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Duke's Real Mayonnaise

submitted by BulletStopper to Food 14 hoursMay 22, 2025 16:44:08 ago (+9/-2)     (dukesmayo.com)

https://dukesmayo.com/products/real-mayonnaise



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[ - ] Kozel 0 points 6 hoursMay 23, 2025 01:31:02 ago (+0/-0)

Soybean oil

fuck off lol

[ - ] letsgetit 0 points 8 hoursMay 22, 2025 22:51:01 ago (+0/-0)

Even if it had good ingredients, it's a processed food

[ - ] TakeRedPillDaily 0 points 9 hoursMay 22, 2025 21:43:20 ago (+0/-0)

"Dukes real mayonnaise, made with real poison, to turn you into real unhealthy, fat piece of shit."

It's so easy to make your own mayo at home with olive oil. I do it most weeks and literally takes 5 minutes with a stick blender. Look up a recipe, or don't and eat processed poison. I don't give a shit either way.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 0 points 10 hoursMay 22, 2025 21:13:36 ago (+0/-0)

FUCK YOU, HELLMANN'S IS THE BEST

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 11 hoursMay 22, 2025 20:20:02 ago (+0/-0)

Duke's Real Mayonnaise Ingredients: Soybean oil

Couple soy-free mayos I've tried. The Chosen Foods seems better.

Costco:
Chosen Foods Avocado Oil Classic Mayo, 32 fl oz
Item: 1564153
Details
Gluten-Free; Kosher; Non-GMO; Soy Oil & Canola Oil Free; Cage-Free Eggs.
$10.52

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07CQ9H6QC
BetterBody Foods Avocado Oil Mayonnaise, Non-GMO Mayo Spread Made with Cage-Free Eggs, Paleo (28 Ounces)
Avocado oil, Egg yolk, Water, Distilled white vinegar, Coconut palm sugar, Lemon juice, Salt, Ground mustard, Garlic powder, Onion powder, EDTA (preservative)
$14.49 $0.52 per Ounce($0.52 / Ounce)

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 0 points 11 hoursMay 22, 2025 19:49:34 ago (+1/-1)

Life pro tip: You really don't need lettuce or tomato on a BLT sandwich if you use a good mayo.

[ - ] Oz5711 1 point 10 hoursMay 22, 2025 21:32:48 ago (+1/-0)

got a nice ring to it too
"i think i'll have a BM"

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 11 hoursMay 22, 2025 20:26:26 ago (+0/-0)

Heresy!

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 0 points 10 hoursMay 22, 2025 21:14:45 ago (+0/-0)

You talk like a fag

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 0 points 9 hoursMay 22, 2025 22:30:36 ago (+0/-0)

What part of a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich do you associate with homosexuality?
...or is it everything in your life?

[ - ] jfroybees 0 points 11 hoursMay 22, 2025 19:38:44 ago (+0/-0)

It is absolutely the best tasting goyslop mayo on the market. Numero Uno confirmed. Homemade aoli is the preferred throat grease if one must. I've tried aoli with all the less omega6/3 filled oils, but they just don't taste the same. It's no wonder there are so many fatties waddling about. Tater salad, cole slaw, and so many other salads that accompany meals to perfection. It sucks sometimes, knowing. I do a lot of german salads to cut down on oils.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 11 hoursMay 22, 2025 20:03:05 ago (+0/-0)

Kewpie jap mayo is better.

[ - ] jfroybees 0 points 11 hoursMay 22, 2025 20:19:07 ago (+0/-0)

The difference between american and nippon mayo is there is more egg and sugar in the japanese one, roughly-speaking from memory.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 12 hoursMay 22, 2025 19:23:10 ago (+0/-0)

I don't know how much more real it is than any other mayonnaise they all are just a bunch of soybean oil whipped up.

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 0 points 12 hoursMay 22, 2025 19:27:15 ago (+0/-0)

I tried it and liked it. Just putting it out there as a choice. NBD

[ - ] jfroybees 0 points 11 hoursMay 22, 2025 19:40:43 ago (+0/-0)

Egg, whole or just yolk, make the magic happen, some lemon juice, salt and spices completes it.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 11 hoursMay 22, 2025 20:27:10 ago (+0/-0)

Here you go.

Costco:
Chosen Foods Avocado Oil Classic Mayo, 32 fl oz
Item: 1564153
Details
Gluten-Free; Kosher; Non-GMO; Soy Oil & Canola Oil Free; Cage-Free Eggs.
$10.52

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07CQ9H6QC
BetterBody Foods Avocado Oil Mayonnaise, Non-GMO Mayo Spread Made with Cage-Free Eggs, Paleo (28 Ounces)
Avocado oil, Egg yolk, Water, Distilled white vinegar, Coconut palm sugar, Lemon juice, Salt, Ground mustard, Garlic powder, Onion powder, EDTA (preservative)
$14.49 $0.52 per Ounce($0.52 / Ounce)

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 12 hoursMay 22, 2025 18:44:47 ago (+0/-0)

This asshole works for Chewlies Gum!

