It's a Catholic thing. It only looks bad if your point of reference is the traditionally dominant dissenter Protestantism of mainstream America. The Puritans also banned Christmas because it was a drunken orgy - NOT the stuff of popularized trees and Hallmark cards. As soon as the royals and high church types got back in the driver's seat they brought it all back.
Think about it. Irish immigrants in the US had illegitimacy rates comparable to niggers and their drunken brawling spurred prohibition. It's just the Catholic way of doing things.
Not that the whole process isn't fraught with hypocrisy, mind. Sex is normal.
You or anyone can look it up easily enough, officer.
I suppose I'll add the obvious: that it was a drunken orgy was not the only reason why Puritans banned Christmas of course. They were trying to purge things associated with Catholicism, or what they saw as warmed over paganism, from what they saw as a truly reformed Church of England.
All old hat if you know anything about this topic though.
Uh huh. Which is why the dries were all a bunch of Methodists, Presbyterians, other Calvinists, etc., in flyover country and the wets were immigrants in cities and elitist high church Anglicans (called Episcopals usually in the US post-American Revolution).
As soon as the Catholics got their man FDR in prohibition went out the door.
ProTip: Christians worship a Jew. Whores aren't a foreign concept to Christians. After all, the Christian's Head Honcho told Christians not to throw stones at whores.
And once you know that, you know that Mardi gras is the most Christian thing a Christian can do.
Per direct revelation from Jesus Christ I know that the reason he looked askance at sexual license is because it tends to take attention away from worship of God. He actually NEEDS worship. It's a kind of energy he thrives on.
He always knew though that sex was a sort of doomsday button to stop humans if they ever got out of control. The fuck n' suck will empower antiwork, and thus stop cold R&D on dangerous stuff like AI which threatens even him.
With my accidental spell casting on Christmas of 2019, and with him and Lucifer fulfilling the Process Church of the Final Judgment's prediction they'd make peace (this was said to have been an influence on Charlie), I have now been commissioned to put the fuck n' suck in place.
All of your present conceptions are out of date. Religious, social, political.
And I am increasingly being integrated into the mysteries of the universe.
Jesus Christ is not a Jew though. He isn't even a human being. He was incarnated as a Jew in order to fulfill a prophecy. This too is something he has made very clear to me.
[ + ] rabidR04CH
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[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2
[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 2 monthsMar 3, 2025 21:02:28 ago (+3/-0)
As has every celebration. It's all an excuse to allow our women to be whores and to emasculate White men.
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[ + ] BannedEverwhere
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[ + ] Leveraction
[ - ] Leveraction 2 points 2 monthsMar 3, 2025 23:15:56 ago (+2/-0)
Gee, i must be missing out,...not
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[ + ] Joe_McCarthy
[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -1 points 2 monthsMar 3, 2025 17:32:29 ago (+0/-1)
https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/thefucknsucksociety/charles-kuralt-s-america-t148.html
[ + ] Tallest_Skil
[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 2 monthsMar 3, 2025 17:34:40 ago (+1/-0)
… what. Like, the papists had turned it into that, or?
[ + ] Joe_McCarthy
[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -1 points 2 monthsMar 3, 2025 17:43:03 ago (+0/-1)
Not that the whole process isn't fraught with hypocrisy, mind. Sex is normal.
[ + ] Tallest_Skil
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[ + ] Tallest_Skil
[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 2 monthsMar 3, 2025 18:36:47 ago (+1/-0)
no I no have to prove
I right cuz I say I right
Thanks for admitting that Christmas celebrations were not an orgy. Drown yourself, subhuman. It’s pretty simple to comprehend.
[ + ] Joe_McCarthy
[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -1 points 2 monthsMar 3, 2025 18:40:35 ago (+0/-1)
Or maybe you think Calvinists banned Christmas on two continents because revelers had too much fun singing Jingle Bells.
Newsflash: if a movement goes to the trouble of prohibiting something they probably had at least a half-assed plausible argument for doing it. Duh.
[ + ] Tallest_Skil
[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 2 monthsMar 3, 2025 18:48:08 ago (+1/-0)
You made a claim. It’s on you to prove the claim you make. You refuse to prove the claim you make. The claim is ignored. Drown yourself, subhuman.
[ + ] Joe_McCarthy
[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -1 points 2 monthsMar 3, 2025 18:51:19 ago (+0/-1)*
I suppose I'll add the obvious: that it was a drunken orgy was not the only reason why Puritans banned Christmas of course. They were trying to purge things associated with Catholicism, or what they saw as warmed over paganism, from what they saw as a truly reformed Church of England.
All old hat if you know anything about this topic though.
[ + ] Tallest_Skil
[ - ] Tallest_Skil 0 points 2 monthsMar 3, 2025 20:43:03 ago (+0/-0)
It’s so easy that *you* can’t do it, though. Right?
Literally commit suicide if you’re actually this stupid.
Thanks for admitting it wasn’t a drunken orgy.
Thanks for admitting Christmas wasn’t associated with catholicism.
Thanks for admitting you know nothing about this topic.
[ + ] xmasskull
[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2 monthsMar 3, 2025 17:52:36 ago (+0/-0)
an wanted a "piece of the action" if NOT abstinence was the law of the land.
[ + ] Joe_McCarthy
[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -1 points 2 monthsMar 3, 2025 17:58:48 ago (+0/-1)*
As soon as the Catholics got their man FDR in prohibition went out the door.
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[ + ] Leveraction
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[ + ] Joe_McCarthy
[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -1 points 2 monthsMar 3, 2025 18:35:26 ago (+0/-1)
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d5/Alcohol_control_in_the_United_States.svg/1920px-Alcohol_control_in_the_United_States.svg.png
Maybe you're drunk now.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_county
[ + ] xmasskull
[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2 monthsMar 3, 2025 20:36:13 ago (+0/-0)
Not very accurate.
Maybe YOU shouldn't believe everything you see.
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[ + ] Master_Foo
[ - ] Master_Foo -3 points 2 monthsMar 3, 2025 19:38:31 ago (+1/-4)
Whores aren't a foreign concept to Christians.
After all, the Christian's Head Honcho told Christians not to throw stones at whores.
And once you know that, you know that Mardi gras is the most Christian thing a Christian can do.
[ + ] Joe_McCarthy
[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 2 monthsMar 3, 2025 19:45:50 ago (+0/-0)*
He always knew though that sex was a sort of doomsday button to stop humans if they ever got out of control. The fuck n' suck will empower antiwork, and thus stop cold R&D on dangerous stuff like AI which threatens even him.
With my accidental spell casting on Christmas of 2019, and with him and Lucifer fulfilling the Process Church of the Final Judgment's prediction they'd make peace (this was said to have been an influence on Charlie), I have now been commissioned to put the fuck n' suck in place.
All of your present conceptions are out of date. Religious, social, political.
And I am increasingly being integrated into the mysteries of the universe.
Jesus Christ is not a Jew though. He isn't even a human being. He was incarnated as a Jew in order to fulfill a prophecy. This too is something he has made very clear to me.
[ + ] Drstrangestgov
[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 11 hoursMay 2, 2025 20:34:30 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] yesiknow
[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 2 monthsMar 3, 2025 21:41:05 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Master_Foo
[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2 monthsMar 3, 2025 21:45:09 ago (+1/-1)
Stop worshipping Jews.