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The greatest hunting video ever!

submitted by con77 to WhitePeopleThings 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 17:11:41 ago (+28/-1)     (youtube.com)

https://youtube.com/shorts/HgXivdpvL4E?si=WBCTDtJ4Ap-Hm3ma

the cave ape in me dances around a fire!


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[ - ] TheNoticing 12 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 18:08:38 ago (+12/-0)

Link without the tracking bullshit: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HgXivdpvL4E

Always remove the letters and numbers after the question mark.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 19:09:59 ago (+1/-0)

sorry. forgot

[ - ] observation1 1 point 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 02:39:35 ago (+1/-0)

Dude. Jewtube in of itself tracks you. The only thing you protected was op's association with you.

[ - ] Fascinus 7 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 17:19:14 ago (+7/-0)*

Bad ass!

I've always wanted to try that. Bow hunting is hard enough (for a chump like me anyway).

Also, heads-up, it's not a legal means of take in most US states.

Oklahoma Nebraska (thanks for the correction, @SumerBreeze ) seems to be the place, if this is something that interests you.


*Edit: Changed Oklahoma to Nebraska. Acknowledged correction.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 17:20:29 ago (+2/-0)

Oklahoma seems to be OK!

[ - ] SumerBreeze 3 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 19:05:38 ago (+3/-0)

While some states like Oklahoma allow spear hunting for smaller game such as frogs, larger game like deer are strictly off-limits.

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 19:12:42 ago (+3/-0)

You're right. It's Nebraska I was thinking of.

THANK YOU!!

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 19:25:05 ago (+3/-0)

Holy shit, they hunt frenchmen there! SACRE FROMAGE!

[ - ] doginventer 3 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 08:06:51 ago (+3/-0)

There are places you’re not allowed to hunt Frenchmen?!

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 12:38:16 ago (+2/-0)

Canadia?

[ - ] doginventer 3 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 12:40:29 ago (+3/-0)

That figures.
The doctors are saving them all for themselves.

[ - ] FacelessOne 2 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 21:26:16 ago (+2/-0)

When are we gonna hangout?

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 21:52:23 ago (+4/-0)

No homo this time!

[ - ] FacelessOne 2 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 22:44:10 ago (+3/-1)

It's not gay if the balls don't touch

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 17:22:49 ago (+1/-0)

Where the wind comes sweepin’ down the plain?

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 17:24:45 ago (+2/-0)

And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet!

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 17:29:30 ago (+2/-0)

I met a guy in FL that killed a wild pig with a spear.

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 17:50:45 ago (+2/-0)

Awesome!

That's actually what got me into hunting in the first place. Saw a video of some dude accomplishing that very feat.

Only later did I learn that it's not legal in most places.

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 18:44:02 ago (+2/-0)

I use a blowgun or a sling for small game.

My greatest boast is the time I used a ball from a bearing in one of my wife's old dish towels to tag a fox that was going after my chickens.

I'll probably never top that, but I'm ok with that!

I want to spearchuck a deer, I can get away with it here since we are so far away from anyone else that cares.

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 18:46:41 ago (+2/-0)

My greatest boast is the time I used a ball from a bearing in one of my wife's old dish towels to tag a fox that was going after my chickens.

Impressive!

[ - ] Her0n 4 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 18:59:56 ago (+4/-0)

Thank you!

The Mrs main concern was that she didn't know how to cook a fox lol

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 19:02:07 ago (+2/-0)

I never thought about cooking one. Don't know why... Dog is supposed to be good.

What did you end up doing with it?

Did you keep the pelt?

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 19:08:13 ago (+2/-0)

I kept the tail for my boy, gave the rest of the pelt to a neighbor who asked for it.

She stewed the meat, gave the entrails to the dogs.

The stew was OK, we have a few recipes now. The foxes don't come close anymore now that we have a pack of dogs between the four families here.

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 19:09:21 ago (+1/-0)

Nice!

There was one sniffing around my in-law's coop a while back.

Pretty sure the neighbors got him and I'll hit you up for one of those recipes if I manage to bag one.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 19:56:56 ago (+1/-0)

Honestly we just looked some up on google. Found some recipes instantly ok UK sites.

The euros eat fox more often than I thought.

There's a Cajun recipe from the Francois-niggers in "Loosianna" that sound enticing as well.

If/when you get one let me know and I'll be asking how the recipe tasted. I might hunt the bastards from time to time just to try new flavors

[ - ] Rowdybme 2 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 19:53:07 ago (+2/-0)

I like hunting. But I hate killing lol. I even throw all my fish back 99% of the time.

[ - ] Her0n 3 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 19:58:39 ago (+3/-0)

I enjoy the entire experience. Hunting primitively is the best way imo, you really earn that dopamine when you've been low-crawling and sneaking up on rabbits to get a mere 15-20 yards away.

Where I live the rabbits know humans = death, so they run before you even see them.

[ - ] Belfuro 2 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 00:27:54 ago (+2/-0)

When i was a young man i lived to hunt and kill.

When i bought a small farm, i lost all care to. I love life being born, raising it.

