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Happy Father's day, Kangs!     (tellupgoat_based_edition)
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Don't cock it up!
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Jewish lies to start WW III? - "Iran has already tried to assassinate President Trump on two occasions" - Netanyahu     (citizenfreepress.com)
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Spaniards turn water pistols on visitors in Barcelona and Mallorca to protest mass tourism     (apnews.com)
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Well, would you look at that! It is Friday again already. Man these weeks go by fast in the summer. It is time for the Friday Night Guitar Thread. You all know what this is by now. It is time for you to play us a tune. Music is for sharing. Get in here. Show us your musical chops!      (Guitar)
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Once again, it's time for the FNGT!

If you don't know how this works, click this link.. If you already know what's going on, you probably don't need to. That link will take you to another site to give you some additional information and tell you about some of our off-site features. That's also the site where we will host the weekly guitar threads, should Upgoat.net go down.

NOTE: That site is by invitation only. If you want an invite, ask a regular participant (such as @TheRealBuddha or myself)

If you already know what's going on, you probably don't need to click any of those links. You can still visit to see if any changes have been made, as that's also where we kept the archives and have a second forum.

By the way, we're down to just two of us. If you want to help, let us know.
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Doctor's orders!     (files.catbox.moe)
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Bring back the 1904 olympics     (img-9gag-fun.9cache.com)
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World War III alliances are lining up BRICS -vs- NATO? - BRICS members China, and Russia condemn Israel's pre-emptive attacks on Iran.     (www.zerohedge.com)
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The conflict between Iran and Israel is fake and gay.      (whatever)
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Let's look at the current facts we have regarding this recent fake feud between Iran and Israel;

Iran has already been bombed multiple times by Israel throughout the years, and even before the recent attacks, they have already been threatened time and time again by both Israel and the U.S that they will get bombed. You'd think with this in mind, they would have beefed up their defenses, but no. Instead, Israel managed to enter the Iranian airspace unmolested with a whopping 200 jets and managed to bomb numerous areas, including nuclear facilities, military sites, air defense systems, oil sites and managed to kill top generals including the Chief of Staff of the Iranian Army. They also killed numerous nuclear scientists. The total casualty was at least 80 dead with 320 wounded, with most of the victims being innocent civilians, as expected when it comes to Israel.

Iran's retaliation, meanwhile, did not target anything of prominence; the casualties on the Israeli side given to us so far are 10 dead and 180 wounded but did not include ANY high-profile individuals. Iran to my knowledge has so far not managed to bomb anything of importance.

It's clear the only ones who did any real damage so far are Israel, and that's always been the case. Here's a list of some of the Iranian Generals, commanders, and officers who have been directly killed by Israel from 2011 to 2024:
https://files.catbox.moe/tdv27x.jpeg

Meanwhile, the list of Israeli Generals, commanders, and officers who have been directly killed by Iran from 2011 to 2024 is ZERO.

Just like last time with Iran's so called 'bombing' of Israel, people are hyping up something that's entirely fake and gay. If Iran's government weren't controlled, Iran would throw everything they have at Israel in order to decimate them as much as they could, not just a few worthless missiles, targeting random areas with no importance or significance.
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detect AI writing      (youtu.be)
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Find the Label     (whatever)
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Bored at the supermarket by yourself or with the missus?

Try find the kosher label! Check packages for K or U.

You may be surprised what you find.

Fun for the whole family!
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10 Signs You’re Being Spiritually Scammed     (Christianity)
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⚠️ 10 Signs You’re Being Spiritually Scammed
(How to Spot Deception Disguised as Revelation)
“Test everything; hold fast what is good.” – 1 Thessalonians 5:21

1. 📖 The Message Contradicts or Ignores Scripture
If a person’s vision, prophecy, or teaching doesn’t align completely with the Bible—or they add “new revelations”—it’s not from God.

🔴 “God told me something not in the Bible...”

2. 💰 They Sell What God Supposedly Showed Them
If you must buy a book, course, or “anointed object” to access the full message, it’s a scam.

🔴 “Buy my book to find out what Jesus told me...”

