My New Fetterman Conspiracy Theory
(files.catbox.moe)https://files.catbox.moe/67ojwb.jpegHe wears a hoodie because it is easier than wearing coverup to mask his 1st generation cybernetic brain port at the base of his neck.
Initially, they implored him to wear makeup, but it would always smudge his collars. Then, a makeup artist provided him with a prosthetic, flesh-colored patch, but because the port is in a highly flexible area and it is raised .5 cm and does not sit flush with the skin, the patch would always come loose with perspiration. Also, Fetterman found the patch to be irritating and cumbersome. Obviously, he values comfort.