[ - ] Love240 1 point 13 hoursMay 22, 2025 18:14:27 ago (+1/-0)

Avocado oil mayo or bust.

Stop consuming machine oil.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 11 hoursMay 22, 2025 20:01:50 ago (+0/-0)

Sunflower oil mayo is okay too.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 0 points 10 hoursMay 22, 2025 21:13:21 ago (+0/-0)

Tried it. Maybe it was just the brand but it was too bitter. Back to Hellmann's.

[ - ] Peleg -1 points 13 hoursMay 22, 2025 18:11:24 ago (+0/-1)

Don't use mayonnaise. Salad Dressing for the win!

[ - ] HelenHighwater 2 points 13 hoursMay 22, 2025 17:43:24 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah. I tt's the only mayo I will use. Don't really care about soy, maybe it will fill out my boobs a little more.

[ - ] Trope 2 points 13 hoursMay 22, 2025 17:46:50 ago (+2/-0)

Read your comment before seeing your username and was like: wut

[ - ] HelenHighwater 2 points 13 hoursMay 22, 2025 17:58:18 ago (+2/-0)

I could see dangus making that comment.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 4 points 12 hoursMay 22, 2025 18:59:18 ago (+4/-0)

She's in the "I see him everywhere I look" stage, fellas. Dangerous stuff.

[ - ] Trope 1 point 11 hoursMay 22, 2025 19:55:51 ago (+1/-0)

Whenever I see your username, my mind goes to this guy:

https://files.catbox.moe/ez7ft4.jpeg

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 11 hoursMay 22, 2025 20:14:50 ago (+0/-0)

I am in fact an amalgamation of Captain Quark and Eustace Bagge.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 12 hoursMay 22, 2025 19:00:42 ago (+0/-0)

butter and it you had to do it during your formative years.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 12 hoursMay 22, 2025 19:03:29 ago (+0/-0)

That's not cool. Not stopping me from eating Dukes.

[ - ] MrPancake 5 points 14 hoursMay 22, 2025 17:10:56 ago (+5/-0)

Wife makes it from scratch; not buying soybean oil.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 14 hoursMay 22, 2025 16:56:07 ago (+0/-0)

Same. You can't go back to other mayos after.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 11 hoursMay 22, 2025 20:03:52 ago (+0/-0)

Kewpie mayo is better

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 10 hoursMay 22, 2025 20:39:16 ago (+0/-0)

Literally no difference in taste when I bought it.

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 0 points 9 hoursMay 22, 2025 22:01:03 ago (+0/-0)*

I generally like Japanese products, but Kewpie hype tastes like grade-b mayo with a lot of pickle juice.

Dukes is good.
Still prefer Hellmanns for taste. Maybe it's the cocaine hemlock notes wafting on the top of the pallet.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 0 points 10 hoursMay 22, 2025 21:15:05 ago (+0/-0)

Hellmann's is better

[ - ] Trope 7 points 14 hoursMay 22, 2025 16:54:16 ago (+7/-0)

Best to avoid soybean or canola oil, but when push comes to shove, I find Hellman’s.

Not going to pretend I don’t love mayonnaise. A sandwich without it is a wasted opportunity. It is the cohesion between flavors and ties them all together.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 14 hoursMay 22, 2025 16:59:06 ago (+1/-0)

Haha

[ - ] calx 1 point 13 hoursMay 22, 2025 17:56:51 ago (+1/-0)

How funny - I haven't had mayonnaise in years because I gave up bread (and consequently sandwiches) but I just flew back home to visit family and my mom made deviled eggs with this stuff and I was impressed. (Except for the seed oil thing.) Had a sharper vinegar taste in it that I liked.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 14 hoursMay 22, 2025 16:50:55 ago (+1/-0)

so... How's that job at Duke's mayo working out? kek

This is the only kind my wife will use. I do like me some Miracle Whip once in a while

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 14 hoursMay 22, 2025 16:51:59 ago (+0/-0)

The link is different for some peoole

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 14 hoursMay 22, 2025 16:56:10 ago (+1/-0)

Exactly what a sales rep for Duke's would say and I ain't falling for that shit, bud.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 13 hoursMay 22, 2025 17:39:38 ago (+0/-0)

I work for best buy now

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 11 hoursMay 22, 2025 20:02:17 ago (+0/-0)

Lol