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World Economic Forum Concludes Event With Virgin Sacrifice To Weather Gods To Prevent Climate Change

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 1.3 yearsJan 18, 2024 18:23:22 ago (+21/-2)     (babylonbee.com)

https://babylonbee.com/news/world-economic-forum-concludes-event-with-virgin-sacrifice-to-weather-gods-to-prevent-climate-change/



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[ - ] Peleg 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 18, 2024 23:03:25 ago (+0/-0)

Now the wef is suing the babylon bee for sneaking into their meeting!

[ - ] Clubberlang [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2024 22:16:28 ago (+0/-0)

Oyyyyyyim Goyim!

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 18, 2024 22:13:14 ago (+0/-0)

There are actual nefarious plans the WEF are actively engaged in, OP is a nigger that posts parody news to hide their actual plans.

What a tin foil buttplug.

[ - ] Clubberlang [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2024 22:17:31 ago (+0/-0)

What a tin foil buttplug

Don't accuse me of doing something you insert daily.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 18, 2024 21:54:20 ago (+1/-0)

That's a bullshit story. Nobody in the wef even Knows a virgin that they could sacrifice!

[ - ] TheYiddler 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 19, 2024 06:34:35 ago (+1/-0)

Epstein's successor keeps them well stocked.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 18, 2024 20:20:12 ago (+1/-0)

Does sacrificing minorities count towards DEI goals?

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 18, 2024 21:30:39 ago (+0/-0)

I think war is how god entertains hisself. I mean he created life and life only exists by killing other life. Life is violent and ruthless. Humans are the smartest creatures on earth with the most advanced weapons of war. It’s gotta be entertainment. Blood for our creator. Thank you god.

[ - ] Clubberlang [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2024 22:18:59 ago (+0/-0)

No it'll only count toward reducing c02 levels and fried chicken intake.