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Today I was at the bookstore

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 15:52:51 ago (+22/-0)     (Jokes)

As I was wandering around, the clerk stopped me and offered to help me. I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"

The clerk angrily replied, "Fuck off! Get out and stay out!"

I said, "Yes! That's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"


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[ - ] Hobama 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 21:08:45 ago (+2/-0)

Instead of catch and release just institute catch and heavy physical labor for life. Hey there amigo, lets go to the logging camp where you will get 3 meals per day and a bunk, heres your mandatory subdermal tracker and micro explosive. Stop by at 5 for your mandatory neutering.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 23:17:22 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe the Border Patrol should try "catch and decease".
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[ - ] Hobama 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2024 19:17:36 ago (+1/-0)

All for it. Should be an automatic execution on sight. I was thinking of how to make then more useful.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 20:24:12 ago (+2/-1)

Trump was so dedicated to his immigration policy that he built the wall he promised he would build during his campaign. It was so successful that no illegal immigrants entered the US through the southern border, and the spent the rest of his presidency deporting aliens back to Central America.

This, of course, is conservative fan fiction, and it never happened that way. On the other hand, there are still chumps who believe in an alternate reality and think Trump will finally deliver on his 2016 campaign promises and that he hasn't deviated in any way from his much earlier rhetoric.

Which one to believe? The fantasy, or reality?

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 20:55:54 ago (+2/-0)

You had me at Red Flag laws.

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 22:54:55 ago (+3/-0)

You had me at "The clintons are good people."

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 18:12:20 ago (+2/-0)

You can change it up to David Duke's copy of a book about niggers and what we need to do to survive and it'd be much funnier.

[ - ] Hobama 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 21:02:17 ago (+2/-0)

I have a much shorter book called TND. It only call for one single thing and solves a whole lot of issues.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 18:05:06 ago (+2/-0)

Obama actually deported many more illegals than Trump did, but Trump was trying to prevent them from getting here in the first place.

[ - ] Panic 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 17:06:59 ago (+2/-0)

Classic. Never gets old.

[ - ] JustALover 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 16:51:59 ago (+2/-0)

I saw that coming, but it was funny anyway.