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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmngLUtxwJM&ab_channel=DustoMcNeato

Lots of Roman salutes here. Billy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HE9OQ4FnkQ&ab_channel=DustoMcNeato

Literal Version videos are as good as the real songs, but much more fun.

https://www.sott.net/article/500129-Good-News-if-you-like-freezing-Antarctica-sees-more-snowfall-record-low-temps

Global warmimg!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/J1l3Ygbw110

Grandma: "I cast 'Boop On Da Snoot'."

The ol' cast iron skillet to the head trick. Keeping drunks and gators off the lawn since 1812.

And then feeding the whole family.

Poor ol' gator was still trying to process the first hit when the second one landed.

"WTF? Shit. Running at them with my mouth open always worked before."

other gators: "Hey Bob? Where'd ya get that bruise on yer snoot?"

gator Bob: "Shut up! I don't wanna talk about it."

https://youtube.com/shorts/nm0nP0vMlS0?si=_rvv80sNyALVPu6F

Unrealistic for Rikers Island. They don’t let you keep disposable razors or motherfuckers would be making tomahawks all day long.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMmXCyrV_WQ&ab_channel=JoeVecchio

I loved this when it came out.

They drug this up in the early 40's when apothecary duties were store owner,pharmacists and veterinary
Ole pops broke horses going thru school and did alot of cowboy work around connecting counties.
This one is pretty close
My son remembered the story and fowarded
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https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1FYvYJPTpB/?mibextid=D5vuiz

✅ BIBLICAL DISCERNMENT CHECKLIST
“Test the spirits to see whether they are from God...” (1 John 4:1)
1. 📖 Does it agree with Scripture—fully, clearly, and without twisting it?
God’s Word is the final authority (2 Tim. 3:16–17).

If the experience adds to, contradicts, or bypasses Scripture, reject it immediately.

🔴 Red Flag: “Jesus told me something new that’s not in the Bible.”

2. 👑 Does it glorify Jesus—or distract from Him?
The Holy Spirit always glorifies Christ (John 16:13–14).

If the focus is on the person’s emotions, journey, Mary, angels, animals, or "hidden secrets"... beware.

🔴 Red Flag: “Mary showed me a secret… Jesus wasn’t there.”

3. 💰 Is it freely given—or being sold?
True prophets in Scripture never charged for their message.

Jesus said, “Freely you have received, freely give.” (Matt. 10:8)

🔴 Red Flag: “Buy my book to find out what Jesus told me in heaven.”

4. 💯 Is it 100% accurate and consistent over time?
Prophets were never allowed “learning curves” (Deut. 18:22).

Stories that change or grow over time are untrustworthy.

🔴 Red Flag: “Years later, I remembered more things Jesus told me…”

5. 🧱 Does it build up the Church—or feed fear, confusion, or division?
Real revelation edifies and calls to holiness (1 Cor. 14:3).

If the message stirs panic, dependence on objects, or mystical fear, it is not of God.

🔴 Red Flag: “Buy special candles and pray to Mary so you’re not cursed.”

6. 🩻 Is the testimony humble—or attention-seeking?
Genuine encounters with God usually lead to awe and repentance (Isa. 6:5, Rev. 1:17).

If someone seems proud, self-focused, or theatrical, test it harder.

🔴 Red Flag: “Jesus told me I’m a chosen messenger to deliver this to the world…”

7. ⚔️ Does it prepare believers for truth—or distract with fantasy?
Revelation from God strengthens faith in the gospel, not curiosity about the afterlife.

Watch for entertainment disguised as spirituality.

🔴 Red Flag: “Heaven has chocolate rivers, trees that talk, and pets that never die!”

8. 🌿 Does it produce repentance, holiness, and fruit?
Real revelation leads to changed lives, not just excitement. (Matt. 7:16–20)

What’s the long-term fruit of the message and the messenger?

🔴 Red Flag: “No transformation, just more visions and tours.”

9. 🧠 Is it consistent with sound doctrine—or full of theological errors?
Christ’s glorified body has form (Luke 24:39), and God doesn’t “wait” on doctors (John 11).

Wild claims about Jesus lacking human anatomy or bowing to Satan = false spirit.

🔴 Red Flag: “Jesus showed me He knelt before Satan…” ← blasphemy.

10. 🕊️ Is it tested and confirmed by mature believers and the local church?
Real prophecy is accountable and submitted (1 Cor. 14:29).

Most false prophets work outside of biblical community.

🔴 Red Flag: “My church didn’t understand my calling, so I started my own ministry online.”

🛑 Bottom Line:
Truth from God will never:

Contradict Scripture

Exalt anyone above Jesus

Cause fear or confusion

Require money to receive

Shift over time

Fail the test of fruit and doctrine

“My sheep hear My voice... and they follow Me.” — John 10:27

⚠️ 10 Signs You’re Being Spiritually Scammed
(How to Spot Deception Disguised as Revelation)
“Test everything; hold fast what is good.” – 1 Thessalonians 5:21

1. 📖 The Message Contradicts or Ignores Scripture
If a person’s vision, prophecy, or teaching doesn’t align completely with the Bible—or they add “new revelations”—it’s not from God.

🔴 “God told me something not in the Bible...”

2. 💰 They Sell What God Supposedly Showed Them
If you must buy a book, course, or “anointed object” to access the full message, it’s a scam.

🔴 “Buy my book to find out what Jesus told me...”

3. 👑 They Become the Center of Attention, Not Christ
True messengers decrease while Christ increases (John 3:30). If the focus shifts to the prophet’s “special calling,” run.

🔴 “I’m the only one Jesus chose to deliver this...”

4. 😢 They Use Tears and Drama to Cover Weak Theology
Emotionalism is often used to manipulate. Even false prophets can cry.

🔴 “He cried so much... he must be telling the truth.”

5. 🤯 Their Experiences Are Sensational, Not Scriptural
Talking flowers, Jesus without a body, pets in heaven, or meeting Old Testament saints in a coffee shop? These are fairy tales.

🔴 “Heaven has chocolate waterfalls and Jesus hugs trees...”

6. 🔄 Their Story Changes Over Time
Truth doesn’t evolve. If someone adds new “memories” or contradictions appear, the whole thing is suspect.

🔴 “I just remembered something new from my vision 10 years ago...”

7. 👻 They Emphasize Fear, Secrets, or Superstition
Be wary of fear-based messages: “3 days of darkness,” “secret Marian warnings,” or needing holy objects to be safe.

🔴 “You need these blessed candles when the demons come...”

8. ⚖️ They Lack Accountability to a Solid Church
A true prophet submits to leadership and correction. Lone wolves with YouTube channels and zero oversight are dangerous.

🔴 “Churches didn’t understand my calling, so I went independent...”

9. 💔 The Fruit of Their Ministry Is Confusion, Not Holiness
True revelation leads people to love Christ more and live in repentance and obedience.

🔴 “People are more obsessed with the visions than with Scripture.”

10. 🧠 They Discourage Testing or Questioning Their Message
God welcomes discernment (Acts 17:11). If you’re told to “just believe” or “don’t touch the Lord’s anointed,” be cautious.

🔴 “If you doubt me, you're grieving the Spirit...”

🛡️ Stay Grounded in Truth
God doesn’t speak in riddles, chaos, or contradictions.
He speaks through Scripture, by the Holy Spirit, exalting Christ alone.

“If they do not speak according to this word, it is because they have no light.” — Isaiah 8:20