TASTE IT! - Upgoat - "what's upgoat!"

TASTE IT!
submitted by lord_nougat to Food 7 monthsSep 16, 2024 17:17:18 ago (+32/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2024 17:57:25 ago (+6/-1)

Because "tasty green balls" was a worse option.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 4 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2024 18:30:23 ago (+4/-0)

https://files.catbox.moe/8it8au.jpg

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 7 monthsSep 16, 2024 18:52:37 ago (+1/-0)

Why is Phil Dunphy now The Hulk?

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 3 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2024 19:33:02 ago (+4/-1)

@DitchPig can certainly enlighten us on what it tastes like.

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2024 19:50:12 ago (+4/-1)

He should be able to if he were to ever take a break from consuming it.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2024 23:17:00 ago (+2/-0)

"I know what i did. Oh yeah, and fuck your lowballing contract offers you cunts" - Marketing company formerly attached to... whoever this company is. I presume.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2024 19:55:59 ago (+2/-0)

Welp. No more peas for me.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 2 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2024 18:26:38 ago (+2/-0)

The Tonight Show(Johnny) booked a guest who was a crossword creator for the London Times just to get the word "penis" on the air.
He talked about how British secret agents arrested and interrogated him in WW2 because three of the answers in one puzzle were "gold", "sword", and "Omaha"...
...(those were 3 of the 5 codewords used for the beaches in the D-Day landing. Utah and Juno were the other 2)...
But the real reason was because he had a funny story about a woman who wrote to his editor complaining about the answer to a crossword clue being "penis".

The clue was: "The _ _ _ _ _ (2 words) mightier than the sword."

[ + ] PoundOfFlesh

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 2 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2024 19:33:53 ago (+2/-0)

I bet that guy was a member of the Pen 15 club, too.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 7 monthsSep 16, 2024 22:08:32 ago (+2/-0)

🤣

[ + ] Puller_of_Noses

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 1 point 7 monthsSep 16, 2024 22:08:05 ago (+1/-0)

HTF did you know my license plate #? Washington State.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 7 monthsSep 16, 2024 22:38:21 ago (+2/-1)

My dog loves to taste his own peaness.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 7 monthsSep 16, 2024 21:04:58 ago (+1/-0)