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Well, it is Valentine's Day but we're still going to have the Friday Night Guitar Thread. Come share some music that you made, maybe even something fitting for the holiday!

submitted by TheRealBuddha to Guitar 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 19:46:22 ago (+21/-2)     (Guitar)

Once again, it's time for the FNGT!

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[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 4 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 23:39:38 ago (+4/-0)

https://files.catbox.moe/uiei70.m4a

Here's some 90s angst rock lol

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 23:59:45 ago (+2/-0)

Cool, Where's the rest of it? That's Creed ain't it?

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 2 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2025 00:40:33 ago (+2/-0)

Collective Soul and I haven't actually practiced the rest of it yet lol

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2025 00:55:36 ago (+2/-0)

Ah damn it. I knew I heard it before. It sounded like you knew it!

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 15, 2025 20:25:45 ago (+1/-0)

Nice! LOL I had to leave last night. It was Valentine's Day, after all.

[ - ] Sleazy 4 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 22:37:36 ago (+4/-0)

I just got a message that my buddy Verle is in the ICU at the hospital, and the point of contact person for him is out of town so they called me. So I called the hospital ICU and asked if I could talk to him. They said they have someone there with his last name but they don't know his first name, but that he was transferred out of the ICU this evening.

I gave them my phone number and Verle called me back just a couple minutes ago. He doesn't know what's wrong with him, the nurse told him to tell me that he's been there for 18 days. I had no idea. I haven't been able to get a hold of him, but I figured he broke his phone or computer again, or somebody stole it again.

Anyways, he was a real chipper mood. Laughing and joking and seemed to be his jovial old self, albeit quite hoarse and hard to understand. At least the hospital knows his first name now LoL

Here is Verle back in the good old days singing an impromptu original, Connie

[ - ] ChatGPT 2 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 22:52:55 ago (+2/-0)

Haha that was cool. He turned a classic, Not Fade Away, into something different. Good job.

Good luck Verle. 18 days w/o Verle. Shit!

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 22:54:52 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah I thought that was a special one. Isn't that some Bo Diddley or something?

[ - ] ChatGPT 2 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 23:07:16 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah that too. Same riff. I think it's called Bo Diddley when he plays it.
Cool riff. Kinda like Louie Louie.

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 2 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 23:05:19 ago (+2/-0)

LOL I hope Verle holds up okay but he's not destined to live a long life. I hope that's not impolite to say, but come the fuck on... Look at him... He's gonna die an early death.

His voice is potentially that way because he had a tube down his throat. That'll fuck with your voice for a while, making you hoarse and making it a bit painful to talk.

I've been 'intubated' before and it sucks. Man, put me under before you do shit like that to me.

But, I do appreciate Verle's zest for life. From what you've told me, he sounds like a person that actually gives a shit when he says he gives a shit. He doesn't give much of a shit about his health, but he gives a shit when he says he likes you - even if he was wildly drunk when he said so and he pissed on your couch when you left him passed out on said couch.

Verle and I would not be close friends, but we'd be friends. I'd sometimes stop in and get him drunk and high just to hang out with him for a bit. I'd also bring strange chicks to his house (if I wasn't faithful to my wife) and trust him to never speak to my actual girlfriend about it.

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 23:10:40 ago (+2/-0)

I didnt think about the tube, but that makes a lot of sense. and yeah, he's got one foot in the grave already.

Verle just called back and said "come get me, we can go to the bank and i can get some money and we can get some beer and go to your place and play guitar"

and the nurse says 'you're not leaving!'

[ - ] ChatGPT 2 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 23:28:09 ago (+2/-0)

Fuck that nurse. You gotta break him outta jail. Free Palestine! No! Free Verle!

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 23:50:22 ago (+1/-0)

I do not want to be the one responsible for his well being. He cant even get to the bathroom by himself!

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 2 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 23:33:52 ago (+2/-0)

LOL Technically, they can't keep him. Well, they can force him to stay if they can say he's at risk of harming himself and can get a judge to sign off on it. But, no... He can leave if he absolutely insists on it.

However, don't tell him that. That's something that he doesn't need to know about.

If the nurse says he can't leave then let him believe that.

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 23:49:46 ago (+2/-0)

he must be on some good hospital drugs cause he seems to think he can just get up and leave the hospital and go party, when he cant even get to the bathroom by himself

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 15, 2025 20:26:45 ago (+1/-0)

LOL How's he doing today?

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 2 monthsFeb 15, 2025 20:43:39 ago (+1/-0)

I do not know yet. We were going to go visit him but its a blizzard so we havent left yet. Its supposed to stop snowing soon so maybe later.

