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I know mouth to mouth but hopefully wont forget in those cases and just tightly pinch the nose closed, clamp the jaw shut while bending my face in real close and slowly whispering 'how you like these apples?'.
'Seemed to have had a seizure, officer'

I actually started CPR on a Black hotel employee. He fell down and cracked his head open on the stone floor. I didn't know what the fuck was going on when I immediately rushed over. He was unresponsive, so I stuck my finger in his mouth and made sure there was no gum or anything in there and popped his head back to open his airway and begin CPR, but then I realized he was foaming and it wasn't a heart attack or stroke, but a grand mal seizure and I stayed with him until the ambulance came. He is not a niggerish one, so he was grateful, but my company was kikelike when they refused to acknowledge my service in any way--most likely due to potential liability issues. Fucking scumbags.

"You in the red shirt! Call 911!" It's true though. If there is no one else to make the call you should do that prior to attending to the person for the reason you just stated.

I know. Force of habit. A-B-C.

Hilariously, "Stayin' Alive" and "Another One Bites The Dust" are easy ways to maintain proper rhythm of compressions.