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TFW You're Having A Good Day As Vet Working For Fish And Wildlife In Florida...

submitted by BulletStopper to Military 8 monthsSep 19, 2023 12:39:33 ago (+14/-0)     (www.youtube.com)

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6Ddp0R8ZX-Q

...the grass starts speaking Vietnamese, and the PTSD and Creedence both kick in at the same time.

"If they run, they’re VC! If they stand still, they're well disciplined VC! Ya just don't lead them as much!"

(When firing at stationary targets from a moving platform, an experienced gunner will use a "negative lead", aiming behind them to account for his own forward movement. Don't ask how I know that.)

Bonus Track: https://youtu.be/fTAOLmEba4I?list=PLMynaxX_I0z_v9jPoitJKpcq0gGphb6Ic&t=30

("I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees. But for some fucking reason, they speak vietnamese.")


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[ - ] deleted 3 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2023 14:43:17 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 2 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2023 18:02:34 ago (+2/-0)

TFW you come back to the landing and your truck and trailer are both on fire.

[ - ] Hand_Of_Node 1 point 8 monthsSep 19, 2023 17:29:01 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like free gater food to me.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 8 monthsSep 19, 2023 22:26:36 ago (+1/-0)

I mean anyone can tell me what they think I should do.

Ultimately they'll be told to go fuck themselves as they look at me with a blank stare.

Are we done now? Good. Fuck off.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 8 monthsSep 20, 2023 00:27:34 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] ProudRebel 2 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2023 13:48:38 ago (+2/-0)

How do you know that?

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 2 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2023 14:29:29 ago (+3/-1)

Nice try, zipperhead. The rebel flag. The "ProudRebel" tag.

But all I hear is: "Làm sao bạn biết điều đó?"

Back out slowly, exactly the same way you came in, stepping in the same footprints.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 8 monthsSep 19, 2023 19:04:18 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 8 monthsSep 20, 2023 10:01:45 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 8 monthsSep 20, 2023 00:27:03 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 0 points 8 monthsSep 20, 2023 09:09:51 ago (+0/-0)

Clearly, they are not afraid. Whose fault is that? Be the change you want to see.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 8 monthsSep 19, 2023 22:24:37 ago (+1/-0)

Aye loves me some Florida marshland not a jew or nog in site.

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 1 point 8 monthsSep 19, 2023 22:50:08 ago (+1/-0)

That's just what they want you to think! Best to light up the tall grass and treeline with a flamethrower.

Just to be sure.

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 8 monthsSep 19, 2023 14:28:42 ago (+1/-0)

Why is he doing all that climate change?

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 1 point 8 monthsSep 19, 2023 14:31:35 ago (+2/-1)

Obviously you have never burned down somebody else's ecosystem.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 8 monthsSep 19, 2023 22:27:47 ago (+1/-0)

He's protecting the wildlife from dangerhairs

[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 8 monthsSep 19, 2023 12:43:55 ago (+1/-0)*

And the women and children too!

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 1 point 8 monthsSep 19, 2023 13:28:07 ago (+2/-1)*

You're either hangin' on the cross, or poundin' in the nails, porkchop.

Choose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niCG-LDrN9Q

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2023 15:41:46 ago (+0/-0)

Whoa whoa...I was hanging six when that shit went down.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2023 22:28:15 ago (+0/-0)

👍

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2023 22:25:06 ago (+0/-0)

Platoon is a good movie