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An old man is lying on his death bed in his family’s home. All of a sudden, he gets a whiff of the best thing he’s ever smelled.

“What is that glorious smell?? I know that smell. Oh lord, it’s my daughters famous brisket.”

A few minutes go by, and his grandson comes into his room. “Grandson, please go get me a plate of your mothers brisket. I want nothing more in this world than I want a plate of that brisket for my last meal.”

“OK, grandpa.”

10 minutes pass and his grandson comes back empty handed.

“My boy, where is the brisket? I don’t have much time left and that’s the only thing I want.”

“Sorry, Grandpa... Mom says that that’s for after the funeral.”