3. 👑 They Become the Center of Attention, Not Christ
True messengers decrease while Christ increases (John 3:30). If the focus shifts to the prophet’s “special calling,” run.

🔴 “I’m the only one Jesus chose to deliver this...”

4. 😢 They Use Tears and Drama to Cover Weak Theology
Emotionalism is often used to manipulate. Even false prophets can cry.

🔴 “He cried so much... he must be telling the truth.”

5. 🤯 Their Experiences Are Sensational, Not Scriptural
Talking flowers, Jesus without a body, pets in heaven, or meeting Old Testament saints in a coffee shop? These are fairy tales.

🔴 “Heaven has chocolate waterfalls and Jesus hugs trees...”

6. 🔄 Their Story Changes Over Time
Truth doesn’t evolve. If someone adds new “memories” or contradictions appear, the whole thing is suspect.

🔴 “I just remembered something new from my vision 10 years ago...”

7. 👻 They Emphasize Fear, Secrets, or Superstition
Be wary of fear-based messages: “3 days of darkness,” “secret Marian warnings,” or needing holy objects to be safe.

🔴 “You need these blessed candles when the demons come...”

8. ⚖️ They Lack Accountability to a Solid Church
A true prophet submits to leadership and correction. Lone wolves with YouTube channels and zero oversight are dangerous.

🔴 “Churches didn’t understand my calling, so I went independent...”

9. 💔 The Fruit of Their Ministry Is Confusion, Not Holiness
True revelation leads people to love Christ more and live in repentance and obedience.

🔴 “People are more obsessed with the visions than with Scripture.”

10. 🧠 They Discourage Testing or Questioning Their Message
God welcomes discernment (Acts 17:11). If you’re told to “just believe” or “don’t touch the Lord’s anointed,” be cautious.

🔴 “If you doubt me, you're grieving the Spirit...”

🛡️ Stay Grounded in Truth
God doesn’t speak in riddles, chaos, or contradictions.
He speaks through Scripture, by the Holy Spirit, exalting Christ alone.

“If they do not speak according to this word, it is because they have no light.” — Isaiah 8:20

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Boomer fatigue is real af     (x.com)
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Hypersonic missile hitting Haifa. Unreal     (x.com)
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Sen klobuchar says the Minnesota man that shot the dem politicians was “politically motivated because of a throughline to abortion”.     (www.thewrap.com)
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https://www.thewrap.com/amy-klobuchar-minnesota-shooting-assassination-abortion-video/

What the fuck is she trying to say? He was an anti abortion radical leftist- therefore its the republicans and pro life people’s fault?
The gaslighting is going to be epic. Apparently the local authorities are refusing to release his manifesto, and we all know why here.
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A BIBLICAL DISCERNMENT CHECKLIST     (Christianity)
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✅ BIBLICAL DISCERNMENT CHECKLIST
“Test the spirits to see whether they are from God...” (1 John 4:1)
1. 📖 Does it agree with Scripture—fully, clearly, and without twisting it?
God’s Word is the final authority (2 Tim. 3:16–17).

If the experience adds to, contradicts, or bypasses Scripture, reject it immediately.

🔴 Red Flag: “Jesus told me something new that’s not in the Bible.”

2. 👑 Does it glorify Jesus—or distract from Him?
The Holy Spirit always glorifies Christ (John 16:13–14).

If the focus is on the person’s emotions, journey, Mary, angels, animals, or "hidden secrets"... beware.

🔴 Red Flag: “Mary showed me a secret… Jesus wasn’t there.”

3. 💰 Is it freely given—or being sold?
True prophets in Scripture never charged for their message.

Jesus said, “Freely you have received, freely give.” (Matt. 10:8)

🔴 Red Flag: “Buy my book to find out what Jesus told me in heaven.”

4. 💯 Is it 100% accurate and consistent over time?
Prophets were never allowed “learning curves” (Deut. 18:22).

Stories that change or grow over time are untrustworthy.

🔴 Red Flag: “Years later, I remembered more things Jesus told me…”

5. 🧱 Does it build up the Church—or feed fear, confusion, or division?
Real revelation edifies and calls to holiness (1 Cor. 14:3).