I even get someone else to slaughter my lambs now.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 22:29:54 ago (+2/-0)

Also, heads-up, it's not a legal means of take in most US states.

Well that's gay. Government fucking things up for everyone outside cities once again.

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 13:16:25 ago (+2/-0)

I've always believed that if someone is hunting/fishing for food they should be able to use any means necessary to obtain their food. It always seemed ridiculous to me that folks can't go catch a mess of fish to eat without jumping through government hoops.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 19:05:05 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 18:01:08 ago (+5/-0)*

Me and my son was in the woods hunting and we split up and I hadn't seen him for a while. I shot a buck and paralyzed it at the hips and it was trying to crawl away and I ran and jumped on its back and slit its throat. My son came out of the bushes and was like "WTF I've never seen anything like that who are you?" lol I said I told you that I'm a bad mothafucker, son. Git yer ass over here and help me gut it, boy

[ - ] BoozyB 4 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 18:47:54 ago (+4/-0)*

I did the same thing on an interstate highway.
I came up on a woman who had hit a deer and it was trying to crawl away with broken legs/hip. I put it out of its misery.
I waited with her until the HP showed up.
That was back when we only had CB radio to get in contact with the law.
The lady was both appalled and in awe. I think she would have accepted a marriage proposal on the spot.

[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 19:08:08 ago (+4/-0)

The lady was both appalled and in awe. I think she would have accepted a marriage proposal on the spot.

Was present for a kill that went sideways at a nearby ranch. Hog was screaming. Shooter panicked and noped out.

I calmly drew a sidearm and brained it right there and then.

Mrs. Fash told me later she had to wring her panties out after witnessing that.

[ - ] BoozyB 1 point 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 19:40:20 ago (+1/-0)

Great story!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 21:21:29 ago (+1/-0)

You made her wet, dude

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 13:22:31 ago (+0/-0)

My dad shot a deer once a thought it was dead. When he straddled it and started to cut it's throat to bleed it out it jumped up and took off through the woods with him on its back. He had to cut it's throat while riding it.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 15:14:06 ago (+0/-0)

It happens. I waited out a buck I'd shot one time and thought he was dead but when I got right up on him he jumped up and tried to gore me. I shot him in the face with my handy dandy .45.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 2 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 20:02:23 ago (+2/-0)

I am all for hunting.

But I think the kill should be as certain and painless as possible.

These weird creative ways to kill things where the animal pays the price in pain and suffering if you miss are not good.

Nothing to be proud of.

If you want to test your spear skills do it with a target.

How many times did you injure an animal's only to have it suffer in pain until you could track it and kill it before you got this shot...which still was painful for the animal.

[ - ] FacelessOne 2 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 21:31:33 ago (+2/-0)

Meh you are right and wrong.

Survival skills are best trained in real situations. Targets don't listen or move.

Animals should be dealt with humanely, but there are limits... we don't care about a fish's pain when we hook it's lip and drag it around... traps leave animals in pain and shock/fear for hours/overnight but are still essential methods of hunting game.

The thing about being human is knowing when you are being unnecessarily cruel.

Practical hunting is always a bloody, painful, and messy thing.

[ - ] Belfuro 1 point 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 00:30:28 ago (+1/-0)

When electricity fails.
Ammo runs out.

And your starving along with your family.

Youll eat these words and hate your younger, niave self.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 1 point 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 01:47:19 ago (+1/-0)

The cave ape just burnt its forest down and chased its entire herd off a cliff and wasted 90% of it.
We were always better.

[ - ] veridic 1 point 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 00:00:29 ago (+1/-0)

Disagree. I think this:
https://youtu.be/fJr7Ph5SGO4?t=37

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 1 point 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 19:17:47 ago (+1/-0)

The good kind of spear chucker.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 0 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 08:33:38 ago (+0/-0)

Everyone always wants to get the big buck with the big rack, but it's really the younger animals that are the best eating. If you are hunting for food, go after the yearlings, not the big racks.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 01:45:58 ago (+0/-0)

Holy shit !
That guy must have burnt 3x the calories that thing could provide him, just trying to get to that shot.

[ - ] JoesLegHair 0 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 21:15:07 ago (+0/-0)

Crazy how close he was able to get.

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 0 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 20:51:47 ago (+0/-0)

Atlatl do pig, atlatl do.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 0 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 20:00:09 ago (+0/-0)

Ugg, we all watch the same youtube channels.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry -4 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 17:44:40 ago (+1/-5)

Deer are stupid

You are stupid

Kill yourself

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 18:03:16 ago (+1/-0)

Easy there,baby-girl,back to your cave.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 18:46:53 ago (+1/-0)

Deer aren't stupid, you've never been around them.

Deer will stop external bleeding once they gain cover. Some humans can't even manage that strategy.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 21:22:11 ago (+0/-0)

You've had a rough day. Go ahead and have a couple more beers in the 9% range.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 21:22:40 ago (+0/-0)

Bucks know when hunting season is and hide in creek beds under the bank. They just know. I've seen it.