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I drive a 2005 Dodge Ram that has never had transmission issues. And I drive like a complete asshole. I guess some of us are just lucky.

im in oz. heres the thing, and to start off with, i need to give you an expression 'you go into a new pub and think, im going to eat something different for dinner, you look at the menu, look at the specials board, and order the parma, every time' even when parma is average, its good.

Holden Commodore (chevrolet ss then pontiac g8 for a while, my last car) is like chicken parma on wheels. you test drive a bunch of cars in a dealership, but if youve already seen the commodore in the corner, youre buying it. even with the head liner sagging over your eyelids and the door carpet over the handles, that fucker is already going faster before you put your foot down.

Ford Falcon (probably closest to Crown Vic) is like driving a fucking beige cardigan. looks plain as fuck on the inside, usually the carpets and shit are good, but shit like cupholders are 'maybe we should put one of those in there. oh now we need to hide it somehow' - you put your foot down, and its like 'sigh yeeeeeeeeeeah, okaaaaaaaaaaaay, ill go quicker' you go to slow down, and no shit, same thing 'yeeeeeeeeeeah, ok, ill slow down.' does it, but whiny as all fuck.

think this is the third 'falcon' ive had, this ones a fairmont, same body and engine... but its got a button to move the pedals backwards and forwards and theyve all been average to crap. only upside from my $800 taxi yellow 88 falcon that got written off by a pensioner and paid out $3800 because the rims said 'ghia' fucking dont know why people buy them, and people doing burnouts in falcons is just as confusing to me as people popping monos on harleys, i know its possible, but how the fuck its done is beyond me.

also v6 shits over straight six forever.

I know this. I actually knew about this scam for a couple years. I also know that it's illegal in places which require it. Which will be everywhere soon enough. Definitely not buying a cucktruck if that's the case.

I'm tired.. and high. My brain replaced blinker fluid with oil. I'm just proud of myself for noticing.