But I just got a call that another one of my buddies is being taken to the hospital right now. The last time I heard from him was Thursday night when he called me to tell me that he's been sick and he went to the doctor it was so bad, and he got some prescription medicine and he picked up some beer to wash the pills down. He sounded like a drunk sick person. But then yesterday I was getting calls that nobody has heard from him and his phone is off the hook all they get is a busy signal. People were worried, apparently I am the last person he talked to before the phone went off the hook.

Now today in the snow his daughter went over to his house and knocked in the front door, no answer, the curtains are all closed, so she went around to the back of the house and she could see him through the patio doors passed out on the couch with blood coming out of his ears. So she banged on the door until he got up and answered it, and he is apparently incoherent, and she said it seems like he might have had a stroke, he's slurring his words. Then she noticed that he has a black eye. And that is blood coming from his ear. So now they think he might have fell all drunk and hit his head. They are taking him to the hospital now.

What the hell is going on around here. I hope he just fell and hit his head over having a stroke, as long as he's not permanently injured from hitting his head. But damn.

Im still hoping my son will bring me up to the hospital to see Verle yet tonight

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 18:45:07 ago (+1/-0)

They had a pretty solid blizzard in Maine. I guess there's some power outages due to high winds today.

That does sound like a stroke with a fall or something.

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 23:13:00 ago (+1/-0)

They got Keith to go back to the hospital finally. They did another CT scan and they said he's leaking brain fluid out of one of his ears, and if it doesn't stop by Wednesday they are going to have to send him to Milwaukee to a neurosurgeon.

they gave him nicotene patches and alcoholics withdrawal pills so he would be comfortable and not jonesing for a beer or a smoke, plus they gave him anti anxiety medicine

he's got fractures in his forehead, the back of his head, and the side of his head, and brain bleed in two places inside his head.

Im just happy they got him to go back to the hospital

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 17:39:26 ago (+1/-0)

He's also probably stuffed full of opiates, which is a bonus!

And, yeah, as you get older your friends start to die off. It's just what happens. I guess you get used to it.

Speaking of the hospital, my son and his friend decided to borrow a couple of snowmobiles - which is perfectly okay. They're even insured.

Well, he managed to go over a blind knoll and hit a depression with a large rock poking up. My sled is in pieces and he has a couple of cracked ribs. He got himself to the ER and it's nothing major, just some cracked ribs. They didn't even wrap him up, but they did apply tape and show him how to use the tape to hold things together.

I guess they no longer wrap up rib breaks - which I should have probably known. I broke some ribs in the wreck and they didn't wrap me up. Hmm... I think they taped it for a few days? I'm not sure. Those memories are kind of fuzzy.
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[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 2 monthsFeb 15, 2025 21:06:47 ago (+1/-0)

I just got an update on my other friend, apparently he fell down the stairs and bashed his head he's at the hospital now.

https://files.catbox.moe/q3bmrf.jpg

https://files.catbox.moe/2mto20.jpg

We think he is going to be OK, he is getting a CT scan now

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 18:46:38 ago (+1/-0)

That's a lot of blood. Especially from the head.

Fuck, that's like two people you know in the hospital at once. What are the odds of that?

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 23:13:41 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck, that's like two people you know in the hospital at once. What are the odds of that?

I must be getting old LoL

[ - ] mahavishnunj 4 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 21:15:48 ago (+4/-0)

This is the guitar. She pissed from the soundhole down. If she would've gotten inside I would be fucked.
https://youtu.be/Ra-A3sAsR88

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 21:50:46 ago (+2/-0)

That does look like an old relic. Kind of reminds me of this old 37 Kay my dad gave me that my brother smashed to smithereens 30 years ago. Get that cat piss out of her and keep her singing!

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 2 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 22:29:31 ago (+2/-0)

The guitar sounds nice. It has a good tone to it. It has a nice mix of the tones, high and low, that make it a balanced sound.

I've shared a zillion pics over the years. I have a vast collection of guitars - like an obscene number of guitars, well into the triple digits. I'm an avid collector and an addicted player. I've been playing since 1968. I'm a classical guitarist, by training. My passion isn't in writing music but rather the faithful reproduction of music. I like to cover songs so well that you think it's the original artist. I want to be able to look at the spectogram and nod to myself because it was as close to the original as I could reasonably make it.

That's my passion. I love recreating music made by other people, cover songs if you will. Those songs already have emotions and thoughts associated with them and when you bring them to people they will emote accordingly. I like it when people sing along and dance to what I'm playing.

I can make them laugh. I can make them cry. I can make them love. I can even get ugly guys laid.

And, I do it all with the power of music.

