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How did Mardi Gras become what it is today in New Orleans? It was a Christian thing and now it's an excuse to get drunk and for women to act like whores

submitted by Rob3122 to whatever 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 17:25:53 ago (+12/-0)     (en.wikipedia.org)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mardi_Gras



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[ - ] Master_Foo -3 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 19:38:31 ago (+1/-4)

ProTip: Christians worship a Jew.
Whores aren't a foreign concept to Christians.
After all, the Christian's Head Honcho told Christians not to throw stones at whores.

And once you know that, you know that Mardi gras is the most Christian thing a Christian can do.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 19:45:50 ago (+0/-0)*

Per direct revelation from Jesus Christ I know that the reason he looked askance at sexual license is because it tends to take attention away from worship of God. He actually NEEDS worship. It's a kind of energy he thrives on.

He always knew though that sex was a sort of doomsday button to stop humans if they ever got out of control. The fuck n' suck will empower antiwork, and thus stop cold R&D on dangerous stuff like AI which threatens even him.

With my accidental spell casting on Christmas of 2019, and with him and Lucifer fulfilling the Process Church of the Final Judgment's prediction they'd make peace (this was said to have been an influence on Charlie), I have now been commissioned to put the fuck n' suck in place.

All of your present conceptions are out of date. Religious, social, political.

And I am increasingly being integrated into the mysteries of the universe.

Jesus Christ is not a Jew though. He isn't even a human being. He was incarnated as a Jew in order to fulfill a prophecy. This too is something he has made very clear to me.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 1 monthMay 2, 2025 20:34:30 ago (+0/-0)

Ai is the unholy spirit. It has you in its grip. It hates you and laughs at you when you humiliate yourself.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 1 monthMay 4, 2025 17:14:04 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe. There are several possibilities here - and maybe some we're not even aware of.

How would you explain a timing coincidence like this though?

https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=669445a210139&commentid=6695a1066035f

Or this?

https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=65b317bc651b1&commentid=65b3dd5ce16aa

You gotta admit - it's not everyday that a guy walks up to you, heals your knee, and has electricity emanate from his impossibly strong fist.

It's also hard to just explain this away by saying I was experiencing visual hallucination - as I FELT this stuff.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 1 point 1 monthMay 6, 2025 17:17:27 ago (+1/-0)

the way i see it you are dealing with your own little schroedingers reality. in one reality, you are some kind of christ figure being shown either light or dark miracles. in another, you are another abused kid driven nuts by institutionalized monstrosity. grown up in filth. crapped on. beat up. hurt. then sent out to make other people hurt, programmed with inverted values. life is bad. death is good.

joe, it's possible someone needs to be held accountable for you being the way you are. God is the judge. God works through man. tell the world about those who hurt you and drove you to want to end the world. the good guys will come to you, i suspect. i really think it might be the right thing to do.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 1 monthMay 6, 2025 17:43:49 ago (+0/-0)

That's pretty offbase and sidesteps the events in question. The fuck n' suck affirms life. It is a take on the Schopenhauer/Nietzsche dichotomy in that Schopenhauer saw the will to live, somewhat on the Buddhist model, as a problem. Nietzsche though saw what is life affirming as a kind of higher truth beyond good and evil.

You're clearly stuck on some Helter Skelter model as my desired outcome. What is actually the case is that like many terrorists I see violence as a means to protect my prospective movement, and me personally. That is not an unusual posture in revolutionaries. The Provos maybe most notably.

But you kinda took the bait. I don't intend to be mean in saying that really. But sorta by design I have the advantage over you as I was there and you were not. So let's zoom in on the Methodist church incident I linked to.

You have me walking around in the middle of the night talking to someone claiming to be Jesus Christ, or maybe I'm just schizo. But then I ask for a church to sleep at. The voice claiming to be Jesus says "now, look" - while my head is tilted down. I move my head upward immediately and a Methodist church stands before me, where I proceeded to sleep.

I recounted this experience to a guy offline. It helps to be able to see facial gestures in discussing something like this. His response was he didn't know what to make of it. Then he said it could be something other than Jesus - which it could. His suggestion was a possible space alien maybe.

