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TIL I learned of Diesel exhaust fluid

submitted by Niggly_Puff to TIL 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 02:04:08 ago (+5/-0)     (en.wikipedia.org)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diesel_exhaust_fluid

What jew got rich off this scam?


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[ - ] iSnark 4 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 02:11:31 ago (+4/-0)

I'm guessing you can find this right next to the Blinker Fluid at most auto-parts stores...

[ - ] Niggly_Puff [op] 2 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 02:13:58 ago (+2/-0)

Just another hassle. It needs regular refilling. If it actually helps the environment then great. But I don't believe anything these days.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff [op] 2 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 02:18:37 ago (+2/-0)

Oh I just noticed you said blinker fluid. lol. Didn't even phase me, I thought you were cucking for this.

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 02:39:55 ago (+2/-0)

LOL... I actually stared blankly at your reply for a few seconds, praying that it was just irony... It's all good though! You salvaged it with this follow-up post. You're still the Man!

[ - ] Niggly_Puff [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 02:44:28 ago (+1/-0)

I'm tired.. and high. My brain replaced blinker fluid with oil. I'm just proud of myself for noticing.

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 02:50:11 ago (+0/-0)

No worries, you'll sleep it off, and be good as new tomorrow (or later today depending on your TimeZone. I think I'm heading to bed myself... Cheers...

[ - ] LookFat 1 point 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 12:19:45 ago (+1/-0)

"made with 32.5% urea"

It's literally piss water!

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 1 point 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 03:49:50 ago (+1/-0)

Absolute scam. Its urea. Synthetic piss.

[ - ] Cunty 1 point 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 02:50:24 ago (+1/-0)

Very good as a weed killer also, have tried it personally and can confirm it's the best weed killer I've ever used.

Nissan had some issues with the Def storage tanks that was a very expensive repair , moral of the story don't get one. My trusty old 2008 that doesn't have a dpf or any of that modern shit is still running fine and I will keep up with my regular maintenance until it becomes not cost effective to run, fuck em.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 07:01:13 ago (+0/-0)

50/50 bleach and water is probably cheaper than ammonia and water.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 09:02:13 ago (+0/-0)

They can also be mixed for even more savings!

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 02:25:06 ago (+1/-0)

In commiefornia it's illegal to sell or buy a diesel without a DEF system. Plus those vehicles regularly have to go through a computer controlled cycle where the engine revs up and runs for something like 5 minutes to flush out the catalytic converter and you're basically fucked and stuck where you are until it's done

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 02:21:04 ago (+1/-0)

been mandatory for heavy transport vehicles in the UK at least since i was over there early 2010s its just being forced on private cars here apparently.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 02:13:10 ago (+1/-0)

Answr: It's the same ones every time.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 12:30:39 ago (+0/-0)

Welcome to clown world.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 03:39:16 ago (+0/-0)

Are you a woman?

[ - ] Niggly_Puff [op] 2 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 04:25:03 ago (+2/-0)

I wish. Life would be so easy.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 04:32:12 ago (+0/-0)

Well since you seem new to manhood, I shall inform you that they make delete kits for this very issue.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 04:34:11 ago (+1/-0)

I know this. I actually knew about this scam for a couple years. I also know that it's illegal in places which require it. Which will be everywhere soon enough. Definitely not buying a cucktruck if that's the case.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 2 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 04:39:04 ago (+2/-0)

So you lied about TIL? How fucking dare you.

I am almost positive, if you get one that predates the regulations, there is nothing they can do about it.

I know of one company in the midwest that refits Peterbuilts with new old stock engines to get around the rules.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 02:05:52 ago (+0/-0)

Get a f350 niggly puff

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 02:22:27 ago (+1/-0)

i fucking wish my ford was as good as ford fanboys tell me it is.

owned it for 3 weeks before it was in the workshop twice for spitting all of its transmission fluid out.
damn things been well serviced as well, because it was fucking fresh transmission fluid it spat out.
and apparently its got more power than my commodore did. which is great, but either i cant find it or im just not noticing it. damn quiet tho and the climate control is nice.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 02:25:49 ago (+1/-0)

I hear this a lot. Ive owned fords. Maybe ibjust total the mustangs before they go bad. For trucks are good for the farm though. Never had problems. Transmission goes out if you run it into the ground in a field

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 2 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 04:45:25 ago (+2/-0)

I drive a 2005 Dodge Ram that has never had transmission issues. And I drive like a complete asshole. I guess some of us are just lucky.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 08:32:29 ago (+0/-0)*

im in oz. heres the thing, and to start off with, i need to give you an expression 'you go into a new pub and think, im going to eat something different for dinner, you look at the menu, look at the specials board, and order the parma, every time' even when parma is average, its good.

Holden Commodore (chevrolet ss then pontiac g8 for a while, my last car) is like chicken parma on wheels. you test drive a bunch of cars in a dealership, but if youve already seen the commodore in the corner, youre buying it. even with the head liner sagging over your eyelids and the door carpet over the handles, that fucker is already going faster before you put your foot down.

Ford Falcon (probably closest to Crown Vic) is like driving a fucking beige cardigan. looks plain as fuck on the inside, usually the carpets and shit are good, but shit like cupholders are 'maybe we should put one of those in there. oh now we need to hide it somehow' - you put your foot down, and its like 'sigh yeeeeeeeeeeah, okaaaaaaaaaaaay, ill go quicker' you go to slow down, and no shit, same thing 'yeeeeeeeeeeah, ok, ill slow down.' does it, but whiny as all fuck.

think this is the third 'falcon' ive had, this ones a fairmont, same body and engine... but its got a button to move the pedals backwards and forwards and theyve all been average to crap. only upside from my $800 taxi yellow 88 falcon that got written off by a pensioner and paid out $3800 because the rims said 'ghia' fucking dont know why people buy them, and people doing burnouts in falcons is just as confusing to me as people popping monos on harleys, i know its possible, but how the fuck its done is beyond me.

also v6 shits over straight six forever.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 02:12:39 ago (+0/-0)

Too mature for me. I've grown to become fond of modern trucks though. Maybe in the distant future.