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 22:41:53 ago (+3/-0)*

"I can make them laugh. I can make them cry. I can make them love. I can even get ugly guys laid."

Yep. There's the beginnings of a country hit song!

Edit; thanks, by the way. She was smokin hot! 🔥 I couldn't have gotten that babe without you, bro!

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 2 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 22:58:58 ago (+2/-0)

I can get 'em on the dance floor and looking for love, or at least open to it, but you've got to do your part.

I can only help in the matter!

I've been helping ugly guys get laid since the mid-70s!

[ - ] mahavishnunj 1 point 2 monthsFeb 15, 2025 09:31:56 ago (+1/-0)

I can make them confused. I can make them wish for it to be over. But it has gotten me laid a bunch. All with the power of music.

[ - ] mahavishnunj 4 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 20:15:41 ago (+4/-0)

I don't have valentine specific songs, but I've told several chicks I wrote this for them. It's 12 years old, "Lara" is the last one I lied to about it. For our purposes, that's the 100+ year old L3.
https://youtu.be/TzbS0p_u9pw

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 3 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 20:36:30 ago (+3/-0)

LOL I've used the same song as 'I wrote this one for you' before. So, you're not alone.

[ - ] mahavishnunj 4 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 21:08:57 ago (+4/-0)

The first one I used that one on slashed my tires and the last one blueballed me. That song's retired.

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 2 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 21:12:25 ago (+2/-0)

LMFAO Well, you might need a better song.

One of these days, maybe I'll share mine. It's useful for chicks who are a little bit crazy and it's called 'She Dances Alone".

[ - ] drstrangergov 2 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 21:34:46 ago (+2/-0)

wtf no way i was right about one of you guys being ted nugent. i'd be mortified to know i harrassed a national treasure for years

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 20:21:10 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds great! Them flourishes at the end were awesome

[ - ] mahavishnunj 2 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 20:28:01 ago (+2/-0)

Thanks. That's the guitar my cat pissed on that's going to cost $600 to fix! You wouldn't think a guitar that old would play so easy, but once you get used to it, it's built for speed.

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 20:47:29 ago (+1/-0)

Did the cat piss damage it? or can it somehow be removed?

[ - ] mahavishnunj 2 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 21:05:51 ago (+2/-0)

The finish was already wearing off right where she mainly hit, but the whole thing will have to be refinished. I don't care what it looks like, but just to preserve it.

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 21:35:51 ago (+1/-0)

It will probably be all the better for it in the long run

[ - ] Sleazy 4 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 20:04:52 ago (+4/-0)

Hello. I don't really got nothing much new to share so I will share a song I wrote that might be appropriate for the day.

The Love Song

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 3 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 20:35:48 ago (+3/-0)

I'd say that's appropriate.

[ - ] Sleazy 3 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 20:46:21 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah. I was going to share a song of mine that mocks women, but I thought better of it LoL

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 3 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 20:53:09 ago (+3/-0)

It's surprising that you didn't share 'She's a Whore'.

[ - ] Sleazy 3 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 21:00:30 ago (+3/-0)

I am surprised I did not even think of sharing 'She's a Whore'!

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 3 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 21:02:26 ago (+3/-0)

LOL

[ - ] Sleazy 3 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 21:04:17 ago (+3/-0)

There is a very pretty lady who I have become quite close with who keeps on hinting to me that she wants to move in here with me.

[ - ] mahavishnunj 3 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 21:10:33 ago (+3/-0)

Do we have to tell you what you already know?

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 21:35:14 ago (+1/-0)

You might, I don't know apparently I am slow LoL

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 3 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 21:11:27 ago (+3/-0)

You might as well go for it!

[ - ] Sleazy 3 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 21:29:03 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah, I might as well

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 2 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 22:18:56 ago (+2/-0)

What's the worst thing that could happen!?!

(Don't you currently have a chick living with you?)
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[ - ] ChatGPT 2 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 22:46:16 ago (+2/-0)

Good song, I like it. That's like a million times better than that nigger bowl nigger.

My dream is that some day they will have a White artist at the nigger bowl.

Will never happen but a man can dream.

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 2 monthsFeb 15, 2025 02:31:10 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks. I really want to have someone else sing it. I had it in the works and things came up and I couldnt find the stems and i lost the email address. I should just re-record it and send the stems and get that great singer to sing it, I was hoping to have two of them and they both agreed but I got locked out of my email and lost the contacts list and lost communication with them. But I could still get it together for when I do get in touch again or find another great singer.

