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Explain this, faggots

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to ShowerThoughts 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 08:06:41 ago (+24/-1)     (ShowerThoughts)

If dragons aren't real, then what the fuck inspired the numb nuts that named the dragonfly?

Checkmate mother fuckers.


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[ - ] Name 13 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 08:19:54 ago (+13/-0)

To name something dragon-fly is to imply that dragons did not fly. It would be like calling something a fish-swim.

King me.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 10 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 08:42:44 ago (+10/-0)

Ok, but does a flying fish not also swim?

[ - ] Name 8 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 08:57:05 ago (+8/-0)

Yes, ducks also swim.

You’re going to need to capture some flying squirrels and get access to an inground pool if you really want to prove your point.

[ - ] deleted 5 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 10:03:13 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] AryanPrime 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 10:36:42 ago (+2/-0)

nah, not possible

See if dragons did exist their bones were hollow like a birds, hollow bones that big would have too much air in them, preventing any "diving" into water by dragons because they would just float, so techncially dragons would have "floated" not swam, does floating make you a fish?

[ - ] mannerbund 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 11:29:13 ago (+2/-0)

When I am in the water on the surface I am swimming. When I am under the water I am diving.

Clearly the dragons would have swam and not dived.

[ - ] Name 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 17:43:33 ago (+0/-0)

So around noon today a Black Crowned Night Heron flew over head with a Flounder in its mouth, like 10 feet overhead. The fish in its mouth was so large it couldn't gain altitude.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 17:36:23 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 11:43:29 ago (+0/-0)

Naw a fly is a type of bug and not used as a verb.

[ - ] DanielR 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 12:29:03 ago (+0/-0)

they used the word "fly" as a noum, describing the insect named fly. Not the action of flying

[ - ] Name 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 20:11:03 ago (+0/-0)

I never said I was smart. Only clever.

[ - ] dulcima 4 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 08:54:30 ago (+4/-0)

Interesting too that dragons are part of both European and Asian cultures.

[ - ] CHIRO 7 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 09:13:52 ago (+7/-0)

The dragons accelerated the evolution of Europeans and Asians, and God punished them for this, making them to crawl on their bellies. :)

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 3 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 09:05:56 ago (+3/-0)

Makes sense; there are dinosaur bones everywhere and only whites and Asians engaged in large scale building projects. Easily would have unearthed the fossils and come up with explanations for them.

[ - ] AryanPrime 3 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 10:37:52 ago (+3/-0)

except most dragons would not have fossilized unless is specific conditions, something that big would need hollow bones like birds to fly

hence why birds don't really fossilize, not enough substance there to do anything but decay and rot

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 13:15:36 ago (+0/-0)

Dragons don’t exist… they’re an explanation for dinosaur bones. Pteranosaurs fossilized, by the way.

[ - ] TheBigMan 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 16:26:17 ago (+0/-0)

Explain pterodactyls.....

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 3 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 08:17:51 ago (+3/-0)

Solid logic.

[ - ] FacelessOne 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 12:05:13 ago (+2/-0)

Dinosaurs are fake and gay

Clearly they are covering up the nephilim and the GMO monsters they created.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 11:44:18 ago (+2/-0)

Having watched How to Train Your Dragon many times, I'd like to say I'm an expert on the matter.

Clearly, when dragons returned to Heaven, on that final day of parting Man took note of a small bug that always did seem to appear and hang around where dragons migrated to.

Thus, one man, Thorsvald Slöbjørn, looked upon this small bug and with a tear in his eye said, translated to English of course, "Dragonfly" as he looked off into the sky one last time to see Man's biggest friend returning to their home, far from anywhere known.

It was from that day forward that the dragonfly was named such, and used as remembrance for those great beasts, once foes, but left our realm as friends.

This old tale is apparent when you go and play Spyro the Dragon, if you pay attention you will note a small dragonfly always hanging around Spyro on his adventures. Perhaps these creatures were something like pilot fish for sharks, forming a sort of relationship between dragon and dragonfly.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 17:44:47 ago (+0/-0)

See, I like this explanation. I would except it, would love to in fact, except for this really obscure history book. You probably haven't heard of it, and most of it has nothing to do with dragons. It's called "The Hobbit". Based on this completely unbiased account, dragons are not our friends. When you consider the historian's other labors, you'll find that not all dragons could even take to the sky. Take Glaurong, the father of dragons. His might was condemned to a terrestrial existence, yet no less magnificent than those who came after. I feel like this is all akin to giants, bigfoot, wendigo, and mothmen. We're obviously being lied to.

[ - ] Monica 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 14:10:47 ago (+1/-0)

Dragons were called that because the male ons were dressing like female ons.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 11:37:10 ago (+1/-0)

If I discover a bug and call it the unicorn fly. Does that make unicorns real?

Checkmate mother fucker

Dragons are real, your logic however is lacking.

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 13:56:51 ago (+0/-0)

the Romanian name for the Devil's Fly was erroneously translated to the English Dragon Fly and this eventually evolved into the “dragonfly!

Anyway, that's what flies are like in Romania.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 12:03:40 ago (+0/-0)

If Spanish men aren't real hard-ons, then what the fuck inspired the numb nuts that named the spanishfly?

Bingo mother fuckers.

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 10:48:51 ago (+0/-0)

Now do flat earth

[ - ] Monica 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 14:13:40 ago (+0/-0)

Flat Earth is what Biden keeps tripping over.

[ - ] deleted -1 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 12:45:13 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] Name 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 06:48:04 ago (+1/-0)

Gold does not rust tarnish age or breakdown. We live in a world made of stainless steel where we think that is normal, and forget what a miracle that must’ve been. A statue made of gold will never age. A rooftop made of gold will never leak.

There are three rooftops on the island of Manhattan covered in gold.

[ - ] deleted -1 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 13:02:19 ago (+0/-1)

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