If the message stirs panic, dependence on objects, or mystical fear, it is not of God.

🔴 Red Flag: “Buy special candles and pray to Mary so you’re not cursed.”

6. 🩻 Is the testimony humble—or attention-seeking?
Genuine encounters with God usually lead to awe and repentance (Isa. 6:5, Rev. 1:17).

If someone seems proud, self-focused, or theatrical, test it harder.

🔴 Red Flag: “Jesus told me I’m a chosen messenger to deliver this to the world…”

7. ⚔️ Does it prepare believers for truth—or distract with fantasy?
Revelation from God strengthens faith in the gospel, not curiosity about the afterlife.

Watch for entertainment disguised as spirituality.

🔴 Red Flag: “Heaven has chocolate rivers, trees that talk, and pets that never die!”

8. 🌿 Does it produce repentance, holiness, and fruit?
Real revelation leads to changed lives, not just excitement. (Matt. 7:16–20)

What’s the long-term fruit of the message and the messenger?

🔴 Red Flag: “No transformation, just more visions and tours.”

9. 🧠 Is it consistent with sound doctrine—or full of theological errors?
Christ’s glorified body has form (Luke 24:39), and God doesn’t “wait” on doctors (John 11).

Wild claims about Jesus lacking human anatomy or bowing to Satan = false spirit.

🔴 Red Flag: “Jesus showed me He knelt before Satan…” ← blasphemy.

10. 🕊️ Is it tested and confirmed by mature believers and the local church?
Real prophecy is accountable and submitted (1 Cor. 14:29).

Most false prophets work outside of biblical community.

🔴 Red Flag: “My church didn’t understand my calling, so I started my own ministry online.”

🛑 Bottom Line:
Truth from God will never:

Contradict Scripture

Exalt anyone above Jesus

Cause fear or confusion

Require money to receive

Shift over time

Fail the test of fruit and doctrine

“My sheep hear My voice... and they follow Me.” — John 10:27

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Jesus was...     (files.catbox.moe)
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Weed control solutions      (Yardwork)
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We get insane weeds up here and preen only lasts a month if I buy the 6 month shit, Monsanto shit works but you have to spray every 3 weeks or so, what do you guys do.

I'm stuck pulling weeds an hour a day basically all summer because the shit I sprayed didn't work.
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May you live in interesting times.     (x.com)
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What would a strategy board game look like... good white society being attacked by a Jewish communist revolution      (AskUpgoat)
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How has a game like this not been developed.

Do it in 6 decades....

End of each decade is a round the white nation either holds its ground or the communist get a foothold in by the 6th decade who ever has more control wins?

No idea what game to model this after or if you make up a completely new one but the weapons of the communist would be obvious


Name of the game
Color revolution <<< good and obvious

Stated goals of the communist side destroy the family or patriarchy, increase users, increase multiculturalism, ban guns

All the main ones... I still don't know what it would look like play style etc...

A deck builder game might be super easy to actually make
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Aside from usury how do jews milk the goyim ?     (AskUpgoat)
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A fun isreal / iran theory     (whatever)
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Destroy Israel -> move to new Ukraine.

Or "Israel 2" as Zelensky said.

I think the zionists are genuinely done with the dot of land that is the holy land.

Iran and gaza destroy Israel.

"Oh my god its unnadah shoa"

The jewish people again stateless wandering....but this time its televised.

Ukraine gets bombed heavy too (while ((they)) sell expensive ammo)

Once enough Ukraine have died, organize peace, Ukraine is of course the most beloved country by the narrative... Helped by Ukraine offering tge Israeli refugees a home.

Ukraine that blood sacrificed itself to stand against evil russia...saved Europe single handed...

A state not just trusted with, but required to have an overboard military.

Khazaria returns
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T W A T ~ TEAM     (whatever)
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Spain is exactly where America should be on "The Fatigue Scale." - Obama alone imported over 43,000 Somalians that hate White America.     (theworldwatch.com)
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The amount of wasted oxygen      (whatever)
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They Even Plagiarize Being Jews      (files.catbox.moe)
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