I work with this chick, and please allow me to set this up so you understand. She's what could be described as country chic. She's about ten years younger, pretty if not for being covered in tattoos, married a guy that makes 300k plus a year. I've seen video evidence of her going into the bar bathroom with other dudes and staying there for about fifteen minutes. Maybe they just went in for a private chat lol. She drives a crazy lifted truck, has two kids, and generally acts like her shit smells like roses.
Got it? Ok let's move on to chapter two.
Yesterday, they were on their way home from the place they hang out on Sundays. It's in the neighborhood, so they usually use a quad of sorts. It's a four seater. Kids are buckled into the back, husband driving, wife passenger in the front. Neither one were buckled. I don't know what exactly transpired, but they wrecked it. They wrecked it bad. Now both parents are in the hospital. Chick I work with got her face broken, a concussion, and several broken ribs. Her husband has a concussion as well, and maybe a tbi.
In a fuckin instant their lives went from redneck fairy tale to white trash trash fire.
Let me be clear, I was never friends with her, but always friendly. I fuck myself up quite often, and I've broken all my ribs, or had them broken for me. I do have sympathy for the pain they're both going through. The physical pain at least.
Now they stand to lose the kids, lose that 300k/year job. Lose their house, and they've already lost their health for several weeks or months. Ribs take a long time to heal and it ain't pleasant or easy. CPS will be all over this because there was definitely alcohol involved. Husband was/is working as a dentist for children. It doesn't take Bobby Fischer to see checkmate here.
Pride comes before the fall. Literally in this case.
Her mother came to take care of the kids. Problem is they were both unconscious when the ambulance arrived. That's not something you can really plan for.
If you get to witness it make sure you yell “HEY NICE SIDE BY SIDE, RETARD!” As their drunken brains get absorbed into [insert local to you shrub here] soil nearby.
That's pretty good money but I don't get what slurring rednecks has to do with it. Good for them for doing well. But they broke the golden rule. Everyone I know, and I'm a redneck and most I know are, -we put our seat belts on ESPECIALLY when getting in our side-by-sides(UTV for you city folks). It sounds like big job dentist city yuppie was driving like a retard and fucked up. You don't get fucked up and drive one of those with your wife and kids in it. If its you and your buds then so be it. They made a bad decision. Anybody can. I've made my mistakes in life. Everybody does.
Tourists from the city come here every summer and several of them die in 4-wheeler, UTV and motorcycle accidents. I saw one take off on a wicked 4-wheeler like a bat out of hell and heard him wreck a ways down the road and he died instantly. What a stupid fuck with no common sense. I came up on a family who was here camping from NY, dad had his wife and kid on a 4-wheeler and was going too fast and wrecked and killed his kid and seriously wounded his wife.
I'm redneck as fuck, with a dash of coastal hillbilly. I ain't slandering shit. I'm calling out pride. You can't tell me it not endemic in our, let's say, predisposition. She flew to close to the sun, son. She's a whore and she's cucking her husband out something fierce. He's not one of us. It's a fucked up situation and if I didn't describe it properly then that's on me. It's not my place to speculate on what she could've been, but she got a taste for gold digging and that mine collapsed in on her.
Shit happens. Her husband rarely drinks to excess. She often does though, and when that happens she talks like a nigger. I'm not shitting on rednecks, I'm shitting on a specific retard that happens to be one
This isn't a TV show. I'm not sure why someone would be so deep in someone's personal affairs that they aren't essentially having a relationship with or are personal friends / family friends with.
Yeah, that's the problem. Never drink and drive, especially with YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY IN THE VEHICLE. And with a 300k/year job, dude should have had several years worth of stuff saved up for just such an occasion. And easily been able to afford a PI.
Rednecks know that people like us are held accountable for the stupid shit we do more than anyone else. White, poor, uneducated. Everyone else slides and we're made examples of. Behave accordingly, and never give the bastards the opportunity to hang you. They'll take it every time.
I had 5 broken ribs last year. first week was rough. bitches in the hospital kept waking me up at 5 am for x rays and yanking me around. on the third day I told them no.
Bro, this was not a satisfying ending to read because kids are involved. I wonder how the kids are doing.
The whore needed to suffer alone, not wreck the kids’ lives. Anyway, the husband was driving so he’s the one at fault here. I bet he knows she’s cucking him
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This story is NOT going to end well....
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Not if you’re drunk enough, it’s not.
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Tourists from the city come here every summer and several of them die in 4-wheeler, UTV and motorcycle accidents. I saw one take off on a wicked 4-wheeler like a bat out of hell and heard him wreck a ways down the road and he died instantly. What a stupid fuck with no common sense. I came up on a family who was here camping from NY, dad had his wife and kid on a 4-wheeler and was going too fast and wrecked and killed his kid and seriously wounded his wife.
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She's a whore and she's cucking her husband out something fierce. He's not one of us. It's a fucked up situation and if I didn't describe it properly then that's on me. It's not my place to speculate on what she could've been, but she got a taste for gold digging and that mine collapsed in on her.
Shit happens. Her husband rarely drinks to excess. She often does though, and when that happens she talks like a nigger. I'm not shitting on rednecks, I'm shitting on a specific retard that happens to be one
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Yeah, that's the problem. Never drink and drive, especially with YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY IN THE VEHICLE. And with a 300k/year job, dude should have had several years worth of stuff saved up for just such an occasion. And easily been able to afford a PI.
I'm calling low-IQ here.
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The whore needed to suffer alone, not wreck the kids’ lives. Anyway, the husband was driving so he’s the one at fault here. I bet he knows she’s cucking him
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