TFW You're Having A Good Day As Vet Working For Fish And Wildlife In Florida... - Upgoat

TFW You're Having A Good Day As Vet Working For Fish And Wildlife In Florida...
submitted by BulletStopper to Military 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2023 12:39:33 ago (+14/-0) (www.youtube.com)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6Ddp0R8ZX-Q

...the grass starts speaking Vietnamese, and the PTSD and Creedence both kick in at the same time.

"If they run, they’re VC! If they stand still, they're well disciplined VC! Ya just don't lead them as much!"

(When firing at stationary targets from a moving platform, an experienced gunner will use a "negative lead", aiming behind them to account for his own forward movement. Don't ask how I know that.)

Bonus Track: https://youtu.be/fTAOLmEba4I?list=PLMynaxX_I0z_v9jPoitJKpcq0gGphb6Ic&t=30

("I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees. But for some fucking reason, they speak vietnamese.")

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[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2023 14:43:17 ago (+3/-0)

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[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2023 18:02:34 ago (+2/-0)

TFW you come back to the landing and your truck and trailer are both on fire.

[ + ] Hand_Of_Node

[ - ] Hand_Of_Node 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2023 17:29:01 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like free gater food to me.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2023 22:26:36 ago (+1/-0)

I mean anyone can tell me what they think I should do.

Ultimately they'll be told to go fuck themselves as they look at me with a blank stare.

Are we done now? Good. Fuck off.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 20, 2023 00:27:34 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] ProudRebel 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2023 13:48:38 ago (+2/-0)

How do you know that?

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2023 14:29:29 ago (+3/-1)

Nice try, zipperhead. The rebel flag. The "ProudRebel" tag.

But all I hear is: "Làm sao bạn biết điều đó?"

Back out slowly, exactly the same way you came in, stepping in the same footprints.

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2023 19:04:18 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 20, 2023 10:01:45 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2023 12:43:55 ago (+1/-0)*

And the women and children too!

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2023 13:28:07 ago (+2/-1)*

You're either hangin' on the cross, or poundin' in the nails, porkchop.

Choose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niCG-LDrN9Q

[ + ] HelenHighwater