submitted by Centaurus to Jokes1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 22:06:35 ago (+16/-0) (Jokes)
An old man is lying on his death bed in his family’s home. All of a sudden, he gets a whiff of the best thing he’s ever smelled.
“What is that glorious smell?? I know that smell. Oh lord, it’s my daughters famous brisket.”
A few minutes go by, and his grandson comes into his room. “Grandson, please go get me a plate of your mothers brisket. I want nothing more in this world than I want a plate of that brisket for my last meal.”
“OK, grandpa.”
10 minutes pass and his grandson comes back empty handed.
“My boy, where is the brisket? I don’t have much time left and that’s the only thing I want.”
“Sorry, Grandpa... Mom says that that’s for after the funeral.”
Okay. I laughed out loud at this enough to where my wife wanted to know what was so funny. She thought it was pretty funny too. Up until I said it's not that realistic cause women can't cook good brisket
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The message was the same though