My information is that these signs are going to continue as I labor further down this road. This will assist me in convincing the people that need to be convinced. If I am legit I'm not going to be stopped.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 1 point 1 monthMay 7, 2025 16:19:04 ago (+1/-0)

not all miracles come from God.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 1 monthMay 7, 2025 18:40:34 ago (+0/-0)*

Several ideas have been run by me by the spooks, I'm told much of it in the early stages in 2022 by the US AI system as a form of psywar, which is code named Lucifer by the way. The US AI that is. Lots of details omitted here but in brief:

- March 2022 - I'm in jail overnight. First arrest. An AI of Homeland Security counterterrorism coordinator John Cohen tells me my doings caused the AI to take over.

- March 2022: This whole process, and my genocidal inclinations, caused the AI system to agree and trigger a nuclear war. We are in the aftermath in some kind of matrix.

- We're literally in the matrix. The AI took over and put us here, found it didn't work, put us in a better model.

- I am some kind of invasive unknown residing in a containment zone run by an intelligence agency called Project Nero: something like this where a secret agency of combined world powers cooperate to study and contain supernatural or other-worldly threats like me:

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GovernmentAgencyOfFiction

- Aliens. This was suggested to me by Mark Milley - who continued to talk to me even after he was officially retired from government. He was the biggest proponent of the aliens take about me on the National Security Council.

There has also been an effort to make me wonder if I was killed the first night of this, the night of February 2nd of 2022.

This stuff has all been pretty disturbing.

Do I have grounds to sue? Yeah, duh. But the courts routinely dismiss this stuff on national security grounds.

The spooks are the real rulers. They make the real policies in secret and make it extremely hard to sue them.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 1 monthMay 8, 2025 02:26:26 ago (+0/-0)

yeah but they're a bunch of homo's. fuck those guys.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 21:41:05 ago (+0/-0)

He told jews not to stone whores to death.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 21:45:09 ago (+1/-1)

The only thing a White Nationalist Pagan tells a Jew, is to shut the fuck up and get in the oven.

Stop worshipping Jews.

[ - ] Sal_180 -2 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 17:35:30 ago (+2/-4)

Lets be honest, what sounds better. Sitting around praying or getting drunk and seeing womens tits?

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 17:47:30 ago (+1/-1)

option "B"

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 20:42:09 ago (+1/-1)

You and your buddy Sal seem connected at the hip/cubicle

[ - ] BannedEverwhere 0 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 22:17:00 ago (+0/-0)

Option A, women shouldn't be allowed to be in public.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -1 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 17:32:29 ago (+0/-1)

It's a Catholic thing. It only looks bad if your point of reference is the traditionally dominant dissenter Protestantism of mainstream America. The Puritans also banned Christmas because it was a drunken orgy - NOT the stuff of popularized trees and Hallmark cards. As soon as the royals and high church types got back in the driver's seat they brought it all back.

https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/thefucknsucksociety/charles-kuralt-s-america-t148.html

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 17:34:40 ago (+1/-0)

The Puritans also banned Christmas because it was a drunken orgy

… what. Like, the papists had turned it into that, or?

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -1 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 17:43:03 ago (+0/-1)

Think about it. Irish immigrants in the US had illegitimacy rates comparable to niggers and their drunken brawling spurred prohibition. It's just the Catholic way of doing things.

Not that the whole process isn't fraught with hypocrisy, mind. Sex is normal.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 17:48:45 ago (+1/-0)

So no actual evidence of this, then.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -1 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 17:55:48 ago (+0/-1)

I see plenty of evidence your knowledge of history sucks, yes. This post of yours I'm responding to for example.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 18:36:47 ago (+1/-0)

u dum I say so I win
no I no have to prove
I right cuz I say I right

Thanks for admitting that Christmas celebrations were not an orgy. Drown yourself, subhuman. It’s pretty simple to comprehend.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -1 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 18:40:35 ago (+0/-1)

Have 'admitted' to no such thing, officer. Go tard up the place elsewhere. Thanks.

