What would you do if you had enough money to send half the niggers back to africa? - Upgoat

What would you do if you had enough money to send half the niggers back to africa?
submitted by MCDLXXXVIII to Jokes 5 hoursMay 8, 2025 13:35:57 ago (+29/-0) (Jokes)

Send them all back half way.

[ - ] ZenoOfElea 5 points 3 hoursMay 8, 2025 15:06:06 ago (+5/-0)

Keep the money and hang them all from trees.

[ - ] carnold03 4 points 4 hoursMay 8, 2025 14:25:04 ago (+4/-0)

Honestly? I'd buy a Starship from Space X, relocate to Mars after installing a satellite network to deflect sunlight from Venus so it cools down enough for future generations to consider terraforming it after I'm dead.

[ + ] GetFuckedCunt

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt -1 points 3 hoursMay 8, 2025 16:03:33 ago (+1/-2)

You spacetards want to try and flee to a light in the sky, believing it to be a solid planet due to jewish propaganda.

You then want to try to make this imaginary place inhabitable even though Earth was perfectly created for life.

There is no leaving Earth, there has to be a physical barrier holding in all of Earths gasses.

[ + ] Autismo

[ - ] Autismo -1 points 39 minutesMay 8, 2025 18:25:08 ago (+0/-1)

You can’t terraform mars retard it has no real magnetic field to maintain an atmosphere

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 4 points 3 hoursMay 8, 2025 16:04:37 ago (+4/-0)

I'd send them to Israel instead.

[ + ] KosherHiveKicker

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 2 points 1 hourMay 8, 2025 17:20:21 ago (+2/-0)

Perfect.

Weaponize them against Jews just as the Kikes did to Wester White Christians over the past 2,000 years.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 4 hoursMay 8, 2025 15:02:48 ago (+3/-0)

blub blub blub

[ - ] Darwintroll 3 points 3 hoursMay 8, 2025 15:46:58 ago (+3/-0)

Put a bounty on the nigger population. Money for each head they can prove. To be paid at the end.
They will devour themselves faster than Briar Rabbit; then I get to keep my money cuz they'll all be dead.
Win WIN Bigly!!

[ - ] drstrangergov 2 points 5 hoursMay 8, 2025 13:52:04 ago (+2/-0)

it's strange. isn't monrovia an african nation named after a US president? has this happened before?

[ + ] MCDLXXXVIII

[ - ] MCDLXXXVIII [op] 4 points 4 hoursMay 8, 2025 15:00:16 ago (+4/-0)

Had to look it up, but it is the capital of Liberia, named after James Monroe.

Here’s a star sticker for you, the good kind.

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 3 hoursMay 8, 2025 15:41:04 ago (+2/-0)

Liberia is what happens when you give free land to non african black americans.

I believe the old expression 'return to monkeh' applies here

[ - ] TheSimulacra 2 points 4 hoursMay 8, 2025 14:31:10 ago (+2/-0)

Make them each sit on a lap. Problem solved.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 3 hoursMay 8, 2025 15:39:43 ago (+2/-0)*

A fleet of the jankiest cheap chinese planes i can get my hands on.

Doesnt cost as much if you dont need the plane to 'land' anywhere on land.

Instruments and fuel only need to last long enough to get them far enough outside your borders that they cant turn back.

[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 2 hoursMay 8, 2025 16:09:40 ago (+2/-0)

Send back as many as possible.

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 2 hoursMay 8, 2025 16:26:05 ago (+2/-0)*

Sending them back to Africa is expensive.
Just buy .22 lr instead and spend the remaining balance on improving Whites.

[ + ] Trope

[ - ] Trope 3 points 1 hourMay 8, 2025 17:26:04 ago (+3/-0)

We can organize marksmanship courses for children and adults with the niggers as the targets.

Gotta act quickly because we don’t want to feed or house them leading up to the target practice.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 2 hoursMay 8, 2025 16:48:10 ago (+2/-0)

You're right, genocide probably is the answer.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1 hourMay 8, 2025 17:35:09 ago (+2/-0)

Cut a deal to save money and send them all back.

[ + ] Ducktalesooo000ooo

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 1 point 1 hourMay 8, 2025 17:52:30 ago (+1/-0)

That’s cow island btw.

Have you read about cow island? They got bogged down with all the contracts and such.

[ - ] racerxist 1 point 4 hoursMay 8, 2025 14:48:38 ago (+1/-0)

unsinkable liners,work well,we just need moonman to plant an iceberg.

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 3 hoursMay 8, 2025 15:42:12 ago (+2/-0)

Irish submarines.

Fly screen doors meam they live in the same place as the iraqi air force

[ - ] jooterblast 1 point 2 hoursMay 8, 2025 16:37:13 ago (+1/-0)

That's what I thought..

But what if you sent all the middle easterners and Africans 1/4 of the way.

Or save money and just get them 10 or 20 miles of the way there

[ - ] founder 1 point 1 hourMay 8, 2025 18:02:49 ago (+1/-0)

i'd take that money and invest it into tesla stock, then in a year i'd have enough to send them ALL back to africa.

checkmate niggers

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 58 minutesMay 8, 2025 18:06:03 ago (+1/-0)

Instead of paying them to go back I'd pay them to go full chimp out grois style and kill all the jews in america

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 3 hoursMay 8, 2025 15:27:57 ago (+0/-0)

Minding my own business.
Niggers manage their numbers good enough,some days even better.
Not a fuckin cent of my money would never "nigger" on purpose

[ - ] fnbs 0 points 1 hourMay 8, 2025 17:25:34 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds like a collossal waste of money since the jews control the flow of niggers into the west

[ + ] MCDLXXXVIII

[ - ] MCDLXXXVIII [op] 1 point 53 minutesMay 8, 2025 18:11:21 ago (+1/-0)

Who’s to say we deal with niggers first and only?

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What would you do if you had enough money to send half the niggers back to africa? submitted by MCDLXXXVIII to Jokes 5 hoursMay 8, 2025 13:35:57 ago (+29/-0) (Jokes)

What would you do if you had enough money to send half the niggers back to africa?
submitted by MCDLXXXVIII to Jokes 5 hoursMay 8, 2025 13:35:57 ago (+29/-0) (Jokes)