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I spilled iced tea down my crotch while I was driving I get out of the car and I'm just looking down like ah shit.

Next thing you know big guy is filming me saying

Bgfq: "Look adis. Pissing your pants in broad daylite deez jews got errybody all fuckt up."

D: "Hey its me dindu"

Bg: "yea dindu your push-ups dis mawnin i can tell"

D: no saint dindu. From voat

Bg: (walking away) "yeah prolly vote your way into africa except its here in america."

D: thats actually pretty deep

Bg: (walking further away) yea deep like ya mutha's box.

D: bye big guy!

Bg: ya kill yaself faggot!

D: (privately to himself) lol i love these guys.


Thank you for reading my voat fanfiction. So far I've only been able to write about big guy. Probably because I've heard his voice

https://headlineusa.com/alex-soros-and-huma-abedin-roasted-over-bizarre-penthouse-photo/

Huma... again.

Where is Mitch Rapp when you need him?

https://www.courthousenews.com/yemens-houthis-to-keep-attacking-israeli-ships-despite-us-deal/

Boycott Israel

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14687921/Smokey-Robinson-responds-sexual-assault-allegations-lawsuit.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490

Smokey Robinson and Diana Ross (underage at the time) are the real parents of Michael Jackson.

https://headlineusa.com/5-million-bounty-announced-for-capture-of-ms-13-leader-in-honduras/

Who's with me?

Because that is the jewdeo-christian way.

The christian needs more gutted in the streets.