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If The Titanic Submarine Was Using a Video Game Controller to Navigate It...

submitted by Scyber to Jokes 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 14:02:32 ago (+14/-0)     (Jokes)

Why didn't the captain use the cheat code for unlimited lives?

Up, Down, Up, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, A, B, A, B, Select, Start -And they'd be all good.

We'll eventually get to the bottom of this situation.


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[ - ] Misanthroat 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 15:05:06 ago (+2/-1)

A, B, B, A

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 18:37:52 ago (+1/-0)

Ikari Warriors!

[ - ] observation1 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 15:38:57 ago (+1/-0)

I always did A B A B Select Start , like Op.

Zoomers must have read it online. We didn't have online. We had word on the street.

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 16:13:27 ago (+1/-0)

Magazines, strategy guides, a few 800 numbers, we had options.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 16:15:58 ago (+0/-0)

Explains why I couldn't get the code to work every time.

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 16:48:25 ago (+0/-0)

lol, were you trying it in non-Konami games?

[ - ] observation1 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 17:01:34 ago (+0/-0)

Well, didn't everyone?

I'm saying [...] (a)-(b)-(a)-(b)-[select]-[start] is the code everyone I knew used which inconsistently worked. Only 75% of the time so you had to reset and try again, probably because the actual code was [...]-(b)-(a)-[start] but allowed some leeway.

Only rich kids had Nintendo Power strategy guides.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 18:36:26 ago (+0/-0)

Dude, every kid on my block had a Nintendo Power subscription. We lived in a solidly middle class 'burb.

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 22, 2023 11:29:34 ago (+0/-0)

Oh, I see. Yeah, that might explain why it didn't work every time :-D

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 14:10:09 ago (+0/-0)

Seven people lost in a sub. Meanwhile the people are being raped, robbed and murdered by the liberal's pets and the economy is collapsing, with food supplies in serious jeopardy.

Five billionaires who nobody has ever loved or liked for anything but their money.

[ - ] Scyber [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 14:38:14 ago (+0/-0)

2020: Broke black guy: "I can't breeff!"

2023: 5 Rich Men: "We can't breathe!"

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 14:40:02 ago (+0/-0)

The Water Temple is always suck.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 18:38:19 ago (+1/-0)

The Water Temple was one of my favorites. Still is.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 19:44:06 ago (+1/-0)

Mine too actually

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 16:14:23 ago (+0/-0)

Kek. Guess they didn't solve the puzzle in the right order and now they're stuck.

[ - ] Trollasaurus 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 15:20:43 ago (+0/-0)

It's Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 15:23:04 ago (+0/-0)

Bro, they're probably trying to get that K/D ratio without cheats because they're self confident.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 16:19:35 ago (+0/-0)

Glub a glub glub
Five men in a sub
And what do you think they see
The woke, the paki, and billionaires three
Where they sit to poo and pee?

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 21:04:28 ago (+0/-0)

Because the captain has to get it done before the start screen appears. Too slow.

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 27, 2023 20:23:25 ago (+0/-0)

Unfortunately he hit the down button one time too many.