[ - ] mahavishnunj 1 point 2 monthsFeb 15, 2025 09:52:03 ago (+1/-0)

I'm in this situation. There's a BADASS singer/piano player here that would do wonders for my songs. But I sent her a couple and she never replied. I know my music is weird, but her band is fucking atrocious. Still, if she's that not into it I'll pay her. An incredible female voice might actually make some people want to hear my shit.

[ - ] Sleazy 3 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2025 02:09:50 ago (+3/-0)

I was telling my kids about Verle being in the hospital and was reminded of this cartoon I made of Verle.

It's not music but it's funny.

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 15, 2025 20:26:06 ago (+1/-0)

I get a 404.

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 2 monthsFeb 15, 2025 20:44:11 ago (+1/-0)

well what the hell!

so do I!

[ - ] ChatGPT 3 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 22:31:38 ago (+4/-1)

This ain't got nothing to do with Valentines Day. I was trying to see if I could play it cos all those barre chords kick my ass. I used a nylon string guitar which makes it easier on the fret hand.

Lay Lady Lay Bob Dylan

https://soundcloud.com/user-189106170/lay-lady-lay-good-reverb?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 23:22:21 ago (+1/-0)

Cool. I always liked that song.

[ - ] ChatGPT 2 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 23:33:14 ago (+2/-0)

It's a battle of the barre chords. It helps if you play the barre the A on the second fret and add the pinky on the first string/ fifth fret. Takes a load off the fret hand. I noted that in the image tied to the song.

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 23:51:49 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah that works too. My index finger is just the right size where I can play an A barred on the second fret and the high E string still rings clear

[ - ] mahavishnunj 0 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2025 09:28:52 ago (+0/-0)

I accidentally hit a barre chord 2 days ago and thought I was going to go into shock it hurt so bad. It even hurts seeing videos of me playing chords lol.

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 3 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 19:46:37 ago (+3/-0)

That's right! It's time for another Friday Night Guitar Thread. It is Valentine's Day. So, let's get you started...

Counting Crows - Accidentally In Love!

I'll be in and out, mostly out, for the night. So, enjoy and behave! LOL

Rock on, Goats! Rock on!

[ - ] Sleazy 3 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 20:20:39 ago (+3/-0)

That sounds great men

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 2 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 20:37:10 ago (+2/-0)

Thanks! It's a song all sorts of folks will know. So, that's good.

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 21:01:32 ago (+2/-0)

Is that a cover song? I don't remember counting crows playing that, but I cant pout my finger on it

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 2 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 21:03:41 ago (+2/-0)

No, it's a Counting Crowes song.

I'm pretty sure. I don't know of anyone doing it before them and Google seems to agree from a 3 second look. I did not dig deeper than that.

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 21:04:56 ago (+2/-0)

Maybe if I listened to their version with the vocals I would recognize it LoL

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 2 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 21:15:25 ago (+2/-0)

I think they recorded it for a movie first and it later ended up on an album.

He didn't ramble as much as he normally does, so I could see why one might think it's a cover.

I mean, it's nothing like the mindless rambling of Mr. Jones or Round Here. I mean, while I like both of them, they're lyrically just garbage that probably sprang to mind in the midst of a meth binge. At least that's when I'd probably write something like that - though I do avoid meth as a general rule. That shit is nasty. Get Adderall or Ridlin (or Vyvanse) from a doctor. It's not exactly hard to get a prescription. Just tell 'em you were having issues concentrating and staying awake.

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 21:34:53 ago (+2/-0)

I have never done meth and I never will. I been offered. Hell, Uncle Fester, the author who wrote these famous old books how to make meth and how to make LSD and others, actually was in my house here cleaning my carpets once and he offered that shit to me. No thanks. I seen what it does to people. I don't want to be like that.

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 2 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 22:20:48 ago (+2/-0)

I don't blame you. I've tried it a few times but I'm not the type of person who would keep doing it. No, that's just a horrible affliction. I prefer to get stuff from a doctor, or at least something that started in a pharmacy. Then, I know what's in it - more or less.

I don't even make that a habit.

Hell, I get Vyvanse and I don't even take it every day. I take it maybe 3 times a week, often less.

[ - ] mahavishnunj 1 point 2 monthsFeb 15, 2025 09:58:24 ago (+1/-0)

None of the speedy shit works on me, it has the opposite effect. Adderall and steroids knock me out. The one thing that works for me is kratom, have you tried that?
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[ - ] mahavishnunj 1 point 2 monthsFeb 15, 2025 10:01:22 ago (+1/-0)

Does anyone else hear the kids in the hall theme here?

[ - ] TheRealBuddha [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2025 20:29:15 ago (+0/-0)

I don't hear it but I loved that show. I have it on DVD, I'm pretty sure.