.      (twitter.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 1.7 years ago (+22/-0)
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Florida man allegedly pistol whips, shoots friend in both legs while drunk     (www.foxnews.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 1.7 years ago (+4/-1)
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Florida burglars spotted driving pickup with ‘stolen tag’ written on cardboard, deputies say     (www.clickorlando.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 2.3 years ago (+2/-0)
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'We've changed the looks of his groin forever': Florida deputies open fire, transitioning an armed arson suspect into a detainee     (www.theblaze.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 2.4 years ago (+4/-0)
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https://www.theblaze.com/news/florida-deputies-open-fire-transitioning-an-armed-arson-suspect-into-a-detainee

Sherriff Grady Judd, ladies and gentlemen……
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Just bought this on a shirt today. YANKEES FUCK OFF!!!!     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Trumpman1488 to FloridaMan 2.8 years ago (+10/-4)
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https://files.catbox.moe/lf9405.png

Can’t wait to walk around in public with it and see all the seething libs. I’ll make a post about it later.
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Florida man charged for throwing hot dog at St. Pete officer     (www.wfla.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 2.8 years ago (+5/-0)
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St. Pete man throws chili at someone, gets felony battery charge: affidavit     (www.wfla.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 2.9 years ago (+10/-0)
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Florida man takes leak in store’s ‘beer cave,’ police say     (www.clickorlando.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 3 years ago (+2/-1)
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https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/04/21/urine-trouble-florida-man-takes-leak-in-stores-beer-cave-police-say/

$113.36/6=$18.83 per case.

That means it wasn’t the Busch light so I would’ve been safe if I accidentally happened to be in the Shithole called Brevard county that day…
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Yeah, I’m thinking Rome is back.     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Trumpman1488 to FloridaMan 3 years ago (+8/-6)
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Fact: Floridians are the most powerful race in the world.
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Origin of the Tomahawk Chop     (youtu.be)
submitted by TOVA to FloridaMan 3.5 years ago (+-4/-0)
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Florida man jumping drawbridges dukes of hazard style...     (www.coasttocoastam.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 4 years ago (+9/-0)
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@con77 taking a swim in Florida!     (youtu.be)
submitted by paul_neri to FloridaMan 2 years ago (+0/-4)
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Oh @con77...‘American ingenuity at its weirdest’: Florida man breaks the ‘law against stupidity’     (www.msn.com)
submitted by paul_neri to FloridaMan 1.6 years ago (+2/-3)
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A Look Back: The Top Florida Man Stories of 2023     (redstate.com)
submitted by Clubberlang to FloridaMan 1.3 years ago (+1/-0)
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Floridawoman hires attorney to sue Hershey for 5 million Shekels because her Reese’s Pumpkins didn’t have faces….     (www.wfla.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 1.3 years ago (+2/-0)
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https://www.wfla.com/news/hillsborough-county/5m-lawsuit-tampa-bay-woman-sues-hersheys-over-reeses-candy-without-faces/

Sad thing is she does have a point (I guess) and will probably make the (((attorney))) a decent payday.
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They Escaped The Usery Tax     (archive.md)
submitted by Clubberlang to FloridaMan 1 year ago (+7/-0)
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