submitted by Centaurus to Jokes2 monthsFeb 17, 2024 15:52:51 ago (+22/-0) (Jokes)
As I was wandering around, the clerk stopped me and offered to help me. I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"
The clerk angrily replied, "Fuck off! Get out and stay out!"
I said, "Yes! That's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
Instead of catch and release just institute catch and heavy physical labor for life. Hey there amigo, lets go to the logging camp where you will get 3 meals per day and a bunk, heres your mandatory subdermal tracker and micro explosive. Stop by at 5 for your mandatory neutering.
Trump was so dedicated to his immigration policy that he built the wall he promised he would build during his campaign. It was so successful that no illegal immigrants entered the US through the southern border, and the spent the rest of his presidency deporting aliens back to Central America.
This, of course, is conservative fan fiction, and it never happened that way. On the other hand, there are still chumps who believe in an alternate reality and think Trump will finally deliver on his 2016 campaign promises and that he hasn't deviated in any way from his much earlier rhetoric.
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This, of course, is conservative fan fiction, and it never happened that way. On the other hand, there are still chumps who believe in an alternate reality and think Trump will finally deliver on his 2016 campaign promises and that he hasn't deviated in any way from his much earlier rhetoric.
Which one to believe? The fantasy, or reality?
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