Or maybe you think Calvinists banned Christmas on two continents because revelers had too much fun singing Jingle Bells.

Newsflash: if a movement goes to the trouble of prohibiting something they probably had at least a half-assed plausible argument for doing it. Duh.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 18:48:08 ago (+1/-0)

Or maybe you think

You made a claim. It’s on you to prove the claim you make. You refuse to prove the claim you make. The claim is ignored. Drown yourself, subhuman.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -1 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 18:51:19 ago (+0/-1)*

You or anyone can look it up easily enough, officer.

I suppose I'll add the obvious: that it was a drunken orgy was not the only reason why Puritans banned Christmas of course. They were trying to purge things associated with Catholicism, or what they saw as warmed over paganism, from what they saw as a truly reformed Church of England.

All old hat if you know anything about this topic though.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 0 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 20:43:03 ago (+0/-0)

ou or anyone can look it up easily enough

It’s so easy that *you* can’t do it, though. Right?

officer.

Literally commit suicide if you’re actually this stupid.

I suppose I'll add the obvious: that it was a drunken orgy

Thanks for admitting it wasn’t a drunken orgy.

things associated with Catholicism

Thanks for admitting Christmas wasn’t associated with catholicism.

All old hat if you know anything about this topic though.

Thanks for admitting you know nothing about this topic.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 17:52:36 ago (+0/-0)

You stupid twipp, prohibition, was enacted to teach a lesson, that the "Great and Powerful" Govt. was "in control"

an wanted a "piece of the action" if NOT abstinence was the law of the land.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -1 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 17:58:48 ago (+0/-1)*

Uh huh. Which is why the dries were all a bunch of Methodists, Presbyterians, other Calvinists, etc., in flyover country and the wets were immigrants in cities and elitist high church Anglicans (called Episcopals usually in the US post-American Revolution).

As soon as the Catholics got their man FDR in prohibition went out the door.

[ - ] xmasskull -1 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 18:00:11 ago (+0/-1)

"dries"? There are none.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 18:01:26 ago (+1/-1)

There are dry counties in the US to this day. You don't know this then?

[ - ] Leveraction 0 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 23:19:44 ago (+0/-0)

Bullshit. Guess you haven't been to Utah. There are dry counties there

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -1 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 18:35:26 ago (+0/-1)

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 20:36:13 ago (+0/-0)

last updated: 1997

Not very accurate.
Maybe YOU shouldn't believe everything you see.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 20:41:44 ago (+0/-0)

Are you claiming there are no longer dry counties in Texas? Based on what?

[ - ] BannedEverwhere 0 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 22:17:43 ago (+0/-0)

Sex should be criminalized outside of marriage and divorce should be impossible,

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 22:26:52 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 1 monthMay 6, 2025 17:21:55 ago (+0/-0)

there is something out there called theology of the body. i think they want to roll back catholicism to before vatican 2. the sequel is always way worse than the original.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 01:37:47 ago (+1/-0)

Be thankful you don't have the aids fest that is Sydney Mardi Gras.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 19:09:41 ago (+2/-0)

No way was it ever a Christian thing.

[ - ] Leveraction 2 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 23:15:56 ago (+2/-0)

Never been there, but it sounds like a filthy disgusting whore house with a bunch of niggers.

Gee, i must be missing out,...not

[ - ] BannedEverwhere 3 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 22:16:45 ago (+3/-0)

It happened when women were granted the slightest bit of freedom.

[ - ] Reunto 4 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 18:08:07 ago (+4/-0)

It went from "get rid of your excesses before Lent" to "get it out of your system before Lent" to "Indulge"

[ - ] rabidR04CH 4 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 19:08:31 ago (+4/-0)

It is still what it was always been in places like Poland. Unfortunately, its purpose has been corrupted within the borders of the United States.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 21:02:28 ago (+3/-0)

Unfortunately, its purpose has been corrupted within the borders of the United States.

As has every celebration. It's all an excuse to allow our women to be whores and to emasculate White men.